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1, I looked up at the gloomy day, with a sneer at my mouth and strode straight forward. I don't need to tell the direction. As long as I have breath, I can move on and go home. The teacher once taught me with a whip: Tao Er, remember! The earth is round!

2. Passing by the overpass, an old beggar just sat there in thin clothes, with a cold wind. I went over and gave him 5 yuan and said to him, Grandpa, it's windy. People don't catch a cold when they go near the wind.

Grandpa looked at me and asked me if I smoked? I was stunned. At this time, my uncle took out a pack of Chinese cigarettes and handed it to me, saying, I'll give it to you. The original package has not been opened. A drunk insisted on giving it to me last night! I said no, keep it for yourself! Grandpa smiled and said, I don't think it's easy for you either. I still wear shorts and short sleeves in cold weather. I don't smoke. Say that finish, I put the cigarette in my hand and walked away!

My sister came to my house with her three-year-old nephew. At night, the three of us sleep in the same bed. My sister snored loudly and saw her sleeping with her neck crooked. I carefully picked up her head and laid the pillow flat. I stopped snoring and finally got a good sleep.

It happened that this scene was seen by my nephew, and he was ready to go back to sleep. He saw my nephew put two fingers under my sister's nose to see if he was breathing.

My colleague invited me to her son's centennial banquet and sent me a photo. No matter how you look at it, you think the child looks familiar. When I found the photo of my childhood, I found it very similar. What happened?

So I attended the banquet with a big gift. I stayed for a moment when I saw the child. Why is it nothing like the photo? So I turned on my cell phone and took a look. I really don't like it! I breathed a sigh of relief, looked up and looked around, and found that all the male colleagues around me were secretly looking at their mobile phones.