I used to have an aunt who was very cute at work. When others always say that I am fat, she will refute others: "What's wrong with being a little fat in my teens?" As long as you are healthy, you always say that people are fat, and you will be happy if she becomes thin ribs? "Just as I was admiring my aunt, she turned to me and said," Elephant, don't listen to them, you are not fat at all! You're just swollen. "I, I, I. ...
Yesterday, I went to a tea shop with my girlfriend, and there was a seven-year-old shota sitting opposite. The straw can't poke the milk tea. So he said to the boudoir, Aunt, can you poke it for me? Boudoir: Call me beauty and I'll help you! "Then shota went away with milk tea. ...
I was dragged into a group built by a classmate and hardly knew many people. I can't join the topic they are talking about, but I'm not too embarrassed to quit the group. In a flash, the group nickname became "someone" and quitting the group became "someone quitting the group to chat". Very low-key, humble and friendly, not disturbing others. Good wit, haha!
Today, my brother asked me for 1 yuan on WeChat. It seems that there is a price difference of 1 yuan. Can you help without drawing your sword? I immediately sent him 99 cents. After all, young people always meet a hero when they are stumped by a penny. I did it for your own good! Can you put down the knife and talk? ......
My wife said she wanted a gold bracelet. After listening, I put my hand on my knee and kept rubbing it. Later, my wife asked why she didn't dare to promise. Me: "That kid has gold under his knee, and I'm just about to rub one out for you!" " "Wife:" How long has it been since you took a shower? That's disgusting. Go away! "
The teacher gave four students some money to buy something to fill the classroom. The first student bought a car full of straw, but the classroom was far from full. The second classmate bought a bunch of bubbles, but he still couldn't pour them in. The third student bought a candle. Candlelight shines, but there is always a shadow. The fourth student smiled and ordered a bowl of snail powder.
When I was shopping with my niece, I saw a black man. My little niece took my hand. "Aunt, that person is really unsanitary. Even if he is ugly, he is too dirty to know how to take a bath. . "The man in black turned his head, stared at his bleached eyes and said to his little niece," Kid, it's impolite to talk like this. " My little niece was so scared that she hid behind me and pointed at me and said, "Uncle, I mean my aunt is dirty and ugly.
After leaving the hospital, I went to my cousin's house. Because I forgot to make up before going out, I looked particularly haggard. Before I entered my cousin's house, I heard a child running and crying: "Mom, mom, help me, a man-eating monster has come to arrest me." I won't lie and cheat in the future. Please help me. She wants to go to Doudou's house to eat Doudou first ... "
A few years later, the child looked at his mother with knowledgeable eyes and asked: Mom, what is aunt? What is a little brother? The mother gently stroked the child's head, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and her red lips gently opened: it was a group of ancient creatures that were finally eliminated by family planning.
When men encounter difficulties and setbacks, women in China usually say, "You are useless. Look at other men. Where are you? You are really worthless. " European and American women usually say, "Oh, honey, you're actually doing very well." Japanese women usually say, "So-and-so, please come on."
I don't want to teach you love by leaving.
When love becomes a habit, I will never forget you. 1. It is a habit to love you in my life, and I have never thought of hurting you.
2, the dialog box sank to the bottom, but I still habitually clicked on it and turned it into countless drafts and memos.
I hope my kindness to him can make him get used to it, and I hope he can't sleep without me. But I hope he gets used to you and really loves you.
Just as people are used to the air, so am I used to you.
02. Today's love is no longer as gentle as usual.
1, our love originated from a joke and ended in a joke.
It snows in Ningxia, and I will continue to dream of you tonight. Under the street lamp, you look back and smile. I remember it for three years.
3. If you can carefully consider every joke I tell.
You can try to debunk the lie that I'm not smart.
Maybe you can see my feelings.
You always push me away under the banner of being good for me.
But love is not a tug-of-war, I am willing to lose to you.
1, I always think of you, and I blame the cold air.
2. I have a wine appointment with you in my dream. I can't see your face clearly, but I clearly remember my tears.
From love to hate, this experience is really terrible.
I can always see the mountains and rivers in my eyes along your skin texture.
04. Not disturbing is my last gentleness.
1, let's lie quietly in each other's contacts without disturbing each other.
Give you back the key, ring and my heart.
3, young and ignorant, did not check the refusal, and repeatedly caused trouble, I am really sorry.
I like stability and am not afraid of drifting. I like company, and I'm not afraid to go alone.
I like you very much.
I don't just like the related sentences about you a little bit:
First of all, you know I like you more than a little. I am willing to spend nine days and months for you and five oceans to catch turtles.
Second, you know I like you more than a little, but you don't have the answer I want in your eyes.
Third, if the college entrance examination had worked normally, I wouldn't have such a life now, and I might regret it. Maybe everything is really fate, not just man-made. A little more luck or less luck at the critical moment will have completely different results. I like reading Shanghai women's picture books recently. Every time I compare with myself, I feel that I really should cherish the present day.
You are only two years older than me. In you, I not only see the lovely sunshine you should have at your age, but also see your mature, steady and responsible attitude, which is obviously excellent but hard to be modest. I want to be better with you. Even if you shine like a dazzling star and are out of reach, I feel that every time I get better, I will get closer to this boy I like. You are also my motivation, not just an idol but also an example.
Five, don't bother, is my best love for you. I miss it every rainy day. Not a little.
I don't know what you want. I gave you everything I had, but you didn't give me a little warmth or a little heart. I'm disappointed in you. When you said you wanted to be with me, it's not that I don't like you now. It's just that you don't take me seriously Can I treat you like a human being? You know, it cost me a lot of money. You don't have a word of comfort. I didn't see any comfort from you when I was sad. When so many people embarrass me, this time is enough.
