The devil trains humorous sentences

1, in the devil's training camp, some people cheated, some people sighed, and some people sensationalized. Please look at all these problems calmly, because he is such a person in his work and life, and the devil training camp only magnifies his problems!

Everything is changing, and we are not qualified to look down on anyone, especially our partner who is at the low tide of our career. Who knows if his future prospects will surpass yours and mine? Except those who refuse to learn!

3, in the devil training camp, it is normal to complain a few words when you are tired, but you are afraid that the world will not be chaotic. This is a person's quality problem!

4. Many people think that the students in Devil's Training Camp are all idiots after training. They actually spend money on bitter food and think they are smart, but they never understand why "idiots" are white-collar workers and executives of the company, while those so-called "smart people" are still mediocre!

5. Come to the devil's training camp and rest next to you if you don't want to train. Don't look bitter and bitter. After all, you refuse to grow up, and no one has the obligation to enlighten you!

6. Do you know why the polarization in this society will become more and more serious? Nothing, maybe everything will be clear when I have a chance to visit the devil training camp!

7. Entering the devil training camp, its management philosophy is to put the right people together at the right time to do meaningful things, and then "kick out" the unsociable people!

8. "Li Jinping, the head instructor, to be honest, your eloquence is really good. We were all persuaded by you, so I devoted myself to training!"

"Not my eloquence is good, but you are very enterprising. It's just that my words have played a catalytic role in stimulating your emotions! "

9. "Instructor Li Jinping, why is the devil training camp very helpful to our growth, but some people still like to slander us and say that we are idle and boring!"

"Did you see that agarwood? Making a simple handicraft is priceless, but it is just a pile of rotten wood in the eyes of the woodcutter! Remember, not everyone understands the value of training! "

10, "Li Jinping instructor, I am the manager of the enterprise. What do you think is a better way to punish lazy employees? "

"Everything is empty, and the cause and effect are not empty. Poverty and mediocrity are the fate of the future and the best punishment for him!"

1 1, after the devil's training, enterprises generally don't give you a raise and promotion, but it can make you know yourself better, understand your attitude and determination when facing difficulties, and get better ideas when solving problems. Isn't this more interesting than giving you a raise and promotion directly?

12, the purpose of the devil training camp is not to exercise a muscle. After all, it is a matter of the gym. Its significance and value lies in those demons who seem to be domineering (such as difficulties, setbacks, laziness, cowardice, unreachable dreams, etc.). ) can be defeated, they only stay on the level of determination and courage!

13, let me tell you an absolutely effective social skill, that is, communication with monkeys starts with bananas, and communication with dogs starts with bones!