Simple jingle

There is a language phenomenon that is very popular in China. Many people, whether leading cadres or ordinary people, just say a few words. The following is my simple jingle, welcome to share.

Simple jingle 1 1, drink salt soup like ginseng soup in the morning and arsenic in the evening.

2, eat noodles and drink soup to avoid prescribing medicine.

3. Iron is not made into steel, and people are not healthy.

4, cucumber is a treasure, weight loss and beauty are indispensable.

5, the index finger nails, cerebral vessels and ribs are obviously hardened.

6. Flowers smile at the sun, and willows contain smoke. The drizzle turns the bright leaves green, and the breeze caresses and softens them.

7. Drinking soup before meals is better than prescription.

8. Garlic is a treasure. Eating it often is good for your health.

9, the palm of your right hand, quickly and accurately locate the liver.

10, carrot, ginseng; Eat regularly and keep mental state.

1 1, no meat is better than no soup.

12, wrist extends thenar, and blue veins obviously cause low back pain.

13, when is the high score? Raise your pen and ask for heaven. I don't know when Jesus was born. I want to look through the books, but I'm afraid the teacher will find senior three very annoying. It seems like a mountain to write a pen and make a paper. Passing 60 points in a paper is not greed. Why can't you get full marks? People have good luck, whether they pass or not depends on their popularity. I hope the popularity is good, and I will send the answer thousands of miles away.

14, left palm and spleen are good judgments.

15, sweaty palms, spleen deficiency of lung, redness of fingertips and high blood lipid;

16, it is more worry-free to go back to school every day. The teacher's lecture is meaningless, the students seem to be sleepwalking, and they are afraid of the exam. The teacher's teaching is meaningless.

17, one date a day, long live.

18, nails are often white, remember to replenish blood and kidney.

19, blue brick pile, red brick pile, butterflies flying around brick pile, flying, flying, butterflies drilling brick pile.

20, tomatoes, good nutrition, beautiful juvenile disease.

2 1, the palm is red, blue and gray, and there must be something wrong with the stomach.

22, the four books and five classics gnash their teeth, and use thirty-six in class. Run when the teacher comes!

23, thenar, deep lines, arrhythmia is easy to panic;

24, not smooth, there is a knot in one's heart, early prevention of breast hyperplasia,

25, walnut mountain treasure, kidney and brain.

26, the class competition is crowded, the teacher bows his head when asking questions, and shakes his head when he fails in the exam!

27. Read the book backwards in the house and listen to the class outside. I am good at doing two things at the same time, copying books on the blackboard with three heads and six arms.

28, the texture of the thumb root is chaotic, and the stomach disease is prevented early.

29, digestion and absorption to see the five fingers, there are seams between the fingers, gastrointestinal deficiency;

30, the veins stood out in the five fingers, and the peripheral circulation was not good.

3 1 If you don't eat green food for three days, your eyes will see stars.

32, female breasts look at the right hand, wrist stripes touch both sides.

33. Poor eyesight has coarse lines, fine lines and weak veins.

34, eat more celery, don't ask, lowering blood pressure is very useful.

35, two apples a day, the problem is bypassed.

36. Reproductive diseases are the most difficult to check, and both men and women remember it correctly.

37. Female dysmenorrhea has a blood clot, and the veins between the middle fingers are prominent.

38. In my mind, teachers are the fiercest. My father comes home from school until seven or eight every day, and he beats me black and blue every day. When my father is away, my mother is the fiercest, and my homework never relaxes me. After my mother left, my father was the fiercest. I've searched everything, and I'll have a drink if I want.

39, nail vertical edge liver disease changes, finger root raised stool is poor.

40. Husband can't relax. He followed him as soon as he went out. Don't go directly when you see a problem, go home and wait for him to communicate immediately. If nothing can be solved, stab him with a knife.

4 1, press in the morning and evening to strengthen the body, with fresh breath and strong immunity.

42, green onion dipping sauce, the more you eat, the fatter you get.

Simple jingle 2 1, fledgling without courage, becoming a monk halfway, having nothing, youthful, energetic, and just coming from behind.

If you know what you have learned, you will change it. If you have heard of it, you will be very happy. Your words and deeds will be consistent. Your heart will be like advice and bitter medicine, which a good teacher and friend dream of.

