Short message spoof copy

Short message spoof copy (selected 42 sentences) 1. Read with me. If you don't pronounce it wrong at all, there will be a grand prize: Wang forgets, it's over, and Wang is looking forward to it. Wow, you scream really well. I will give you a bone! 2. Go clubbing if there is a bar, climbing if there is a wall, fighting if there is a fight, and catching if there is money. Do you think you are a football player? ! 3. Conductor: In order to support the Beijing Olympic Games, our car group launched an English popularization activity. Please show me your English grade certificate. Passengers below Grade 4 should get off and practice marathon. 4. Teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhun Bamboo, Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig. Your songs are only a little worse than Jacky Cheung's, your handsome is only a little worse than Andy Lau's, but you are much better than a pig in every way. Really. 6. Toilet trick: Rub toilet paper into a paper ball, coat it with peanut butter and sesame sauce, throw it on the other side of the partition, and knock on the partition: Dude, will you help me kick it over? 7. Friend, do you believe in heaven? I believe there is, because when I know you are reading my message, I feel like I am in heaven! Your existence is my greatest happiness! 8. Cucumber lies in shooting, and happiness lies in it? Hi? ; The mind is a commodity, not an ornament. The more you use it, the more spiritual it becomes. The tattoo is not necessarily a rogue, he may be Yue Fei; A smile is brighter than a dog's tail in the sun. You know our friendship means a lot to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. I will stick my head out without hesitation when you jump from a tall building. Wow! Not dead! ? 10. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: hooked nose, toad mouth, round-legged mouse eyes, a mouth under the nose, dripping with saliva, 1 1. A knot in one's heart, two eyes, sloppy triangular chin and four hooves, facial features are not straight. It's disgusting that women with eight knots and men with nine religions don't change! 12. Are you lonely? If so, you should buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick and wave the stick on the roof when it is windy. When someone asks you what you are doing, you say: I have a seizure. 13. If the world has only 10 minutes left, I will mourn our past. If there are only three minutes left in the world, I will kiss you 10 times. If there is only 1 minute left in the world, I will kill you and take your place in heaven. 14. In the vast sea of people, my heart is broken for you. Your cold expression makes me feel dull. Your indifference makes me afraid to confess, but I can't extricate myself. Now I want you to know that you are stepping on my foot! 15. There is always one thing that I can't forget, but I will never mention it again. There is always a love in my life that reminds me from time to time, but it has always been in my distant mind. There is always a person who will always remember, but will always live in a lonely heart. Oh, honey, who are you? I can't remember at the moment. 16. Dear, I'll tell you a secret: I was attracted to you at first sight, with dark hair, bright eyes, sexy lips and beautiful figure! My German black shell. 17. Your smooth skin, rough figure and broad mind can contain everything about me. I really can't live without you-my toilet. 18. You are in our surveillance range, don't look around! You can only put your mobile phone on the ground now, and then walk in front, and you can't look back! 19. Today's festival is very important, so you can visit it casually. Invite you to dinner, don't go, give you a gift, don't stop texting, and send a friendly reminder today. Don't think it's a joke. April Fool's Day came out of kindness. Happy April Fool's Day! 20. April Fool's Day is here, I hope? Stupid? You have fun together. May your income increase year by year? Stupid? , mood? Stupid? Happy every day, rich? Stupid? Every day, better life? Stupid? Make a scene. 2 1. Today's food can't be eaten, today's water can't be drunk, today's words can't be believed, and today's things can't be done. Today is your festival, and today's blessings must be sent. Happy April Fool's Day! 22. Friends who send text messages, you see, I encountered a strange excavation today. I dug up a glittering treasure with a shovel, and I can jump with glittering gold. It's like I'm too old to speak, my eyes are bulging and angry, and the contraction of the airbag is scary. A fool can't look at a toad. April fool's day, just kidding. 23. One day every year, bragging doesn't have to pay taxes, meetings don't have to be held, collusion is not afraid of misunderstanding, expressions are not afraid of waste, the truth is ignored, and lies are justified. This is your festival! 