Later, this paper clip was thrown into the trash can when it was cleaned by the unit cleaner. A garbage collector picked up waste paper, etc. together with paper clips. It was very cold that day and the road was frozen. He accidentally slipped and was stabbed by this paper clip, and then he was hospitalized with an inflammatory abscess. Doctors have exhausted all kinds of the most advanced medical equipment in the world, but they have not found out the cause. The dean organized a consultation with medical experts, but he didn't find out the reason. Finally, the dean posted a letter for help on his blog. Li Tou Sr, a famous American surgeon and Nobel Prize winner, saw this help post on the website. After careful analysis, he and his right-hand man Saddam came to the conclusion that the wound was caused by a paper clip, which was made in the United States. The cause of abscess inflammation is that the paper clip illegally added an additive to the raw material! When this additive is synthesized with sweet and sour pork ribs, it will produce a lot of ABCDEFG, and this element can also produce petroleum Bacillus, which has very high economic value.
The United States was very excited after learning the news and invested12,345 trillion US dollars to develop ABCDEFG. Unfortunately, the United States does not have this element, while Iraq is rich in this element although its technology is underdeveloped. After consulting with the guys in the House of Representatives, the then American President Gengo decided to send Saddam Hussein to Iraq to secretly help him become president, and then gradually took this resource for himself.
A few years later, Saddam succeeded in becoming president, but Saddam also knew the economic value of this element. I don't want America to take this wealth all by itself. Saddam sent a short message to Gengo, saying: We can cooperate, but the profits will be split 50-50. . Brother gen is so angry! Brother Gen replied by SMS: Don't think I'm embarrassed to kill you. You know, water can carry a boat and cook porridge. I'll change the president to kill you. . After stepping down, Brother Gen changed into his big apprentice and planted many excuses to hang him. But Saddam also has an apprentice, but he doesn't buy it. The United States said: Well, it's not too late for us gentlemen to take revenge. . . .
The United States encouraged several close friends to unite to March into Iraq. At this time, Saddam's second apprentice could not sit still. This handsome guy from Saudi Arabia, bin Laden, sent a plane to crash the World Trade Center in the United States. The United States could not swallow this tone and made several excuses for the bombing. . .
At this time, the famous American surgeon made a big fuss when he smelled it with his nose, because the production of this paper clip had to go through mining, transportation, processing and other links. In order to get the element ABCDEF found in the paper clip, he launched a war, which required planes, cannons, cars, warships, bullets, shells and missiles. . . Producing them consumes resources and then produces a lot of greenhouse gases, which not only triggered a tsunami, killed many people, but also led to global warming. These days, heads of state are worried and trying to solve this problem. . . .
If I had picked up this paper clip, none of this would have happened. . . .