Without some serious illness can not brush the funny and sandy text

1. Since yesterday, I turned into a little turtle, every day in the house slowly crawling, feel that life has become a lot easier all of a sudden.

2. I went to the hospital today for a medical checkup, and the doctor told me, "You're in good health, there's nothing wrong with you." I smiled and said, "Then can I rest assured that I can boldly stay up late?"

3. Today, I was pulled to the gym by a friend, and I realized that I was too weak to even get on the treadmill. At this point, the coach came over and said, "It's okay, take your time, you've worked hard." I smiled awkwardly and thought to myself, "Actually, I can't even hold my cell phone."

4. A few days ago, I caught a cold and kept coughing. Today is finally good, I happily patted my chest and said, "Finally do not have to cough!" The result is that my coworkers asked me: "What are you doing patting your chest? Do you want to shoot yourself to death?"

5. Recently in the weight loss, every night insist on not eating dinner. This morning my colleague asked me: "You lose weight effect?" I shook my head and said, "No, but I found that I now more and more do not love to eat breakfast."

6. Today, I went to the supermarket to buy a bag of instant soup dumplings, and when I got home, I wanted to cook them. It turned out that the instructions read, "Please cook the soup dumplings in boiling water first, then add milk and stir well." I smiled helplessly and thought, "Am I a soup dumpling or a milk tea?"

7. Recently, my skin has been a little dry, so I started to try various masks. Today, my coworkers asked me, "Why is your skin so good lately?" I smiled and said, "Because I've started using face masks, and I've realized that they're really a good thing for making your face look like you just came back from the desert."

8. Today on the bus I saw a thief stealing an aunt's wallet, and without hesitation I rushed up and grabbed his hand. Auntie looked at me gratefully and said, "Thank you, young man!" I smiled awkwardly and said, "It's okay, I just wanted to prove that I was a hero when I was young."