It's not that I've been overconfident in recent years, and I've been writing my own stories. After thinking about it, it's better to put my own photos. The so-called true nature. According to the last issue, the effect is not bad. It seems that my black face is still quite popular.
If you continue to adhere to the European and American styles I have been using to illustrate articles, it is not impossible. Mainly for fear of being mistaken for crooked nuts by relatives and friends who have never met.
What letters are there in English? 25? 27?
Yes Before telling the story, let me talk about why I said "I love you like a peach". At first glance, this reminds people of a name that smells like love between teenagers.
Originally. I want to use "peach" as the suffix of this article: I love you like a peach. It means that the water is tender and fragrant, and it looks delicious. Smells the same.
After I thought of the name "delicious", my black eyes, which I thought were pretty, carefully studied "I love you like a peach" for five minutes and twenty-three seconds without rolling their eyes. Look left and right, look up and down, just a slow motion.
In this process of introspection, I always feel very strange.
Late Saturday night. I wrote an article with green tea alone, lying quietly in front of a 15 inch computer screen like a pool of dead meat. Inspiration suddenly gushed out, and my slender fingers crackled with inspiration on the keyboard.
Just when my rare midnight inspiration broke out, then I got excited violently. Ears suddenly sounded the voice of refueling and embellishing. That's right. Listening to the accent is definitely not the chirp of a local cat.
Listen carefully, it seems like a cat drifting from other places to the north to run for the future, the platform of the meow club. Because, judging from my biting pen, it sounds like a procuress soliciting customers near the provincial railway station. I like to bite my pen butt while writing.
"Fifty nights is indispensable, meow."
With this, I was caught off guard, I was so lost, and I called for spring. It took me a while to understand what the problem was, and suddenly I realized.
What a pity. After its coquettish sound, my inspiration disappeared instantly, and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember my previous thoughts. I have to admit, I fell at its mewing pomegranate skirt.
I have to admit that I have premature ejaculation. Release of double quotation marks.
First of all, I've been thinking for so long. Mostly because when the word "peach" is coded together, once it is misspelled, something will go wrong and people will think about it. Perhaps, I will be mistaken by the busybody for selling slices because the word "water" is added to peaches.
This strange logical thinking is really a bit like a neurotic radical. Although the logic is strange, it is regarded as a classic by many friends in college. A large group of them spent all their time reading books at night, hoping to learn this limited edition textbook of Diode Publishing House as soon as possible.
The editor-in-chief of this textbook is a college friend of mine. I used to call him Daoyou (we lived in the same corridor in college). And his "students" all address him as "Teacher Chen".
I once read in a book that everything was fine in the end. If it is not good, it is because it is not good. Although the ecstasy of a cat made me feel embarrassed about premature ejaculation, it reminded me intentionally or unintentionally, which made me feel that "peach" can't be put together with "I love you".
Daoyou was born in Ganxian County, Shaanxi Province. He also talks like the famous sour noodle soup in his hometown, which is sour. I'll just pick one sentence. The content of our conversation last week made you feel:
"What do you think of the name I love you like a peach?"
"Silk ... it's better to replace it with bananas and add a bigger one!"
Let this moment go back to college with my thoughts for the time being.
That year. We often get together in groups to share resources. Takizawa Rola, Okubo, Maria Ozawa, yes, of course, teacher Cang is indispensable. Under the profound influence of Taoist friends, I gradually expanded my reading, and the cultural level of large areas of the island country has reached the level of professional level 8.
I don't watch many movies. The average level is about 100.
Again: every big boy has a female teacher who will not be old in his heart. My "qualification" is nothing compared with Taoist friends, and I am not qualified to carry his shoes. Daoyou said he wanted to go to an island country for development after graduating from college. Although he was honored as Teacher Chen by his classmates in the corridor, he also had a unique idol: Tony Ooki.
I gave him a handwritten message at the "farewell dinner" before I graduated from college: I wish you an island Jay Chou at an early date. He raised his glass, blushed and had a thick neck, and said, huh? !
The reason why he became famous in the corridor, known as Mr. Chen, was a war of words. His famous battle was also the last battle, which took place in the dormitory corridor. After that stop, he deleted all the "resources" accumulated from high school to college and returned to the fields to be an ordinary person.