3. Stand up against evil.

4. Go with the wind, there are few storms in the unfathomable.

5, careless, full of loopholes, too late to regret, too late to lift a finger, perfunctory, muddle along.

6. Be loyal and faithful. Finish what you started. Be rich, not obscene, poor, firm and unyielding.

7. Kindness, loyalty and reliability; Ungrateful, everyone spurns.

8. Impartiality, equal treatment, loyalty, and immortality.

9. Be brave and subdue thieves; Stand by and stink.

10, brave words

1 1, put public before private, put yourself behind others, work hard, get sick, live and die. Vulgar.

12, the enemy was dumbfounded; Being happy without thinking about Shu makes people laugh.

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14, braving the wind and waves, promising; Stick to the rules, despair.

15, do what you can, start from the beginning to the end, anticlimactic, start without the end, give up halfway, abandon the book and chase the end, no merit, no merit.

16, popular will, high spirits; Complaints abound, stupid officials mess around.

17, the edge of the tree seeks fish, and the east is effective. What's fake is real.

18, let nature take its course and never get upset; Struggle for power and profit, full of resentment.

19, give up on yourself, go from bad to worse, and waste your life.

20. Give charcoal in the snow, and change it if it is good for people. If you don't, you will be encouraged. If you are innocent, you will be warned to convince others.

2 1, take precautions and worry calmly; I am eager to dig a well, but my dream is a bubble.

22. Injustice has no size, and being a man is awesome. You should be careful when transporting a boat and capsizing it.

23, approachable, heart-to-heart, warm, easy-going, omniscient, saving lives.

24, no desire is just, and it will last forever; Greed, darkness, dizziness.

25, unity is strength, each showing its ability; This is a mess, and entrepreneurship is white.

26. Don't be afraid of danger, don't surrender, die calmly and go through fire and water.

27. Volunteer to join the army. Don't miss the golden opportunity. Emancipate the mind, ride the wind and waves, and make steel.

28, the mountain is not high, the water is not deep, the yelang is arrogant, and I am the only one.

29, happy-go-lucky, like joy; If the goal is too high, the result will be miserable.

30. Perseverance and perseverance are the mainstay.

3 1, selfless, selfish and selfless, immortal.

32. Good beginning and good ending are expected to succeed; Give up halfway and lose in vain.

33, brainstorming, * * * achieved good results; Stubbornness is a flash in the pan.

34. It is conscious to hide one's head and expose one's tail, and it is hidden to talk big.

35. Respect each other and be happy every day; Strange strange bedfellows, jump as soon as you say it.

36. Enjoy yourself before suffering, lead by example, and share weal and woe. The urgent task is to overcome difficulties and go all out.

37. Ambition makes you invincible. A rising star has a bright future. He is ambitious, young and promising, with both ability and political integrity.

38. A blind man feels like an elephant, and a fool can distinguish sounds. Cover your ears and deceive yourself.

39, Jin Fenglu, deep leaves. The duke of Zhou spat, but it was a pity.

40, cheating, the authorities are fascinated. Stupid enough to face the wind and turn your back on Germany.

4 1, work hard and have a bright future; Speculation is on the line.

42. Be serious, strive for perfection, be meticulous, turn a blind eye, and let yourself go with the flow.

43, spotless, not afraid of people; If you are insatiable, you will be punished sooner or later.

44. Zhuang Meng, Chun Xin. Things are transformed, and the past life is thick and the present is thin.

45. Being healthy and vigorous in one's old age, from each according to his ability, is in his proper place, and the country rises and falls, and everyone has the responsibility to divide the work and cooperate.

Simple jingle 3 antique collection famous sentence: jingle knows treasure

It is difficult to collect and hide antiques, and it is also difficult to save some money before collection;

Emerald is radiant and can be called Emerald Jing Wong. As bright as water, a drop of clear water cannot see the sky.

If the cat's eye is gray, the single line and the double line are exquisite, the works are in harmony with the eternal lines, and ghosts and gods naturally sigh.

Come to the diamond ring, love is strong, the crystal edge is naturally shiny, and dedication to love, a brooch is tens of millions.

Sapphire is superior to heaven, and its hardness is second only to diamond. Colorful gems are the first, and one gram is worth tens of thousands.

This is a natural gem. You can tell at a glance whether there is light or not. Feel how much money is in your pocket, and you will show your true colors when you see the light soaking in water.

