Humorous jokes refer to the stylistic forms that make the speaker and listener laugh like thunder or produce a sense of humor with a phrase or a short story, which mainly includes: spoof, humor, wit, embarrassment and so on. The following are humorous jokes about health that I collected for you, for reference only, hoping to help you.
1. There are three scholars in the same boat. Suddenly, the boat leaked a hole and water seeped in. The first scholar said, "We detained the boat and poured the water." The second scholar said, "Let's dig another hole to let the incoming water flow out." The third scholar said, "Don't move, there must be a ghost. People always leak down, how can they leak up? "
On the birthday of the giant panda, after blowing out the birthday candles, friends asked him what he wished for. The giant panda replied, "I have two biggest wishes in my life, one is to cure my dark circles, and the other is!" " I just wish I could take a color photo. "
The history teacher found that several students were not paying attention in class and were writing something, so he asked, "What are you doing?" One of the students said, "We are catching up on our homework in literature class. Because there are too many homework, I haven't had time to finish it at home, and I will have a literature class in half an hour. " He thought the teacher would teach them a lesson, but she didn't say anything, just kept on lecturing. The next day, as soon as the history teacher entered the classroom, he took out a bag of carrots and explained the French Revolution while peeling them. Seeing our surprise, she explained, "I intend to invite you at home tonight, but the food is not ready yet."
On the playground, an old scholar saw several young people dressed regardless of gender, so he frowned and said to the people around him, "The world is really different now! Look, those people have their hair cut and are wearing tight jeans. Are they men or women? " "female." The next person replied, "It's my girl and her girlfriend." "Oh, I'm so sorry." The old scholar quickly apologized and explained, "I didn't know you were her father." "No, I'm her mother!"
5. Cleverly scold the teacher Tommy: Teacher, Lie Bin just scolded me and told me to die. Teacher: So, what did you do? Tommy: I'm here, sir.
6. A patient goes to see a doctor once.
"Did you consult anyone about your illness before you came here?" The doctor asked.
"Just ask the owner of the drugstore around the corner," the patient replied.
Doctors hate that people who are not doctors often give medical advice. He made no secret of this: "What bad idea did that fool give you?"
"He asked me to come to you."
7. A woman went to an obstetrician with her baby in her arms and asked her: Does the baby eat breast milk or milk? Woman: Breastfeeding! Doctor: Then please take off your clothes. Woman: Ah! ? Why? Doctor: Please don't be nervous. This is obstetrics and gynecology. The woman who would never invade you took off her coat with a grain of salt. The doctor touched the woman's chest with his hand, touched it down and rubbed it left and right. Say to this woman: No wonder the baby is malnourished. You don't have breast milk!
8. A doctor in a mental hospital was bored by a group of patients and wanted to leave the hospital. Finally, he couldn't stand it. He drew a door on the wall and told the patient that as long as you can open this door, you can leave here. So the patients kept trying to open the door, but only one patient refused to open it and laughed at them. The doctor thought that a person could finally leave the hospital after normal, so he asked him, why are you laughing at them? The patient replied, because they can't open it, I have the key to this door!
9. Answer: "Why does the law stipulate that men are only allowed to have one wife?" B: "Then you are still single. You'll know when you get married. In fact, this law protects men. "
10. In class, the teacher asked the students to study by themselves, review the lessons they had learned, and asked them questions. The students were silent. At this moment, Wang Ping suddenly raised his hand, and the teacher was very happy. He praised on the spot and said, "Learning should be Rainbow Ping's. Wang Ping, what do you want to ask? " Wang Ping asked shyly, "Teacher, which page did you just talk about?"
1 1, "Help me clean the house!" The wife said to her husband. "Honey, I don't feel well. You see: my hands are shaking ... ""That's better, you can shake the carpet effortlessly! " The wife said to her husband.
12. In the ward, the nurse reminded a lady: "Madam, please speak softly, and your husband should be absolutely quiet." "It doesn't matter to the nurse. He didn't listen to a word I said in these years."
Ye and Sun are both cooks. One day, the grandson was cooking a dish according to the recipe, and his grandfather told him, "No soup in this dish!" " Sun Tzu said, "The book says soup!" Grandpa said, "You used an old textbook, and now the slaughterhouse is full of water!" " "
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