The big event that completely changed him this time happened in the provincial capital on an afternoon when the sun was shining. On that day, men and women on campus held hands. You look at me, I look at you. He/she walks under the pink cherry tree and above the red plastic runway. Whispering in a low voice, I love others very much This is me.
One of them was preparing to go back to the dormitory to sleep when he was shy to communicate. I heard him/her pass by on the right: shall we go to Rujia or Hanting later?
I have been expecting a member of the CPPCC to propose a "single protection law". The damage that couples do to singles is simply 10,000 points. Usually, they beat you half to death before stepping on you.
After the boy just asked the girl to go to that hotel, the girl carefully covered her mouth and said, didn't you see anyone next to her? How bad it is for people to hear. Look at his poor back.
It is no exaggeration to say that she must have said it to me on purpose. Because I found out from the corner of my eye that she pointed at me with the third finger of her right hand. All right, take it out and have fun tonight.
Later, I went back to the dormitory with my best friend Xu Sang after surfing the Internet in the off-campus Internet cafe. I met him/them downstairs again, but this time the painting style became a bit rare.
The boy shouted at the girl: thief, your mother, dirty bitch, raised her hand and gave her a heavy mouth. The girl hugged the boy and fanned her hand, with tears in her nose. She cried and put on makeup and shouted, forgive me.
Instead of stopping to watch, we walked on as if we didn't see anything. I just took a look like last time. Although they have been pointed at by others, some people are not afraid of big things when they are watching the excitement, and then they scold the bitch love rat or something.
In my opinion. On the one hand, I have always hated watching this kind of thing, for no reason. If there must be a reason, then I can only say that I am smirking and watching others make a fool of themselves in public. Maybe it will be me next time. Secondly, as the girl said, I am poor enough. How dare I watch two couples fight around?
Not surprisingly, the two made up again a few days later. Love is also stronger. In the school cafeteria, I met a girl who bought cigarettes for a boy. The boy said distressfully, honey, do you eat oil or dry food?
So: love is amazing.
When we fled from the crowd and returned to the dormitory corridor, the legendary war of words was about to be staged. Xu sang went back to the dormitory to change clothes. We are going to the gym in the south playground of the school before self-study in the evening. I was wandering alone in the corridor and happened to be lucky enough to see that wonderful scene.
Hardly had I arrived at the door of his dormitory when the horn of the battle sounded. The two sides took their positions, on the left was an unknown Taoist friend at that time, and on the right was a freak in their dormitory, the four-eyed gentleman. In the smoky corridor, the eyes of both seem to be very firm. Four eyes specially washed their hair to meet this war.
According to people listening to their dormitory, Siyan has been in the dormitory for more than a year and has never washed her hair, but the pillowcase is changed every Monday. It seems that this four-eyed monster is really serious. What a terrible thing.
This should be what he really means: his head is as snow.
The fuse of this war of words was played by a retired female teacher in an island country: the office XXX peach was chopped by 100 people, because of some specific details inside, the two held different opinions. Nobody will obey anyone.
This is nothing to be surprised about. It is normal for two men to watch movies together and argue about a certain plot. What else can they do? Mutual help?
The core of his fame is the topic of debate between them. This proposition is very consistent with the mysterious attribute temperament of Taoist friends and the level of four-eyed monster. The topic of this proposition is:
Is teacher XX calling from the heart in the film (answer time is three minutes).
The judges announced the beginning of time.
As a result, from the beginning of the quarrel, it was already clear who was the winner. The judges who are doing it all know that there is no doubt that Daoyou must win this war of words with the amount of watching movies. This is an indisputable fact. Because he always has a book "Sexual History 1926" under his pillow.
I stood by and watched the two of them clamoring for a fight. Seeing that things were not good, I decided to go up and stop them. At this time, his roommate took my skirt and said to me unhurriedly, do you know? He never fast-forwards movies.
"Four eyes! Do you know how long that movie is? " Daoyou asked.
"how! Do you know? " The unremitting response of Mr. Four Eyes.
"Of course! 3: 20: 53 "Daoyou answered calmly.
Four eyes don't want to lose so embarrassed and thoroughly, for fear of losing face. Decided to larger foe, quickly open the film, at that moment his glasses were covered with a layer of fog, he slowly turned around like wearing sunglasses, very sincerely said to his friends:
"Teacher Chen, accept me as a disciple."