Gems are not fun, and there are few rich people. It seems hard to find what is missing. Gems can't play with jade.

Looking for ancient jade to see new jade, there are thousands of fakes everywhere, but the real thing is not one, and the real thing is not worth showing.

It is also difficult to collect jade. After studying for several years, I found a few worthless pieces. It seems that I can only pick them up.

Make the past serve the present, it is not difficult to learn history and contact antiques. The ancient bronze is in front.

Bronzes have been used for thousands of years, and the ancient meanings of bronze rust are naturally connected. Hundreds of thousands of yuan are gone, and it is really fate to find a national treasure.

Ask experts to find buyers. Everyone says there is a price but no market. Identifying tens of thousands is nothing, and everyone is afraid of not getting rich.

Knowing three colors in ancient pottery is really like winning the lottery in the stock market, dreaming of making a fortune in the end and finally recognizing it.

Song porcelain is really atmospheric, and everything is a national treasure. Chai Ruguan is well prepared.

The wooden kiln is so mysterious that the ancients said they had never seen it. It is really controversial to the ancients, saying that it is purple gas.

Ru kiln ware is legendary again, and everyone is talking about fake drops. How to glaze agate? There are few stars in the sky.

The official kiln is full of righteousness. It is said that the official kiln imitates the Zhou ware, and the official word is the deed. There are official kilns but there are no official kilns.

Ge kiln, the organ of Ge kiln, is dedicated to the gods. Made of gold wire, the cracks in the kiln are fake drops.

Kiln-fixing appliances are handed down from the people. In official terms, it's fake. How can civilian products have official characters, and gold and silver ornaments are all imitations?

Jun kiln is just like yours. Ru kiln is lost, and the cracks on the kiln are not filled up, which seems to be the trace of earthworm crawling.

Longquan's imitation of the Song Dynasty was so powerful that it burned into the official residence in a previous life and finally became magical.

The blue-and-white glaze in the Yuan Dynasty is red, and its true face is rare in the world. The iron red in Su Qing is light and heavy, and the treasure light is rich.

The blue-and-white bronze incense burner in the Ming Dynasty reached its peak in Chenghua Yongle, with colorful wine glasses, and the world lamented its extraordinary achievements.

Three generations of Empress Dowager Cixi died in Qing Dynasty, and three generations of blue and white flowers were her merits. The sky in the snuff bottle attracted eight countries to occupy JD.COM.

Green ingot, imperial wood and huanghuali are rich in sea yellow.

Rosewood, Daphne family and rosewood became Jin Sinan.

Bloodstone, red coral and south red can also be amber.

Manuscript, peach pen container, four gifted scholars talk about purple sand.

It took several turns to get back to the present, and all the things I picked up were finished. Let's take a look at purple sand.

I was cheated when I bought the right walnut. There is only one electric fan at home, and my wife has run away and my children have disappeared.

Collection is a kind of play with mentality and financial resources. If you want to know your true colors, you must rely on your own "fate".

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Simple jingle 4 1, when a beautiful woman looks back, she scares a cow to death; I can't go with you, just because you are too ugly to ask the ugly girl why. I have money and oil to see if you can go, even if you have everything, you won't bow your head.

2, recently more annoying, children repeatedly hooligans. Go home late to relax, read and sleep more. At the bottom of the exam, laughing is not at the bottom. Grandma follows the teachings and strives for perfection. The child was puzzled and asked: What was the first test?

3, purple porcelain plate, shark fin, a plate of cooked shark fin, a plate of raw shark fin. Chixiaochi took a porcelain spoon and asked for steamed shark fin. As soon as a bite of shark fin reached his mouth, the fishbone got into his teeth, and Koike patted his leg and scratched his teeth in pain.

There are forty-four stone lions in front of the stone temple. There are forty-four astringent persimmons on the tree in front of the temple. Forty-four stone lions don't eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons eat forty-four stone lions instead.

5, moonlight in front of the window, the original debt collection shortage; Looking up, I saw a big water tank; I wish I didn't work hard when I was a child and played games all day. It's not too late to turn your back!

6, the troubles of small staff: the leader is in a bad mood and makes you cry; If the customer is not satisfied, you will suffer; If the superior comes to check, you will suffer; Bonus at the end of the year, this is your chicken ribs.

