In the bright classroom, the Chinese teacher smiled and said, "Everyone has heard the story of the race between the tortoise and the hare. So, what happened after the tortoise and rabbit race? " This is our homework for today. I hope everyone will carefully prepare toilet paper and deliver the manuscript on time! "
# Today Yong's composition "Tortoise and Rabbit Revenge"
At this time, it was noon, and the sun shone brightly on the running field. Several crows screamed in the tree, and the atmosphere was very strange. Shi Nuobi strolled out of the playground, looking dignified. When Chang Er sent all the people to see him go out, they couldn't help but gather together and ask, "How is the leader now?" "What is the result inside?" Shi Nuobi looked embarrassed and said, "Alas! I lost my head! "
There was an uproar, and several young disciples expressed disbelief on the spot. Only an old voice came from the sect: "The Long Ear Sect has been established for more than 3,500 years and has always been famous for its light footwork. However, the Shell Sect moved the Jianghu in the name of a golden bell jar, but it has always been too rigid below, and it is one of the slowest gangs in the Jianghu, but now ... but now ...? "The speaker is a Beijing bully, an elder of the school. He kept shaking his head, obviously excited.
At this time, there was a sudden loud noise, and the head of the Long Ear Sect, Rabbit, and the head of the Turtle Shell Sect, Tortoise, jumped out at the same time. Both things seem to have exhausted their internal forces, panting one after another. There are many people with shells, and even a few brave disciples such as snails and hermit crabs have begun to swear, saying that "the rabbit's predecessors are just a hollow name, and sure enough, the tail can't grow" and so on. The Long-Eared Sect is a clown in the Jianghu. How can they stand it? Do it now.
Only to see the rabbit shouting, "Stop it!" " Long-eared Sect suppressed its anger as soon as it heard the news and looked back at its master's meaning. I saw the rabbit's hand pressing against his chest, as if it were hard. At that time, the hall was silent, and no one dared to make any noise.
The rabbit looked at everything around him. Suddenly, his throat was sweet and he spit out a big mouthful of blood. Shi Nuobi hurried forward to help him, but the rabbit made a sign for him not to move. Then he looked at the tortoise out of the corner of his eye, and saw that the tortoise snorted and turned away.
At this time, the sun shines, and the white hair of the rabbit is constantly shaking, which is beautiful. In a clear voice, the rabbit said, "No fast, no slow, no loss, no win, no front, no back, no color, no taste, everything is step by step!" There is a twine in the heart of everything, and several people with high understanding, such as beetles, big pigs and elephants, put their hands together and look very solemn. Everything gradually understood, and everyone knelt down with their hands folded. The hall suddenly became dark and the animals knelt on the ground.
The rabbit didn't say a word, but secretly pleased: "I didn't sleep all night last night;" If you don't sleep after running today, consider me a fairy! It's strange that we didn't lose the game. Fortunately, I will say something nice, otherwise it will be embarrassing! "
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# Grain Rain's composition "Tianya Tortoise and Rabbit Race"
On that day, it was written on the lunar calendar: On the fourth day of the fourth month of the lunar calendar, it is advisable to run a race instead of leaving a note.
Outside the playground, the tortoise smiled happily. An animal has this kind of smile unless it has endless food.
But the tortoise is not. He laughed because he did something he didn't believe he could do. At the same time, not many animals in the world can believe that he can do it.
He beat the rabbit in running.
The information about rabbits in the "Animal Name Leg Spectrum" compiled by the most famous chefs in Jianghu is as follows:
Name: Rabbit.
Specialty: running, ranking 30th in the world. The tortoise can't outrun him.
Personality: Jumping is cute.
Disadvantages: Love to dig holes in the ground.
Characteristics of legs: braising in soy sauce is the best choice, and steaming is also acceptable.
The tortoise's smile is happier because he sees the rabbit not far away. When an animal sees its defeated enemy, it is always happy. Turtles are no exception.
But the turtle's pupil suddenly contracted and his face showed an incredible look. Because he saw an impossible thing, if it didn't happen in front of him, he probably wouldn't believe it even if he died.
He saw the rabbit laughing, and he laughed more happily than he did!
The tortoise suddenly became expressionless and said to the rabbit, "You lost."
Rabbit: "Oh?"
Tortoise: "You lost to an animal that can't lose."
