Every capital has meaning and rhythm. Used in daily life is absolutely a blockbuster!
I hope you like it.
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1, if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
3, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.
4. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.
5, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't leave, I will leave.
7. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.
8. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds are all picked up, and those without backgrounds are killed with a stick.
9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
12, I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.
13, how to lose weight without eating?
15, the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.
16, Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.
17, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me? !
18, there is love besides teeth.
19, when life viciously turned everything into black humor, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.
20. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.
23. Our goal: Look at the money and make a profit.
25. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.
26. Don't try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance. ...
28, saying that money is evil, it is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!
29. Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects.
33. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with people who try their best to make you end being single.
34. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.
35. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!
38. I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.
39. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.
40. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.
4 1. It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.
42. Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, and winter is just a deep sleep.
Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.
47. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.
48. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
49. Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu.
As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.
67. The sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.
68. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zedd. You never know who will be unlucky next.
When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.
76.work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior.
77. I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, utilities, bought instant noodles with oily rice, touched my pocket and sighed. I am a white-collar worker again this month …
78. Take your hand and drag your son away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!
80. He is just a pot of water, which is poured into your rice pile. After several years, clear water turns into alcohol, and you become a pile of abandoned rotten rice, which is not useless, but can also be used to feed pigs.
8 1. People who don't want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.
84. The word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for more than twenty years. Never got to the point.
85. A real warrior dares to face his own face.
86, Tianshan children's grandmother-the appearance is too good, but there are 365 cracks in the heart. Every crack is written with the words "spring, summer, autumn and winter", which is full of vicissitudes.
89. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.
90. Actually, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to install, to install a circle, and to have a threshold. If you pretend, you will move forward and become a legendary temperament. If you don't pretend, it will get stuck there. It's Carmen.
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When you get upstairs, you should change your words to: "What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits monsters. "