Is smoking bad for your body?

100 benefits of smoking 1 Smoking can refresh your mind. (We all know ah) 2 Smoking can make the hand does not put. (Generally depends on how your LP ask you, whether you are allowed to put, huh ~~) 3 smoking can enhance sexual function (because smoking to the spirit, and sometimes it is not what you want) 4 smoking can increase the national tax revenue 5 smoking can protect the tobacco factory workers are not laid off, increase the rate of employment 6 smoking can enhance the relationship between people. (Handing out cigarettes). 7 Smoking helps thinking. (It varies from person to person. Smokers say so.) 8 Smoking keeps you warm in cold winters. 9 When drinking alcohol, smoking can regulate the atmosphere and can relieve the alcohol. 10 Cigarettes can be used as a substitute for drugs. Category 2: Expanded Reasons 11 It is said that the tar produced by smoking can make poisonous snakes stay away. 12 Cigarette smoking can relieve the odor when having a bowel movement. 13 Cigarette smoking can be a test to see if the smoke alarms in the room work (and if you want to take a bath, you can enjoy a free shower). 14 Cigarette smokers can use cigarettes to reward others for completing your work (the big brother in "Peacock" earned a lot). 15 You can learn about geography and humanities by smoking cigarettes. (Cigarette manufacturers and the culture on cigarette packs). 16 Smoking cigarettes can increase your knowledge, e.g. KENT = Kiss Ever Never Teach! etc. 17 Smoking certain varieties of cigarettes (like the Mohe cigarettes in Xinjiang) can be a long life (there are records that most of the long-lived old people in Xinjiang smoke this cigarette) 18 Smoking in the cold when the nose is not ventilated, it can be flushed open to make it ventilated. 19 Tobacco and its ash can stop the bleeding. 19 Tobacco and its ashes can stop bleeding. 20 summer picnic with LP night ride, smoking can help LP mosquitoes! 21 Cigarettes must bring fire, encounter accidents, do not have to drill wood for fire! 22 During the Spring Festival, light a cigarette to accompany the LP fireworks! 23 Encounter LM molested LP, crooked holding a cigarette can pretend to be the boss (to scare away LM)! 24 Smoking a lot of cigarettes will make the voice sound like Yang Kun, Ah Du, to satisfy LP's desire to follow the stars! 25 Smoking will make you look mature and satisfy LP's desire for mature men! 26 Women smoking will look elegant, confused, uncertain, not easy for men to see through! 27 A woman who smokes will prompt LG to buy new clothes often! (always ironing out holes) 28 Smoking saves fluorescent sticks when watching "The Same Song" (just light some cigarettes)! 29 After ML, smoking is the most effective means to relieve fatigue! (Try it if you don't believe me) 30 Smoking can make a lady (even an angel) look more ambiguous (little potato angel with a cigarette in her mouth, looks like a LM) 31 It will be easy for a lady to smoke to find a one night stand, squinting in a bar with a cigarette in her hand looks like s**t. 32 Smoking can help you find the feeling of immortality, a cigarette after dinner, more than a living god. (There is no need to envy the fairy sister) 33 Smoking can not hang 119 can be called to the fire engine 34 Smoking good, if you want to and what fish ah, bean ah worship, lick blood for the alliance, even if there is no incense, take three cigarettes can be dealt with. 35 Smoking on the misanthropy of the people. 35 Smoking is better for those who are bored with life, for it can shorten their lives. 36 Smoking can build up your authority, so that people will fear you and stay away from your speech (for fear of being smoked by your bad breath). 37 Smoking can make you understand high blood pressure, high blood fat, cerebral thrombosis, gastric ulcers, heart disease and other medical knowledge and knowledge of various types of drugs (who can avoid getting sick ah) 38 Smoking can sometimes attract the attention of the PLMM and take the initiative to talk to them (hey...)! You put the cigarette out okay, choking death). 39 Smoking while surfing the Internet, non-LCD monitors do not irritate the eyes, look at the PLMM is also very hazy. 40 Go to the park and MM dating waiting for boredom, light a cigarette, prairie ants to experience what is called cruelty. 41 Fishing, smoking a cigarette more comfortable, you can also use the smoke under the immortal fish. 42 You can also smoke while driving a tractor as a sports car, to experience the feeling of smoking under the highway. 43 After smoking, pull out your own hair to start a fire, you can taste the flavor of the game (like what firebirds and so on) that you have not eaten for a long time. 44 When you feel scared in a white room, smoke more to turn it into a cozy cream color. 45 When you smoke, throw farts and spit on the street, you can do social research to see if there are any problems with the city's sanitary equipment and management. 46 On a deserted island, when in trouble, cigarettes ignite the barren grass to send an SOS signal. 47 Building a harmonious society, the three rural issues survey, and the old farmers together with the dry smoke can be closer to the party relationship. 48 After smoking, you can add some beautiful handicrafts at home (cigarette jar, lighter) 49 After smoking, you have added the good habit of collecting cigarette boxes and smoking utensils. 50 After smoking, and his girlfriend contradictions, you can use cigarettes introspection, to the wrist hot, a lifetime to remember. 51 Smoking cigarettes and spitting smoke rings can bring you closer to your children. 52 Friends of the wedding, out of the program to flirt with the bride and groom, cigarettes are essential props. 53 It is an indispensable ceremony to light cigarettes for the guests at the wedding. 54 When friends who have been at loggerheads for a long time do not speak to each other, handing over cigarettes is the best way to apologize. 