24. April Fool's Day is full of laughter and joy everywhere. Friends can't help being fooled, cheated and teasing each other. Happy April Fool's Day to my friends! It's not my fault that I lied to you today. 25. Beauty smiles when she sees you, and money depends on you when she sees you. She sleeps late every day and doesn't have to run around. There is sunshine if you want to be brilliant, and there is a bus if you want to travel. Why is life so wonderful? Because April Fool's Day is coming, your holiday is up to you! 26. This message is only sent to? Three highs? Person: 1. IQ, EQ and financial quotient? Three highs? Genius, second, income status and popularity? Three highs? Handsome and talented, and the third is a fool with high eyes and high definition. April Fool's Day is here, be happy! 27. April Fool's Day is really lively, with laughter everywhere. Friends will play pranks, and pranksters will run around. Others are not annoyed when they cheat, but they still enjoy it. Happy April Fool's Day! Practice has proved that only by reading this short message will you know what is wrong. Of course, if you have a problem now and prove that you have been fooled, you can do so. Happy April Fool's Day! 29. To tell the truth today, I already have her in my heart. Beauty, gentleness and kindness have been in my heart for a long time. Now we are going to get married and live happily as a family. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, fool, you are her in my heart. Happy April Fool's Day! 30. Special reminder, beware of five kinds of people today: those who have nothing to invite you to dinner, those who enthusiastically urge you to work overtime, those who say that the leader asks you to have a meeting, and those who always giggle at the mobile phone. What about you? Are you still smiling? Happy April Fool's Day! 3 1. Everyone says that you are beautiful, beautiful, envious of your red lips and white teeth, love your green beauty, smell your fragrance and praise your beauty. Stop looking, silly friend. I'm not talking about your beauty, I'm praising roses. 32.？ Stupid business? Gao Qi, you have been successfully selected into the extraordinary 4+ 1? Stupid? Special guest of the music program, the theme of the program is from? Stupid? Enjoy it. All of them? Stupid? Music, like? Stupid? Unfinished, continue in the next issue, year after year? Stupid? Oh! 33. May every hair of your head be full of wisdom, every cell contain aura, every eye is full of wisdom, and every behavior is full of vigilance. April Fool's Day is here, don't be cheated by others! 34. A warm letter, a sweet bag, a bag of happiness and good luck, a bucket of healthy dragon and horse spirit, a box of apple safes, a basket of coke happiness, plus my full blessing, do you want to receive the message? Eat food? Happy April Fool's Day! I really envy you. Peach blossoms are so abundant that many beautiful women like you, but you don't. I didn't know until today that you think these beautiful women have poor eyes! April fool's day is coming, just kidding, I wish you a smile, don't bother! 36. Job promotion is the first step in heaven, making money and making money, and your lover is lucky again and again! Dear, I still have a sweet dream. Happy April Fool's Day. 37. Usually sleep late, be responsible for fooling around, run when you see people, and shout when there is a voice. I scared you. It's ridiculous to think of it, my friend. Don't look, dog bite? Rats? Mind your own business. April Fool's Day is here. May you laugh happily! As mentioned above, we should eliminate handsome men and beautiful women from all directions and fields, fundamentally eliminate unstable factors and safeguard world peace! Try to escape as soon as possible. Who told you you were so attractive? Happy April Fool's Day! 39. I want to treat you to a big meal. You can eat Australian lobster, shark's fin and abalone, and you can choose any delicious food. Ask why. There is a simple reason. When in Rome, do as the Romans do, and say something stupid to make yourself happy. Happy April Fool's Day! 40. My family has a peach tree, which blooms in April and is auspicious. Wonders keep looking at flowers, and curious tourists line up. Peach blossoms are blossoming, auspicious, and rare treasures. Friends, come and look at these beautiful flowers. I specialize in receiving big fools. April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy friend! 4 1. This message is very good. If you receive it, you will be very lucky. If you forward it, you will be young, and the banknotes sent in groups will follow you. The content is: April Fool's Day should be civilized, and it is fun to tell good jokes! 42. Say you are naive, and you will be alive and kicking; If you say that you are smart, you will show off everywhere; Say you are steady, and you won't make any noise; Call you naughty, you are no big or small. April fool's day is here, don't say anything, giggle yourself!