Rabbit: "Oh?"
Tortoise: "Do you know what will happen if you lose?"
Rabbit: "I don't know."
Tortoise: "Do you know that the 30 th running animal in the world has become me?"
Rabbit: "I don't know."
Tortoise: "Why don't you know?"
The rabbit suddenly grinned more happily: "because I don't think you know anything."
Tortoise: "What is it?"
The rabbit shook its ear and said quietly, "Do you know who can run slowly and win the game?"
The tortoise's face suddenly became very pale, without a trace of blood.
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Chen composes "Enchanting Rabbit and Tortoise Cover the Sky"
The big boss of the big round turtle is the turtle. He does both land and water. Wow! Made a lot of money. This time, he even teamed up with scarabs, leopards and others to drug the Red Star Rabbit in the Hong Kong-Kowloon race. Red Star Rabbit was addicted to drugs during running, and fell in love with the old pheasant for a while. Not only lost the game. I also made a big taboo. At that time, the brothers turned against each other, miserable!
On this day, the tortoise and snail drink tea and sing in KTV. The rabbit rushed in with a watermelon knife, kicked over the table and shouted at the turtle ghost, "dead turtle!" Running Hong Kong and Kowloon, you lie! " The tortoise didn't save the oil lamp either, and immediately jumped up and shouted even more fiercely: "Short tail, you can't walk in the Jianghu without the rules of 4466." What do you mean? " Smash my venue? You said I cheated. What evidence do you have? Fuck, don't give me face, big deal! "
The rabbit was too excited to speak. He just screamed savagely, "I'll chop you to death, you bastard!" No! It should be me who hacked you to death! " Holding a watermelon knife and trying to rush over, the wild boar next to him quickly hugged him: "Brother Short Tail! You calm down, you calm down! " The rabbit has been red-eyed, but he has always been red-eyed, only this time his eyes are about to fall out. He is struggling, and his mouth is still trying to pull it out by playing with iridium.
The tortoise kicked the rabbit in the stomach at once! Kick hard! "come on Come and cut me! Cut it on my back! " The rabbit's four feet were hugged, but it spit in the turtle's face! He also said: "damn dead turtle, you think I'm stupid!" Who does not know that you have the hardest shell on your back! If you dare to fight with me, let me cut your head off! " The tortoise wiped her saliva and got angry: "Grandma's face is yours, but you don't want it!" " ! Who wants to fight you? I, chinemys reevesii, mean that animals bully more animals and bully less! Come on! Everybody give it to me, break his hands and feet! "I saw a scratching, wild boar, elephants, pythons and lizards knocked the rabbit to the ground and gave it a good beating.
Just then, the whistle suddenly sounded at the door and more than 3000 chickens poured in. KFC sells turkeys, hens, cocks and chickens ... they pecked the big round turtle to pieces! Running around! The rabbit looked up and saw a pheasant in a suit at the door. He couldn't help shouting, "Pheasant ~ ~ It's you ~ ~!" Pheasant smiled: "Hens are like clothes, brothers are like brothers, once big brother, always big brother!" " Good brother, I'm here to help you! "The rabbit can't help crying tough guy!" Good brothers! Pheasant! "
Seeing that the chicken pecked away all the other animals, only the tortoise was left. The pheasant smiled and said to the tortoise, "giggle!" " Take it! You taught me that more animals bully less animals! Brothers! "The tortoise shouted," no! Brother short tail! I know it's wrong! Leave me alone! The rabbit ran up and stepped on the turtle's foot: "I *! You also have today! Turn him over! " The chickens promised, "cough up! "
It's already late at night, and the tortoise is lying in the street, covered in scars and with his belly facing the sky. He can't stop crying, "Who's the big brother, please turn over for me ..."
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# Poor Kiln Student's composition "Turtle Crazy Talk Rabbit MengMeng".
Turtle crazy talk rabbit misty, how many radish misty rain, I still remember when you ran and I ran, the turtle was like an ant rabbit like a dragon. Who knows that the rabbit fell asleep when he was really sleepy ~ the tortoise won ~! Ah, crazy turtle, raving rabbit, the misty world is as serious as you and me! The mountain and river race is in a hurry, and the prize money is as high as tens of thousands of yuan. Can't expect the end of the world ~ where ~ ~ tortoise and rabbit race!