55 Promote learning, not smoking how to y understand the concept of nicotine, nicotine, tar. 56 Into the toilet stool forget to bring paper, you can use a cigarette case to solve. 57 Underage smoking can attract the attention of divorced parents. 58 A student's smoking can get a teacher's attention and even make a kinky dad happy (it can prompt a pretty teacher to make a home visit). 59 The most romantic thing about smoking is that she will often think of your light tobacco flavor. 60 Smoking can also make you famous overnight, throwing a cigarette to cause a fire such as the Great Hingganling fire and so on. 61 Smoking will not let you send out the "hearts scattered, the team is not good to lead" feeling, smoke shortage when we smoke a cigarette, very united. 62 In times of difficulty, we passed cigarettes around while smoking and listened to the melodious singing of the MM, and even in the Shangganling Mountains, we had visions. 63 In times of difficulty, when everyone passes the cigarette while smoking and listening to the sound of a worried accordion, even in cold Siberia, you will be as hopeful as Paul for a noble cause. 64 Pipe smoking can make you look the part of a Stalin-like leader. 65 Smoking cigarettes for a long time, you can smoke with such parts of your body as: eyes, nose and ears, and you can apply for the Guinness Book of Records. 66 Driving while smoking can attract **** attention and bring you closer to your idol. 67 Smokers can also play poker with cigarette rolls ****. 68 Go to Emei Mountain to see monkeys, smokers can use cigarettes to tease monkeys and see its funny phase of smoking. 69 Smokers can also use cigarettes to play firecrackers to tease people ("Peacock" in the boss to catch people doped). 70 Just smoke a few mouthfuls of cigarettes, hard to the ashtray a pinch, sure to find inspiration (clues to solving crimes, making decisions and so on) 71 When down and out, squatting in the corner at night, picking a fart to smoke, so that people do not let others ride a bicycle to hit you. 72 When you are depressed, smoke a cigarette and stay in the corner of the bar, so that others will not recognize and disturb you. 73 When you are sad, smoke a cigarette, smoke haze, fall tears, others will not find that you are not strong. 74 touched, inhale a cigarette, choking cough two, even if the tears flow down, people will not think you are too emotional. 75 Nothing to do, smoke a cigarette to do a magic trick, make PLMM happy. 76 interrogation, to smoke a cigarette is **** the easiest thing to agree to. 77 When you meet a leader who smokes, you should send him a Chinese New Year gift, not a broken platinum brain. 78 How can you feel the pain of cancer patients if you don't smoke? 79 When I go to work in the cold winter morning, my bike lock is frozen, it's okay for us to smoke, I can roast it with a cigarette lighter. 80 My girlfriend likes to break the "Lucky 52" Li Yong, all right, playdough pinch a, bring tobacco to do a small spring pig's hairstyle to match him. 81 I like the "Happy Dictionary" Wang Yong. 81 I like the "Happy Dictionary" Wang Xiaoya, all right, to participate in the program before, more than a few packs of cigarettes, smelly mouth smoked to death, guaranteed that she will remember me as a player for life. 82 want to cheat, all right, LP simply can not smell the perfume of her people, all the smell of cigarettes 83 in the cinema to meet do not love to see a broken movie, smoke a cigarette, the administrator immediately open me to go, LP do not want to go can not. 84 after studying late at night, hungry and hungry. 84 Hungry lying in bed after the evening study hall, it room buddies night snacks want to smoke, no, on our bookshelf to get cigarettes, get! The night snack is solved. 85 Smoking more, home furnished with LP with cigarette boxes do handmade handicrafts, beautiful! 86 non-smoking MM fell out of love, want me to give cigarettes, may be my chance to come! 87 "Journey to the West", the supreme treasure if smoking, take a plug on the Tang monk's mouth is not on it, so as to save listening to him nagging. 88 MM if you smoke, meet a smoker robbery, give a cigarette is not on it, why bother to let him rob ~ ~ rob a color ~ ~ 89 smokers certainly do not attract bedbugs, lice, fleas, etc. 90 Smoking can enhance the patriotic meaning (smoking domestic cigarettes, Dazhonghua, Shilin) 91 As a result of smoking, along with the improvement of the cigarette products, the progress of the profound understanding of science and technology is the first productive force 92 As a result of smoking, along with the changes in the cigarette products, to further I have established the scientific concept of development. 93 As a result of smoking, looking at the brand's ups and downs, a deep understanding of the development is the hard way 94 As a result of smoking, a deep understanding of the important idea of the three representatives, on behalf of the development needs of productive forces (to produce, we need to improve sexuality, you have to smoke), on behalf of the forward direction of advanced culture ("immortal strength" culture, smoking can be achieved to the death of immortal), on behalf of the interests of the people (the number of employees in the tobacco industry). People's interests (the number of employees in the tobacco industry is considerable that). 95 A cigarette in your mouth will not make you fall asleep during a night battle (sooner or later, you will burn your hands). 96 Smoking cessation in public places will give smokers a chance to build up their endurance. 97 Celebrities smoking a cigarette and telling their fans stories in the red dust can make people realize the vicissitudes of life. 98 The remembrance of the smoke cloud after smoking allows you to get rid of the lost love and forget the vicissitudes of the sea and the clouds that used to be there. 99 Smokers can also scald the ass of a donkey with smoke, startling the donkey to kick backward liao. 100 Smokers can also put their own family dull, round, white, furry pig toys, ironed into a good-looking, black and white, but still dull and silly bamboos.