A pupil didn't know the word "Huai", so he asked his brother in grade one.
"Brother, what is this word?"
"The word' ghost'."
"Where is the word' wood' next to the ghost?"
"This is the food on the tree."
Son: "What will you do if I get the first place in my class?" Father: "Then I am really happy!" " "Son:" Dad, don't worry, I won't let you die! " "
The father saw his son standing in front of the game hall and said angrily, "You don't know anything about learning. You can only play games. Nine times out of ten, I see you here! " "The son said," I am less than you once! " "
The father reprimanded his son: "The neighbor Zhang Jia is very unhappy because you broke his son's eyes with one punch." You said it was an accident. Is it true? ""Of course it's true, "said the son." I want to hit him on the nose. "
A visiting lady wanted to know why her little nephew behaved so well.
"That's very kind of you." She said, "Why are you so obedient?"
The little nephew replied, "Because my mother promised to buy me a toy panda, provided that I didn't laugh at your garlic nose and Fanny's ears."
There is an alcoholic father. According to magazines, one of the effective ways to cultivate children's intelligence is to ask children some imaginative questions frequently. So, I found my son and tried to ask, "If you have a magic pen of Ma Liang, what are you going to draw first?" "Erguotou, Dad."
A car ran over a chicken when it passed a small village. The driver picked up the unlucky chicken and said to a little boy who saw it, "Is this chicken yours?" "No, sir, my chicken is the same color and appearance as it, but not as flat as it."
Two teachers are talking about their students. One of them said, "A student came to school yesterday without washing his face, so I sent him home."
Another teacher admired him very much and said, "What a great idea! He must have come to school neatly today! " "
"No, the whole class didn't wash their faces today!"
A professor usually forgets three things, either losing his glasses case or his crutch. Especially umbrellas, his wife buys him one almost every month. The professor secretly made up his mind to be more careful in the future. One day, the professor went out in the morning and came back in the afternoon. He proudly said to his wife, "Hey, Tao Le, I didn't lose anything today. I brought my umbrella back! " With that, he flashed an umbrella. "Oh, look at you careless person, you didn't take your umbrella out today!"
A mountaineer was imprisoned for unfair imprisonment. In the spring, he received a letter from his wife, which described the difficulties in life. Finally, he wrote: "It's time to sow, but no one has turned our land." The mountaineer was very sad to see it. He thought about it all night and wrote back to his wife the next day: "There is no hurry to farm. Before I came in, I buried an altar of gold ingots in the ground. After I go out, we won't have to live by farming. " Prisoners' letters must be checked by guards, and this letter is no exception. A few days later, Shanmin's wife wrote again: "A group of people came yesterday and turned over all our land, deeper than when you were at home." Are they your friends? "The villagers immediately replied," Don't worry so much. You can plant the land now, and next year's day depends on the autumn harvest. "
The eloquent salesman promoted the children's encyclopedia to Mrs. Bohr, saying that this set of books could answer any questions raised by the children. At this moment, it happened that Mrs. Bohr's youngest son Henry came. The salesman patted little Henry on the head and said, "Son, just ask me a question and let me tell your mother how I can find the answer you want from the book." Little Henry: "What brand of car does God take?"
When my son came home, he happily told everyone: "In class today, the teacher said that a child who ate hippo milk gained more than 20 kilograms a month." Dad shouted loudly, "nonsense, there is such a thing." Whose child is it? " The son replied seriously, "It's a hippo's child."