With the progress and development of the times, the short video platform has become more and more popular, and more and more young people have begun to pay attention to it, so many buzzwords have appeared and become everyone's mantra. I often hear you say. The following is an encyclopedia of funny online language buzzwords.
Funny network language buzzword 1 10, can't laugh anymore.
I can't live with laughter, family! ! !
I believe that all friends who like surfing the Internet must have seen this sentence in the major funny videos, hilarious jokes, sand sculpture copywriting or comment areas! (If you haven't seen it before, reflect on yourself. Do you watch the push of Tang Tang Channel every day? )
"Laugh too hard to live", as the name implies, means to describe something that is too funny to live with. In fact, it means "laughing to death", but it is unlucky to shut up and die, so everyone changed it to this euphemism.
Similar to it, there is also "laughing", which is equivalent to "laughing to death" and "laughing shit". After all, it's unlucky to die, and shit is hard to be elegant!
I mean, it's really painstaking for netizens to laugh for "elegance"!
9. Be smart when you are young
It used to be a compliment to say that people are smart. For example, a friend praised me, "Tang Tang was a clever boy when he was a child." It is absolutely sincere to say that I was smart since I was a child. My admiration for me is like a raging river, and the Yellow River is out of control! (not)
But this year, the word smart was ruined by sand sculpture netizens!
From the beginning, it was a mockery of someone's confusing behavior, such as Zhang Guowei, whose main business is jokes and his sideline is high jump. His comment area is definitely the hardest hit!
Later, it gradually evolved into a mocking way:
The child has been clever since he was a child.
Seeing which "big smart" in the comment area doesn't know how to pretend to understand and find a sense of existence, the majority of netizens praised him in minutes and taught him to be a man!
8. Are you polite
The stem comes from an affectionate sentence in Hunan Satellite TV's "Singer's Play Year" program last week. At that time, the singer Geng and I met for the first time. As a result, as soon as they finished greeting, Geng asked for WeChat!
I've seen accosts, never seen such arrogance!
Charlie blurted out, "Are you polite?" This really speaks for everyone!
7. The secretary will check it for me.
When reading novels before, I often saw an overbearing president appear. Besides being handsome, charming, glittering and rich, what I admire most is that people have such a group of secretaries who can do everything.
No matter what problems the president has, no secretary can't find and solve them!
Although we don't have a secretary now, who doesn't have three or two friends? When we encounter knowledge blind spots:
Secretary x, you have three minutes to check for me!
Although we are not as rich as the overbearing president, no one can stop us from being angry with Wang Ba!
6. This blessing is for you. Do you want it or not?
Friends who have seen Empresses in the Palace know that Aspidistra has another person in his heart, who doesn't like the emperor at all, and certainly doesn't want to be spoiled by others.
So when Su Peisheng proclaimed the imperial edict and made Ye Lanyi a pledge, he said, "Young Master, you are really blessed." Ye Lanyi said, "This blessing is for you. Do you want it? "
The feeling of disgust in my heart has been naked on my face.
So, when something bad happens to you and others are optimistic and even congratulate you, you can use this sentence to go back and forth.
For example, the leader says to you, "Young people should not be afraid to work overtime or suffer hardships. After several years of tempering, they have a bright future! 996 is also a blessing! "
You can answer him, "This blessing is for you. Do you want it or not? "
Of course, the point is, don't come to me if you're fired!
5. A grovelling brother
Speaking of which, I have to mention an old unlucky variety show "My Pierced Brother"!
I don't know why the program group is so memorized. As long as there is a little improvement every time, the invited guests will definitely throw a moth into the fire!
Either someone was sent a chat record by his ex-girlfriend, or Li XX became a French coffee directly, because the PC was arrested and it was pure prison style!
Therefore, some netizens suggested that don't cut through thorns, just apologize! Son, where's my brother? Obviously, it's the late stage of the program group, just punch and vomit!
4. Barbie Q.
Barbie Q is actually a homonym of English list 686868686868, which means barbecue.
"Finished, finished, Barbie q, I lost, digging grass. Isn't this going to give me a barbecue? "
This sentence comes from Tik Tok's game blogger @ Rogue-Dianyin eat chicken. Bloggers usually play games and chat with Dianyin, which is called magic and funny! Once I ate chicken, I was blown up by a Grenade thrown by the enemy, and the whole person was directly burned to death, so I shouted the above sentence.
So "Barbie Q" also means "finished".
As a result, this electronic sound soon went out of the circle and was regarded by many netizens as the BGM of the "human tragedy" video.
For example, an old iron is found hiding private money behind his girlfriend's back, and he is likely to become Barbie Q!
3. harmless, but extremely insulting.
At first, the word was single dog's incompetence and anger when he was loved by a lovestruck couple.
Later, it gradually evolved into various behaviors or languages that can make the other party feel insulted without a single soldier.
For example, in a video of the gym some time ago, the treadmill that only a muscular man could lift with both hands was fixed by the aunt who swept the floor with one hand. Although the aunt didn't speak, she reflected her inner OS everywhere: "Is this necessary?" Who can not love the big fellow for a second!
Of course, if you want to insult Tang Tang, you don't have to bother. Just shave off your thick hair in front of me.