(The above is the theme song)
Running in March, the grass grows, the warblers fly and the butterflies dance. The scenery is so pleasant. Sister rabbit has been crying in front of brother rabbit!
Sister rabbit cried her eyes out and ruined everything. She opened her eyes wide, with resentment, hatred, affection, a pool of deep autumn water, but more is the leisure of acacia!
Sister Rabbit complained to Brother Rabbit with a choked heartbeat: "Brother Rabbit, don't you love me anymore?" Don't you love the bunny you grew up with eating carrots? Why ah! Don't you love your bunny sister just because of an insignificant game? Do you know how much my heart aches now? Don't you know that all these heartbroken are because of you? No other rabbit can make me have these heartache and heartbreak. Do you want to give me more heartbreak and sadness? You are so heartless, so cruel to take my heart, and then so cruel not to give it back to me? I can take everything from me to you, but I beg you not to torture my heart and my feelings, and not to make me grieve ... how painful I am, how miserable I am, even if I die ... "
Brother Rabbit grabbed his ear painfully: "Sister Rabbit, I didn't say that I don't love you, nor did I say that I don't want you. These dislikes and don't want to be heard from my mouth, and I won't do such a thing. You are so heartbroken, isn't it the same for me? Your pain and your discomfort are also my pain and my discomfort. I won't be so cruel to leave you alone, and I won't be so cruel to make you suffer. I don't want all this! Don't! But this game is not insignificant. Maybe you can understand me, maybe you can't understand me, but I love you! I love you! I know you love me, and you love me! But ... can you let a rabbit go? "
Rabbit sister: "No! I don't understand, I just don't understand! Would you rather a rabbit be quiet than be with me? Don't you like me? Think I'm not pretty enough? Not full enough? Not sexy enough? Then you can find a beautiful, plump and sexy one, but no rabbit loves you more than me, I know, no! Are you giving up on me? Will you not want me? Then I might as well live humbly. Being with you is my greatest happiness. Don't you understand? This kind of happiness is like being in heaven? Have you ever seen an angel? Don't you think we are like inseparable angels? You tell me, don't lie to me, just tell me, I want my lover not to cheat, not to hide ... "
Sister rabbit and brother rabbit cried into tears. When they were heartbroken, the tortoise suddenly jumped on their knees and kowtowed, spitting deep red blood: "I beg you to stop talking. Do you know this is the biggest torture for me!" I'll give you the title, Brother Rabbit! Please don't get emotional! 555! ! ! "
Sister Rabbit: "Why are you doing this? Do you think that by doing this, we will thank you, worship you and live in your shadow all our lives? No, we didn't. We have love, and we are self-reliant. We won't bend over for five barrels of rice. No matter how hard life is, we have to live. It is the greatest happiness to have him by my side and to be with him. This kind of happiness is like being in heaven. Have you ever seen an angel? I don't think you will. Animals like you can't see angels. Don't you think he and I are like inseparable angels ... "
The tortoise turned white, kicked his leg and fainted.
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# Murakami's composition "The Forest of Tortoise and Rabbit"
The grass that has rained is very fresh. Probably because the rain all over the world falls on the lawns all over the world! The sky is a little blue, can life be so deep?
I saw the tortoise, and its delicate shell looked very vicissitudes. The male beast carrying the shell is ridiculous, but he doesn't care. He looks strong.
"ah! Rabbit Jun! " He called me, looking a little embarrassed, rubbing his hands, as if he had just put it there!
"Come on today, turtle!" I smiled at him, the sun shone on his face and his eyes narrowed into a line.
"Rabbit, you lost!" He looked a little embarrassed and murmured, "Rabbit Jun, an animal that can run so well, also lost to me. I know Mr. Rabbit doesn't want to make me sad. I know. "
I smiled: "Well, no, don't think too much." I'm a little sleepy. Spring is a little sleepy! "I waved at him and turned away. I found my eyes a little moist.
"Rabbit gentleman! I'm sorry! Please wait a moment! " He shouted behind him. I turned around and looked at his pale face. "What is it?"
The tortoise bit his lip hard, as if with great strength and all his courage, and said, "I ... I like Mr. Rabbit." What about you! " "
I just stood there. Bees are buzzing and dancing in the sun. They have been collecting pollen, and I am motionless, as if I have lost my life.
