Are there any healthy funny sketches suitable for primary school graduation performances? Thank you.

Essay: "Pretending to be sick"

People: sons, mothers, doctors.

Location: home, hospital

Props: tables and chairs, cups, needles.

Son: Hey, hey, hey, I finally finished my homework. Let me turn on the TV and watch the program preview. Wow! ! Ultraman

Transformers, the time is 9 o'clock tomorrow morning, and tomorrow is Monday. Oh, dear! Why is this annoying TV station playing at this time? What shall we do? You have to watch TV, but you have to attend classes. Find a way to kill two birds with one stone. Got it! Pretend to be sick! ! Do it!

Mom: son, get up quickly, it's 7: 30, or you'll be late!

Son: Mom, I don't feel well. I feel terrible!

Mom: What's the matter? Mom, look, you don't have a fever! What's the matter with you?

Son: I feel weak all over, my limbs are weak, my head is dizzy and my stomach hurts. Anyway, I feel sick all over, and I may not be able to go to school! Mom: My poor child! I'll get you some breakfast.

Hey! It suddenly occurred to me that there was "outlaw vs Transformers" at 9: 00 this morning. Is he going to watch TV in cut class?

Let's go and have a look!

Son: Ha ha ha ha! How clever I am! You're done! Hey hey hey,

Mom: This guy pretends to be sick, so I won't hit him! Don't! Don't hit him in a hurry. This is not the way! I have an idea!

Let's go to the doctor and teach him a lesson! Come on, kid, let's go to the doctor.

Son: Are you really going to the hospital?

Mom: I'm sure. If you are sick, you should see a doctor!

Mom: Look how sick you are. You have to go. Get dressed quickly!

Son: Try your best to watch TV! Go to the hospital and get some medicine.

(The doctor appears)

Doctor: Oh, why do so many children come to see a doctor today? I have seen hundreds of them all morning. There is nothing wrong with the result. Children nowadays are really fragile. .

Mom: You sit here and wait. I'll call the doctor.

Mom: Doctor, my son is pretending to be ill today. I want to take care of him. Please do as I say.

Doctor: No problem! I've seen many such children, so let's do it! Don't worry!

Mom: Doctor, please look at my son! You are disgusting!

Doctor: Come here and stick out your tongue, boy! Very disgusting! Why didn't parents come earlier! I'm afraid I'll be a little late.

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Mom: (afraid). What's the matter?

Doctor: This child has tonsillitis, stomach trouble, enteritis, bad cold, tracheitis, emphysema, polio and swine flu.

Bird flu, and a little crazy.

Mom: Why so many diseases!

Doctor: Nothing. Just prescribe some medicine and give some injections.

Son: Ah. I need an injection!

Doctor: Yes! You are so ill that you can't do it without an injection! Drink this medicine first.

Son: It's too bitter! Just bitter gourd and coptis chinensis! What an exaggeration!

Doctor: Good medicine tastes bitter and must be drunk! Don't spit! You have to drink, you can't leave!

Son: I'm not sick! I went to school!