The arrival of the new year
The Spring Festival is so lively.
Men and women, old and young,
Wear new clothes and hats.
Cafe de coral Tao Le Tao
Everyone is happy.
Everyone laughs at the New Year.
Meet and say happy new year.
The Spring Festival is so lively.
Men, women and children wear new clothes.
Everyone is happy with the new hat.
Welcome to the new year.
Paste lanterns
Red paste red lanterns, send glorious lamps to military families;
Powder powder paste powder lanterns, send light and glory to military families;
Red and paste pink lanterns, paste pink lanterns;
Fenfen sticks pink lanterns and red lanterns.
Spring Festival Poetry 1
the Spring Festival; Chinese New Year
The Spring Festival is a banner.
It is the totem of China people for spring.
The north wind may freeze every brick completely.
But people still use hot cooking fumes.
Let this day turn red
Cold may also lock the eyes of every seed.
But people smiled and opened it.
The throat of a string of firecrackers
So, in a few days.
The wicker was lightly tied in a green knot.
The river has also become foggy.
Grass can't catch flower sleeves.
There will be wet and warm birds everywhere.
Spring Festival Poetry II
Welcome the Spring Festival —— Reading Spring Festival Poems
A dollar started again, and everything was restored.
The Spring Festival is a beautiful day.
This is our traditional festival.
People put bright red couplets on the door:
"Spring returns to the earth, and the world is full of happiness."
Expressed his love for spring.
And the desire for happiness.
However, because the world is guilty,
Spring won't last forever,
Happiness is also rare,
For thousands of years, many people,
Search up and down,
Truth seems far away from people.
How confusing,
How anxious.
Lies are rampant, violence is rampant,
Sincerity is rare in the world!
How can there be goodness and beauty without truth,
Without truth, there is no love and justice!
People eat, drink, get married, live, die,
Hurried past, wasted time,
All good things must come to an end,
There are no immortal flowers in the world,
Heaven and earth are old and not born, and they will be abolished.
But the word of the Lord endures forever.
Dear elders, brothers and sisters,
Guests and friends who heard the gospel for the first time,
Please always remember the word of the Lord.
This is the way of truth, goodness and immortality.
On the occasion of the new year,
May the stiff and cold situation pass,
Let the spring breeze of spirit blow into our hearts,
The flower of love blooms and is loved by the Lord.
"Because winter has passed, the rain has stopped.
The flowers on the ground are in full bloom and the birds are singing.
It's time, the voice of the turtledove
I also heard that in our territory ... "
Remind us what we can do,
Give all your young talents to the Lord,
To preach the gospel and lead people to return to the Lord,
Wherever our beautiful footsteps go,
All bring prosperity, vitality and coordinated rejuvenation!
"Dear brother, I wish you all the best.
A strong body, just as your soul thrives. "
This is also our heartfelt blessing.
Best wishes.
Poetry 3
I really don't want to.
bid farewell to the old year
You Ke
Longing for the new year
therefore
I
It is snowing,
It's too clear.
This is man-made,
Nothing complicated.
It always brings a little joy.
I
May it be like snowflakes,
Into the embrace of nature.
Am I just a crystal snowflake?
No, I am a hotbed of flowers and a quilt of grass.
When it floated down to the ground,
It was frozen by enthusiasm.
The cold body just wants to destroy the pests in the world.
The earth is also clean!
When the first spring breeze blows
When fresh life wakes up from my arms and digs it out.
There are crystal tears in my eyes.
Leave quietly-
The background at ten o'clock in the evening.
Be covered with patches
Red and green billboards
Covering the whole city
Strong coffee spilled all over the floor.
The No.9 bus is crowded with thieves.
Their dream bride
Beautiful and romantic like you.
It has been snowing for a long time.
Plum blossoms are not in bloom yet.
Look forward, look back
Santa Claus has gone home.
New year bell
loaf about the street
Waiting for you to wish the New Year.
Double performance
Double reed (amused)
Props: chair, foundation.
(At first, A entered the stage from left to middle. B from the right)
A: Happy New Year, everyone! I wish everyone. ...
Ladies and gentlemen, dear friends, Happy New Year!
A: Hey! Hey! Hey! Who are you? Come and stir!
B: I'm Xiao Hu. Isn't today the Spring Festival party? I'm here to give you a performance!
Really? Then what are you playing?
B: Yes! Yes! Forget it, just you! You know what a double reed is.
A: Hum! Looking at people under the door, people are flat (Lanzhou dialect), that is, "there are two yolks in an egg."
Bah, what a mess.
A: Haha, I'm kidding. It's a double reed, that is, one person plays in front and the other speaks behind. From a distance, it looks like a person. This requires tacit cooperation.
B: Hey! You know a lot. So we'll play for you here?
A: OK! Then let's try.
Today, my brothers and I will perform the double spring for you. If you have money, please touch the money field, if you have no money, please touch the personal field. ...
A: Hey, hey ... Are you kidding? Do you buy art or play monkey in Jianghu? Cut the crap, you idiot! Let's start.
B: Take it easy, take it easy! This stage appearance, at least make-up, dress up.
Oh, and this pressure! (b Start putting on makeup. A) You should make it beautiful.
Don't worry! Guaranteed amazing group theory!