"I like Rabbit Jun and you! I liked it at first sight. I've also ... thought about being with Mr. Rabbit countless times. However, a humble turtle like me, Mr. Rabbit, you shouldn't like me! It shouldn't be! I ... I can say whatever I want, and I feel very comfortable. I also know that men like men. This is love! However, I just can't control myself! You deliberately lost to me in the running, and my heart was warm. I ... I said it anyway! You can despise me, rabbit. It doesn't matter! Just can see the rabbit jun, the in the mind feel very comfortable ... "
The tortoise can't go on talking, and he can't stop crying. Such a vicissitudes man will be crushed by his heart. I saw his turtle shell shaking.
I used to be dumbfounded, but now I don't know what drove me across the grass to him and hold him in my arms.
His rough neck trembled and sobbed in front of me, and I hugged him quietly. Nose is unique to aquatic animals.
This noon, the grass suddenly became very quiet and disappeared. ...
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# Wong Kar-wai's composition "East Turtle and West Rabbit"
Many years later, I had a rabbit named silly Blagi. Any animal can be stupid, as long as you have tasted what it means to drink half a bottle. I don't care what other animals think of me, I just don't want other animals to run faster than me.
I think some animals can never run fast because they are too lazy. I met an animal when I debuted. Because it walked too slowly, many years later, it had a name, called tortoise.
Huang Wu is almost 30 years old this year, and there are competitions everywhere. Where there is competition, there is competition, and where there is competition, there is my business. My name is Rabbit, and my occupation is to win all kinds of racing trophies.
After beginning of spring, I was shocked. Every year at this time, friends come to see me. He always appears from the west, and this year he brought an attractive bottle of bread.
Tortoise: "Not long ago, I met a man and gave me a bottle of tempting fate. He said he would kill you for 3000 yuan. Drink it, and you can forget everything you have done. I wonder why there is such wine. It says that the biggest trouble for animals is that they can't forget human abuse and throwing sulfuric acid. If you don't forget, you won't survive in the future. This bottle of wine was originally intended for you. "
Rabbit: The night before the game, I suddenly wanted to drink, so I drank half an altar and "killed you 3000". The next day, as usual, I continued to take part in the competition, although I found that I wanted to sleep very much.
I see a turtle. The animal I race with is a tortoise.
Rabbit: "It seems that I shouldn't come."
Tortoise: "It's too late to regret now."
Rabbit: "Can I have some stimulants?"
Tortoise: "No, I'll spank you if I want to!" " "
Rabbit: "Well, please get up ..."
The game seems to last for a long time, because I seem to be racing with a turtle at the same time. In the end, I can't tell whether the tortoise is my opponent or myself. There are blooming seasons, but no animals know when I wake up.
Every animal wants to know what is behind the rabbit's failure after losing a game. I really want to tell them that there is nothing special after the failure, but it is because he drank half an altar for nothing. But I know they won't listen. With their character, how can they be content if they don't drink half an altar by themselves?
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# Feng Dagang's composition "Turtle Square and Rabbit Square"
"tricky! There must be something fishy in it! " The pig is talking to the chicken happily. "I don't believe this. A spirited little animal like the rabbit was returned to the tortoise first! This is called putting the electric fan behind the cow and bragging B! "
The chicken frowned: "Oh, why are you so dirty?" ! Maybe somebody else's tortoise signed up for a sweet dream day trip organized by Rabbit Company? "
"Who are you talking about?" The tortoise suddenly appeared with a sweat towel on his shoulder. He touched his bald head and said to the chicken, "Do you think it is enough not to kill yourself in the game? Then you have to be able to split! Be soft! Even a snail like you can't run away! "
The chicken said, "Well, what does that have to do with division?"
Tortoise: "If I don't chop, can the rabbit knock my feet unconscious?"
Pigs and chickens can't help but be happy, raising their front paws and wings: "Gao! Really high! "
At this time, the rabbit came in silently. The tortoise looked at it and said, "Yo! We are all thinking about you when you come back! "
Rabbit: "What is there to remember? Just lose a dinner! " ! Come on, come to Wangfujing for dinner with me and take you there! I don't think you are ugly. "
The tortoise's voice rose eight degrees: "I think you are ugly!" " "