What are the funny sentences that represent tiredness?

The content is as follows:

1, disrespecting others will also make others think that you are rubbish and spit it out.

The most terrible thing is not being tired into a dog in senior three, but endless.

I'm too tired to climb in the gym. I'll buy myself a lipstick later.

4, every time I go home, I am tired as a dog, but I am tired when I see cute ones.

After looking at the house all day, my old man and I were exhausted.

6, or the end of the day at 2: 30 in the morning, tired into a dog's day has to be melodramatic.

7. Today is a very tiring day. I have a lot of work and want to quit in minutes.