7. Everyone thinks that I am very kind to you. I'll give you whatever you like, no matter how expensive it is. If you are unhappy, I will accompany you unconditionally. I will never resist what you say. I've been half dead since you came back from Dalian surgery. The next day, I took the train for five hours to take care of you at home and wouldn't let you move things. I gave you foot wash water to amuse you. Everyone says I am too kind to you, but I don't know if you will be even a little touched.
8. If I have to choose one of the many beautiful towns in Europe, I think it must be Prague in the Czech Republic. My love for Prague is not just a little.
Yes, good is mutual. I like you, I give you something, but you can't accept it forever. I am very kind to you. If you remember a little, I will be better to you.
Ten, I like you more than a little. I only stayed in Changsha for six days. It is still very rewarding. Whether it's the game or the news about you.
I like you very much. I think you're not just at this moment. For you, distance is more than just a journey. Like you, miss you, chase you.
12. Vincent, I love you very much. It's not about love. How I want to say by your side that I will always be by your side, but you don't know me. I just like it silently. Even if the whole world betrays you, I will still be by your side. My love for you has never diminished a bit.
Thirteen, my stalk, you remember my words and then you have a little affection for me. I like you very much. I like you very much.
I don't just like you a little, but it always brings me different surprises.
Sixteen, today is the day when everyone says that confession can be successful. I just want to confess to one person. I like you more than a little!
I only like a little.
"Just a little like it" is a song sung by Lin Junxi, composed by Lin Junxi and Xiaoxi, and written by Li, and included in the album "Just a little like it". This song is directed by Lin Junxi.
Word: Lin Junxi
Song: Lin Junxi
Mix: Lin Junxi
Late mixed contraction: stream
Master tape treatment: Abalone Bay
I can't help crying.
It seems that everything is back to yesterday.
The ending is destined not to change.
I cried my eyes red for you again.
You are the beauty of my life.
Just want to be by your side.
Can love be unscrupulous?
Give each other more space.
Movie clips will be played repeatedly.
There are more regrets in the unprovoked.
Said to accompany me to the end of this road
I turned around and found you gone.
It turned out that the original promise was perfunctory.
Why turn a blind eye now?
My mood is like rainy day.
Get wet, memories are lonely as smoke.
I'm that important to you.
Just a little.
Why did you say you were sorry?
No matter how you say it, it's just gathering and parting.
I'm that important to you.
Just a little.
If we go back to the day we met,
Be in the wrong place at the same time
Movie clips will be played repeatedly.
There are more regrets in the unprovoked.
Said to accompany me to the end of this road
I turned around and found you gone.
It turned out that the original promise was perfunctory.
Why turn a blind eye now?
My mood is like rainy day.
Get wet, memories are lonely as smoke.
I'm that important to you.
Just a little.
Why did you say you were sorry?
No matter how you say it, it's just gathering and parting.
I'm that important to you.
Just a little.
If we go back to the day we met,
Be in the wrong place at the same time
I'm that important to you.
Just a little.
Why did you say you were sorry?
No matter how you say it, it's just gathering and parting.
I'm that important to you.
Just a little.
If we go back to the day we met,
Be in the wrong place at the same time
If you look farther, you won't be sad.
1, in this bizarre world, no one can live like flowing water. But I always believe that those who have experienced all kinds of disasters and tasted all kinds of tastes will be more lively and clean after walking through Pinghu misty rain and years of mountains and rivers. Time is always a bystander, and all the processes and results need to be borne by yourself.
2. Sometimes, it's raining outside, but the sun is shining in my heart; Sometimes, it is sunny outside, but it is raining. There are many things in the world for you to taste in comparison. The heart is clear, and the rain is clear; When the heart is raining, sunny is also rain.
Not all dreams can be realized in time, and not all words can be told to you in time.
4. Being ignorant of the world is the kindest maturity.
Those who giggle with you when you laugh are either really stupid or true love.
6. People meet and leave. Some people meet and only leave for a while. Some people, meeting and parting, are as long as life. Fortunately, I loved you when you were young.
7. If you look farther, you won't feel sad.
8. How to spend the low tide of life? Wait quietly; Have a good sleep; Exercise requires good health at all times; Chatting with intimate friends, basically not complaining, mainly remembering happy times; Read more books, read some biographies, increase your knowledge, and see how others survive when they are unlucky; Take the opportunity to do housework and finish all the busy work at ordinary times.
9. Every rose has thorns, just like everyone's personality has parts that you can't tolerate. Caring for each rose is not to eradicate its thorns, but to learn how not to be stabbed by her thorns and how not to let your own thorns hurt others.
10, people are cute not because they are beautiful, but because they are cute.
1 1, first think about how to make yourself better. Don't expect to meet the right person all day. Even if you do, you are too young.
12, nothing is eternal, life, gains and losses are impermanent, no matter how beautiful, you can't have it for too long. No matter how painful it is, it will leave you. What you have experienced is cultivation; Looking back when we are far away, we will find that all this will make us strong and sober. If the edge is close, it will gather, and if it is destroyed, it will disperse; Don't cling to suffering, don't cling to pleasure; Don't be sad about the past, don't be greedy for the future, and live in every moment with peace of mind.
What do you mean by inner strength? You can live in peace with those bad things, but don't agree. Keep working for good things, but don't worry about failure or failure.
14, that obsessed person was just a name later; What I thought I couldn't get through was just the story of the future. Dear friend, may you never be afraid of time and heal yourself.
15, I know the feeling of smallness and insignificance. Even if I am black and blue, I will pretend to be strong. No matter how to change a few new hairstyles, go to the gym or drink white wine with my sisters, I still think about every detail day and night. I want to know what I did wrong and misunderstood. Finally, ask yourself, how can you mistake temporary happiness for permanent happiness?