7. There is a small wine every day, and the whole glass of beer is finished; If you are strong, you will have a strong hand, and you will not leave until you are completely defeated; After three rounds of wine, the mood is flying and there is no one to help the wall; A heartbroken dream, wake up to see a toilet!

I told you not to be infatuated with my brother, because he has wasted his time and can't do such hard work. You also need to drink often, scold the street when you are drunk, and smoke on credit when you have no money. You said I was angry, but not angry.

9. Why do you need to send a woman to school? Marry a rich man and enjoy happiness. Don't ask about good or bad character, as long as you have money, you are beautiful. Regardless of education level, people now laugh at poverty rather than "blindness" (illiteracy).

10, five trees on the mountain, five pots of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest and five pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelf, kill the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box.

1 1, the head can't be broken, how beautiful the dyed hair is; No bleeding, no white head; Shoes should not be worn out. When you visit your girlfriend, you need oil. The car can't be small, you can travel by car.

12, those who have jobs have no right to engage in greening, those who have the courage to engage in culture, those who have money and no right to engage in corruption, those who have self-styled cigarettes and no alcohol, those who have no big goals to liberalize, and those who have no land and no sky are mystifying. Only one child stands up as a mother.

13, the building foundation should be laid firmly, and the foundation of life should be laid firmly and step by step. Life is like a building. You should use real materials, make them clean, mix your own buildings, and finally ruin your life.

14, the tour guide should have the mother-in-law's mouth, mother's heart, treat the guests, learn from A Qing's sister-in-law, laugh when you meet, and don't think much afterwards; All the guests came, all with one mouth. As soon as people leave, the tea gets cold, everything at home is thriving, and the family never stops.

15, be a man, don't pretend too much, you will get hurt sooner or later; Don't be too slippery, you will be hit sooner or later; Don't be too bad, you will be kicked sooner or later; Don't expose your shortcomings, you will be shoveled sooner or later; Don't be too wicked, there is a sky; Don't be afraid of pain, you will enjoy happiness sooner or later; Don't promiscuous, just love one.

16. Laborers were found together with people watching laborers' labor, and it was impossible to tell who was working and who was watching laborers' labor. As a result, the laborer can't move, and those who watch the laborer's work can't see the laborer's work. Nobody move!

17, Chinese at least increases literary knowledge! English can be communicated with foreigners! History keeps you from betraying! Geography keeps you from getting lost! Politics makes you know how to defend your rights! Mathematics is going to ruin your life: go to the Yellow Crane Tower and calculate how far the boat in the Yangtze River is from you!

18, born twice at a time, look at the number in love; Walk by the roadside three times and four times, and go in and out hand in hand five times; Six times, seven times, a hug, eight times I feel very happy; Nine generations under one roof, ten new lovers become strangers; Young men and women should be cautious and enjoy blessings when they fall in love and get married.

19, ladle hot oil with copper spoon, cold oil with iron spoon, cold oil with copper spoon and hot oil with iron spoon. Spoon the oil into the frying spoon, and there will be delicious food every month. Stew squid pieces first, then chop mutton strips. The fire burns under the stove, the oil is cooked in the spoon, and the pot is as hot as a copper spoon and an iron spoon.

20, the rain outside the curtain, sleepless tonight, lying alone in bed sweating like rain. Every power outage in midsummer makes Hua Xian angry. Shake the fan alone, seemingly at leisure, imagining that the man is around. Yesterday has passed.

Simple jingle 5 Winter is coming, and it is getting cold.

Fire is most commonly used for heating,

We should do a good job in fire control,

Prevent fire and ensure safety.

When winter comes and everything is dry,

In case of fire, firewood burns easily.

Whether at home or in the wild,

Don't throw cigarette butts and kindling.

Domestic fire should be strictly controlled,

Don't let children play around,

Once Mars causes disaster,

Endangering life and destroying property.

Bad habits, to change,

Don't smoke while sleeping,

Don't bake the bed,

The water in the kitchen jar is always full.

In recent years, people have not been idle.

How troublesome it is to smoke barbecue.

The fire source is far away from the haystack,

Keep someone on duty, don't relax.

New life, good habits,

Electrical equipment is complete,

Please designate a special person for installation and maintenance.

Individual hidden dangers.

Fire protection law, as a guide,

Keep fire control knowledge in mind,

Abide by laws and regulations,

Life and property are preserved.