2. The work is not easy, in fact, we all go to work are the same tired, the difference is that everyone earns more than you.
3. Since I was born, I've been the only one favored by God, and I urge God to make sure that the rain falls evenly, but God is not listening to me, so let me be single, let me be single.
4. Everything is fake, only the poor is real.
5. When you are young, you should try not to fall in love too early, knowing too early that you lack charisma and are ugly and short will affect your exams.
6. Just now, I went to bed, and found that someone was tugging at my quilt, and I kicked her out of bed, thinking that the ghosts are getting bolder now, and dare to grab the quilt with me! Then I thought carefully, I seem to be married yesterday!
7. When life encounters unlucky things, do not be depressed, cheer up, you have to believe that more unlucky is still behind.
8. Self-study class is noisy, there are people singing, the teacher suddenly came in, angry and asked: who is singing! The bottom of a student picked up: warm loneliness?
9. Every time I don't want to study, I look in the mirror and tell myself that I have to study hard to grow up like this, or people will say, that person has nothing but beauty.
10. A lot of important and urgent things, which one to do first will feel that other things are delayed, so it is better to play with the phone first. I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that!
11. When the Titanic departed, I tried my best to lose my voice and shouted, don't set sail, no one listened to me, but also scolded me, and finally I was the security guards of the movie theater racked out.
12. Life's troubles, talk to your mom. "Mom, I don't want to get married." Work things, talk to dad: "Dad, not enough money to spend to give me some."
13. Your parents urge you to start a family earlier because they know very well your real level, even if you don't get married, you can't make a name for yourself.
14.I remember when I was in junior high school, my homeroom teacher called me a shit-stirrer, and then everyone in the class was roaring with laughter, and I didn't understand what those shits were laughing at, I was still a stick at least.
15. "Do you like small animals?" Me: Of course I like them. "Like them to what extent?" Me: How can I say this, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun!
16. Men and dogs: men twenty like a pug, sweet words often in the mouth, thirty like a watchdog, cooking and washing the most skillful.
17. When I was a child, my mother told me to kiss the mouth will be pregnant, once I ate in the yard, my dog ran over to grab, accidentally rubbed my mouth, after three months, my dog pups, at that time I secretly vowed in my heart, as long as I have a mouthful of food, they will never starve their mother five.
18. Now I, reduce a pound of meat with play like, up a pound of meat with play like.
19. I have a strong mother, I remember when I was a child, my mother rode a bicycle with me, my feet truck wheel, my mother felt that the pedal can not, stand up and pedal.
20. I think now the game is too unreasonable, do not charge money can not play, if I have money and friends will still be at home to play games?
21. Feeling uncomfortable to see a Chinese medicine practitioner, see the doctor's pulse frowned, then asked: "Doctor, how is my pulse?" Doctor: "To be honest, it's selling quite ugly."
22. I said I like a very good boy, but feel no chance, my mother said you afraid of what, you are poor, but can have access to such a good person, that he was destined to have this one.
23. If I fall in love, it doesn't really matter if it's a little late; if I get rich, please do it right now!
24. Overflowing not only talent, and waist fat.