I will arrive in 5 minutes. If not, please read this message again.
With the reform and opening up, my weight rubs on the ground.
All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.
Hello, the number you dialed has passed away, please redial in the afterlife.
6. My deskmate said: A person is something other than himself. I dumped a sentence: life does not bring, death does not bring.
7. There is a woman who is still moving without makeup. There is a kind of woman who is afraid to meet people who don't wear makeup.
8. Sometimes I really want to commit suicide.
9. When I was a child, my deskmate asked me what monsters looked like. I took a mirror and told him to look inside. Two seconds later, he cried.
10, people have many excuses, what is the reality?
1 1, "I can bear hardships", I have achieved the first four words, which proves that I have achieved 80% hardship?
12, how many children have been hurt by exams, and how many honest children have learned to cheat.
13, I am an onion. In the middle of the road, whoever touches my soy sauce will scold his ancestors.
14 It's a tangled problem to wake people up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.
15. Give me a fulcrum and I can sleep all day.
16, you look "please come and scold me".
17, your appearance has affected my healthy growth.
18, suddenly looking back, why haven't you left yet? ...
19, I am stupid, I am happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.
20. Don't mention it when you come to this world. Do it right away if you want to. Everything is quick except death.
2 1, I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!
22. The most painful thing in life is the price increase of instant noodles.
There are many people holding hands in the street, and several of them are getting married.