Spit on the study of medicine funny sentence

1, get up early to study medicine and collect rags, go to bed late to study medicine and massage parlor, can not eat on time to study medicine and food, weekend study is to study medicine and stalls, steps can not be wrong to study medicine and hosting the program, joined the hard to quit is to study medicine and triad society, can not be beaten to fight back is to study medicine and jail ... ...

2, each medical student lives in the heart of a small person, from the skeleton to grow on the muscles and organs and blood vessels and lymph ...... but he is a silent beauty, never tell me in the exam, the appendix is located in the right iliac fossa. If you know Chinese medicine students, then they will enter the realm of seeing people not people, their eyes, all are a "gas".

3, wait until the internship practice, is the paragraph of the golden period. No longer surrounded by thick-skinned medical students, can not analyze the white spots of suspected parasites, while eating sweet. You don't know the consequences of exposing your illness in front of a medical student; if you don't, you'll get a "drink more water and go to bed." The more important thing is to be treated as a living specimen if you are not able to seek comfort.

4, you guess how much money a new age nurse like me can earn? Tell you what: since the high-end atmosphere of the hospital, do this low-key luxury connotation of the nurse, all day long in the face of some of the families of the soil hold petulant no limit, we are from simple beautiful small fresh into a strong inside soft female Hanzi, in the face of the low-end rough dumping patients, we have become calm and calm deep indifference.

In the face of the complex fashion international model of the examination, we are full of positive energy, even the small friends are stunned!

5, you use (5 + 3 + X) years to finally become a qualified doctor, but also become a qualified single woof! Next door classmate two dogs home dog eggs with (6 + 3) years to complete nine years of compulsory education, and then the country opened up the two-tire policy, I heard that the dog eggs and ready to give birth to a small dog eggs.