Taoist friends call it a day, call it a day. In less than twenty seconds, the four-eyed king KO will. I continued my 36-game winning streak in the dormitory. The reason why I know this record is that when I was nearing graduation, Siyanjun told me with tears. The so-called idol effect.
Tell the truth. I am amazed at the professionalism of Daoyou, which is simply amazing! At that moment, the chocolate on the tip of the Qiaolezi ice cream I bought in the middle-aged grandfather's canteen downstairs accidentally fell to the ground and broke into pieces.
I almost got down to lick the floor. Just seeing my roommate sitting next to me, like a black whirlwind, I had to give up. Boy, I almost died of heartache.
He gave me a contemptuous look when he saw me trying to pick up the ice cream I had dropped all over the floor. The nouveau riche picked up a large bottle of Pepsi at hand and poured it down.
At the same time, he took his left foot out of the flip-flops like a trick and put his thumb on the instep of his right foot to tickle. I saw the back of his right foot turn up and down with his thumb, and it turned white at once. On his West Lake slippers in Hangzhou, he fell over countless dogs.
I saw that he enjoyed it and decided to fight back. So my stupid head had a brainwave
"The elder brothers! Hong Kong people, right? ! "
After World War I, he soon became angry. He set himself on fire when the fire got out of control. He firmly believes that the girls in the girls' dormitory opposite our boys' dormitory who always draw curtains talk about him all day.
His confidence is based on: Cao Kai, look, there is an open curtain opposite recently, and they leave me a narrow slit every night.
I asked him sarcastically: How do you know people are talking about you? Even if those girls are talking about you, they must be saying, "Do you know that stupid X across the street? The guy who wears a telescope every night and hangs around like a monitor all day. It' s fucking shameless. "
He touched his flat head and squeezed a persistent smile from his mouth. Calmly put down the enhanced night vision iris telescope bought at the school gate and slowly say three words: mouth to mouth.
After that, the corridor was quiet for a long time, and the calm wild cat was pregnant. During that time, as usual, I went to the gym to fall in love with dumbbells on my back every day. Daoyou talked about unprincipled love. His girlfriend is a little girl with long hair.
I don't know the details of their love. Maybe it's because I've been in the gym. The specific story was also told by his roommate.
"He ah, carrying a telescope all day, and I don't know how he was possessed by the devil last week. He left his baby and ran downstairs to follow a girl. He is alone, but don't look at his carelessness. All kinds of actresses change every day. Really like being in love. "
After listening to his roommate, I didn't ask any more questions. I walked out of the boys' dormitory and went to the playground to light a monkey king cigarette.
I sat on the stone steps next to the stadium, staring blankly for nearly an hour. I went to the gym that day, played butterfly machine and made n groups of birds.
After the evening self-study, I went back to the dormitory with my roommates. They incited each other to say that they would go to the Internet cafe for the night and fight. I didn't answer that night, which led my roommates to scold me for being unappreciative and ruined their interest. Later, several of them teamed up to go to the Internet cafe, leaving me and Feng Guang, the weirdo, to hold our ground in the dormitory.
I looked down at the electronic watch on my mobile phone. The time is 1 1: 30.
I turned on the SMS function, and a string of eleven numbers emerged from my memory. I thought about scratching my round two-centimeter-long head and slowly typed out a short message: How have you been recently? I miss you a little.
Open your eyes the next day. I saw three words: delivered. I get dressed and go to class. The sky that day was really blue, as deep as the sea. My heart also turned into sea blue, and I hummed to the classroom: by the ancient road outside Changting.
Love takes many forms. It can be family, it can be friendship, and it can be that I love you like a peach. It can also be a buttonwood tree with sweet flowers, a thirsty river in my hometown, or a small town with her.
I heard about it. The little girl with long hair is also from Ganxian. She studied in Ganxian No.2 Middle School when she was in middle school. As far as I can remember, when I was a sophomore, the school asked our students to fill in the files. I saw four cursive characters written in the column of Daoyou High School: Ganxian No.2 Middle School.
"hello? Say something! I can hang up without talking! "
"Cao Kai, I'm getting married this year. You must come. "
"Well, it must be."