A: I think you are very skilled. Where have you worked before?
B: Funeral home!
A: Huh?
Come on, let's get started.
Start: A is sitting in the chair, and B is in the back.
A: Clap your hands.
No hum.
Answer: (Gradually increase the speed and frequency of clapping). Come out! Come out! You are dumb! I'll start as soon as I clap my hands.
B: (coming out) Oh, I'll start as soon as you clap your hands. All right, all right!
A: (clapping your hands)
Today's party is really lively. All the comrades are here. I say hello to everyone, and please say hello to everyone. Hello, ladies! Hello, gentlemen! (increasing frequency gradually)
Answer: (Follow the corresponding word, too fast to hold water). Come out! Come out! You are a monkey! There is such a greeting. Come again.
B: (complaint)
A: (clapping in the chair)
Khufu, I am eight and a half years old and weigh over eighty-eight. I eat a lot of food, meat and soup. I have a bite of meat first, then I have another bite of meat, then I have another bite of soup, and then I eat, drink, eat, drink, eat ... ouch! -I have a stomachache, ouch!
A: Scratch when it itches!
No, you can't talk.
A: Nonsense! If I don't talk, I'll die! Have you ever eaten this! Why don't we switch?
No, no, you're doing great. (Laughing at the audience thief) See how I kill him.
A: (Applause begins)
B: Look at the girl opposite. Look, look. The performance here is wonderful. If you don't want it, just pretend to ignore it. . . (Stop to continue) Alas. . I've been lovelorn again recently! Everyone says I'm not manly, and the more I look, the more I look like an old lady. What happened to the old lady? Does this reflect my extraordinary appearance? No, it fully proves a sentence: "Half men are women"! Hmm. . . . No appreciation level! Several MMs met me and said that I looked like Pan Changjiang from a distance, Zhao Benshan from a distance, Ceng Zhiwei from the left and Fan Wei from the right (the name of the last person can also be changed to the name of the company leader to increase the interactive and funny atmosphere). . . . Bah! Just call me ugly! Isn't this hurting my beautiful, kind and young heart? I am a little ugly, but I am gentle! Hmm. . . (b is coquetry)
The city of life is precious, and the price of love is higher. In order to earn RMB, I am willing to become a shemale. I haven't introduced myself. My surname is Zhao, nicknamed Zhao shemale. Friends present will call me by my nickname when they see me later. Ask me what my nickname is and tell everyone that my nickname is shemale. I am a shemale, I am a shemale, am I really a shemale? (stand up, look at b and bow your head and say. Come out! You are a shemale! )
Hey hey! Sorry, never, never!
A: (Clap your hands and start)
B: I passed the pig farm after work yesterday, so I stopped by to have a look. Wow! (Suddenly it was loud, and A was so scared that he fell off the chair.)
A: You have taken the wrong medicine! Why is it so loud?
B: Sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't control it. What an explosion! Forgive me, forgive me! (gesturing)
A: (Clap your hands and start)
These little pigs are so cute. Well, there are many styles and bright colors. I have no choice. I picked up a kiss, I picked up another kiss, I picked up another kiss. (gradually increase the frequency of speaking)
A: Come out, come out! It's disgusting It's too dirty.
B: OK, OK! No more kissing. Have a nice day.
A: (Applause begins)
The sun is rising high. I got up early today. I go to school with my schoolbag on my back, and birds sing all the way. That's really vivid. I go to school, do morning exercises and exercise well every day. I reach out, I kick, run and jump rope, and I'm really, really happy! I sing, la la la, I am an expert in selling newspapers-I sing loudly: the sun is out, the sun is out-I kick my legs hard, I stretch out my hand to do exercises, wow, I sing loudly: the sun is out, the sun is out-
A: Stop! Stop. You are doing morning exercises. I don't know. I think there is something wrong with my brain. Do you have anything novel?
B: Good!
A: (Applause begins)
B: Chang 'e in the sky is so beautiful!
I am handsome on the ground!
Look how beautiful she is and how handsome I am!
Handsome and beautiful, no one can compare!
The cold wind blows, the snowflakes float,
A big straw bag floated in, thinking that Chang 'e had a high fever. Oh, hey, it's 49 degrees
I was burning in the clouds and fog, thinking about the plane flying upwards and my ears falling off.
I reached out my right hand and touched my left ear. It's still there.
I reached out my left hand and touched my right ear. It's still there.
I reached out my right hand, touched my left ear and pulled it.
I reach out my left hand, touch my right ear, pull,
I reached out my right hand and touched my left ear. ...
A: (stands up angrily) Are you finished? Pull it down again, and I'll become a white rabbit.
B: Yes, yes. Let's do it again!
A: (Applause begins)
B: It's the Spring Festival, so we can't mess up our work. "knowledge accumulation is more important than mountains, and it is not easy to do it. Let's check together, do civilized classes seriously, and strictly abide by the rules and regulations, and we will certainly climb the peak of our performance. "
Speaking of double spring, He Xinchun: I wish you all happiness every day, happy family, smooth work, good health, happy family, all the best, happy mood and always smile in the new year! Thank you (grotesque)! (And blowing kisses)
A: (Stand up and say) Are you finished?
Party A and Party B say * * (thank you)
Curtain call!