Or just one sentence, I can vomit blood and die: "You work overtime every day, and you can earn a lot of money a month!" " "
2. Emotional management
The word emo, I believe, is not uncommon these days. Even when I am alone in the middle of the night, I write down the sad literature of "I am emo" while listening to "the net is pressing the clouds".
Emo is actually the abbreviation of emotional. Translation is emotional hard core or emotional hard core. It was originally a musical style, but now it is generally regarded as the expression of negative emotions such as depression, negativity, decadence and sadness.
"I am emo" means that I am emotional, decadent, depressed and unhappy, which has gradually become a mantra.
Later, the corresponding "emo literature" appeared, that is, a text written by (e) people silently (mo mo) to express jokes or self-mockery.
So, I can also perform live in Tang Tang. What do you mean, "My heart is broken, I cry, and I am a sad rose at midnight"!
Shocked! Shanghai aunt 90 suite 106 parking space! 02
I'm emo,,,,
1、YYDS
I said YYDS is the YYDS in this year's buzzword inventory. Nobody has a problem with that!
YYDS, the acronym of "Eternal God", is widely used. As long as you want to praise a very powerful person or thing, YYDS will definitely express your feelings incisively and vividly!
Of course, if you insist that YYDS means to be single forever, I don't have much problem with Tang Tang, but I suggest that you don't associate this meaning with Tang Tang.
Otherwise, I will think that this wave is not harmful, but extremely insulting. Although you were smart when you were a child, did you know manners? This blessing is for you. Do you want it or not? So, I gave emo a duel, and then I will ask my secretary to check your position for me! The final result is that you are Barbie Q, and other friends can't laugh. I am the brother who offers a humble apology!
Promise me that we won't hurt each other in order to avoid the above tragedy, ok!
Funny online language buzzword 2 1, how hot can the feelings on the keyboard be?
2, not afraid of stealing tools, afraid of stealing children to understand technology!
Maybe one day I can get back all the love and emotion I neglected before.
4. I will consider if I meet someone who has a secret crush. Brothers and sisters will be fine. It's really good.
5, falling in love is like playing mahjong, not serious and not fun, too serious and easy to be sad.
6. My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.
7. First love is art, passionate love is technology, marriage is art, and divorce is surgery.
8. failed physics? Normal! Do you have to calculate the air resistance when jumping off a building?
9. It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head.
10, arguing with a MM about whether a whale is a fish. Finally, I said, "The Japanese also have a personal message." She agreed that a whale is not a fish.
1 1, iron pestle can be ground into needles, and wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
12. If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint.
13, life can't be like cooking, and all the ingredients are ready before cooking.
14, I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked for too many years as a chef!
15, wear other people's shoes, go your own way, and let them take a taxi to find it.
16, there is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Peking University will live forever. ...
17, take off your clothes, I am an animal, put on your clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!
18, since I became a piece of shit, no one dared to step on my head again.
19, your ugliness has nothing to do with your face. ...
20. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!
2 1, really creative, really brave to live!
The species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing?
In fact, the airport proves that more people than churches sincerely kiss the walls of hospitals and listen to more prayers.
24. I recently read an unforgettable book and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and information.
25. Santa Claus, can you put all the money from banks in the world in my socks?
26. The floor is not stepped on, but walked over.
27.) Brothers and sisters! . Listen to your mother! . Fall in love in the future! . `~`
28, will not steam steamed bread, will only live up to expectations.
29. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.
30. this fart is just and powerful, and it is no joke.
Funny online language buzzword 3 1, women love two kinds of flowers: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.
2. Silence is golden. Leave me alone. I want to save money.
Let's meet again in a few decades and send them to the crematorium to burn them all to ashes. You're just a bunch of me. Nobody knows anyone. All of them are sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.
4. Life is not only immediate, but also the invitation of old love.
I thought I liked good-looking people, but later I learned that only people I like are good-looking.
6. Finally, the relationship with most people is: only take traffic, not people's hearts.
7. God closes a door for you, and then goes to wash and sleep.
At that time, my ambition won the world, and now I retire only for him.
9. A simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.
10. Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will only be beaten.
1 1. You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.
12, if you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single!
13, sometimes I feel that I like you very much. That feeling is like eating too much and bursting.
14, stay with me, at least I love you more than others.
15, for the rest of my life, I will be thin and rich.
16, everyone else went to hit the south wall. I must earn a lot of money to repair the south wall.
17, you should feel at ease and be fat. Being thin is someone else's business.
18, your new love is still someone else's whore.
19, I haven't understood mathematics since I picked up the pen that fell on the ground in the first day of junior high school.
20. Some people make you feel bad seriously, while others owe you toothache.
2 1, ex-girlfriend seems to be biological, and post-girlfriend seems to be adopted.
22. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it away.
23, I think there must be a lot of people secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has told me clearly!
24. Don't drink water if you lose money, or you will get dirty.
25, those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You ask her to open the courier and try it without scissors.
26. Those hurdles that can't be crossed are not just because of short legs!
My boyfriend is considerate of me. In order not to disturb me, he hasn't come to see me for more than ten years, which is very warm.
28. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.
29, two ears don't smell things outside the window, read only e-books.
30. The so-called true love is knowing that two people are so ugly and worrying that the other person will be taken away.