1 Smoking can be refreshing. (Everyone knows that.)
2 Smoking can keep your hands free. (Generally depends on how your LP requires you, whether you are allowed to put, huh ~~)
3 Smoking can enhance sexual function (because smoking to the spirit, and sometimes it is not what you want)
4 Smoking can increase the national tax revenue
5 Smoking can protect the tobacco factory workers are not laid off, increase employment
6 Smoking can enhance the relationship between people. (Handing out cigarettes)
7 Smoking helps to think. (It varies from person to person. Smokers say so.) 8 Smoking keeps you warm in the cold winter.
9 When you drink, smoking regulates the atmosphere and detoxifies you.
10 Smoking can be a substitute for detoxification.
Category 2: Expanded Reasons
11 It is said that the tar produced by smoking can make poisonous snakes retreat.
12 Smoking in stools relieves the taste.
13 Smoking is a good way to test whether the smoke alarms in the room work (and to get a free shower if you want to take a bath).
14 Smokers can reward others for doing your job with cigarettes (Big Brother in Peacock earned a lot).
15 Smoking allows you to learn about geography and humanities. (Cigarette manufacturers around the world, the culture on cigarette packs).
16 Smoking can increase knowledge, such as: KENT = Kiss Ever Never Teach! and so on. 17 Smoking certain varieties of cigarettes (like Xinjiang's Mohe cigarettes) can be a long life (there are records that most of the long-lived old people in Xinjiang smoke these cigarettes)
18 Smoking in the cold when the nose is not ventilated, it can be flushed open to make it ventilated.
19 Tobacco and its ashes can stop bleeding.
20 In the summer with LP picnic night ride, smoking can help LP mosquitoes!
21 Smoking must bring fire, encounter accidents, do not have to drill wood for fire!
22 During the Chinese New Year, light a cigarette to accompany the LP fireworks!
23 Encounter LM molestation LP, crooked holding a cigarette can pretend to be the boss (scare away LM)!
24 Smoking a lot of cigarettes will make your voice sound like Yang Kun, Ah Du, to satisfy LP's desire to follow the stars!
25 Smoking will make you look mature and satisfy LP's desire for a mature man!
26 Women smoking will look elegant, confused, uncertain, not easy for men to see through! 27 A woman who smokes will prompt LG to buy new clothes more often! (Always ironing out the holes)
28 Smoking saves on glow sticks when you watch "The Same Song" (just light some cigarettes)!
29 After ML, smoking is the most effective means of relieving fatigue! (Try it if you don't believe me)
30 Smoking can make a lady (even an angel) look more ambiguous (small potato angel with a cigarette in her mouth, looks like a LM) 31 It will be easy for a lady to smoke to find a one-night stand, and it looks so **** good to squint at a bar with a cigarette in her mouth.
32 Smoking can help you find the feeling of God's fairy, a cigarette after dinner, race over the living God. (There is no need to envy the fairy sister)
33 Smoking can not hang 119 can be called the fire truck
34 Smoking is good, if you want to and what fish ah, beans ah worship, licking blood for the alliance, even if there is no incense, take three cigarettes can be fixed.
35 Smoking is better for the misanthropes, it shortens life. 36 Smoking establishes your authority and makes people fear you and stay away from your speech (for fear of being overwhelmed by your bad breath).
37 Smoking allows you to understand high blood pressure, high cholesterol, cerebral thrombosis, gastric ulcers, heart disease and other medical knowledge and knowledge of various types of medication (who can avoid getting sick ah)
38 Smoking can sometimes attract the attention of the PLMM and take the initiative to talk to them (hey...)! You put out the cigarette okay, choking).
39 Smoking while surfing the web, non-LCD monitors do not irritate the eyes, look at the PLMM also very hazy.
40 Go to the park and MM dating waiting for boredom, light a cigarette, prairie ants to experience what is called cruelty.
41 Fishing, smoking a cigarette more comfortable, you can also use the smoke under the immortal fish. 42 You can also smoke while driving a tractor as a sports car, to experience the feeling of smoking under the highway.
43 After smoking, pull out their hair to start a fire, you can taste the long time not eaten wild game (like what firebird and so on) flavor.
44 When you feel scared in a white room, smoking more can turn it into a cozy cream color.
45 When you smoke on the street and throw farts and spit, you can do social research in the meantime to see if there are problems with the city's sanitary equipment and management. 46 On a deserted island, when in trouble, cigarettes light up the barren grass to send an SOS signal.
47 Building a harmonious society, the three rural issues investigated, and the old farmers together with dry cigarettes can be closer to the party relationship.
48 After smoking, the home can add some beautiful crafts (cigarette jar, lighter)
49 After smoking, the increase in the collection of cigarette boxes, smoking good habits. 50 After smoking, and his girlfriend contradictions, you can use cigarettes introspection, burned to the wrist, remembered for a lifetime.51 Smoking and spitting smoke rings can be closer to the relationship with children. 52 Friends of the wedding, out of the program to flirt with the bride and groom, cigarettes are essential props. 53 It is an indispensable ceremony to light cigarettes for the guests at the wedding. 54 The best way to apologize for a long time without talking is to pass a cigarette when friends meet. 55 Promote learning, not smoking how to y understand the concept of nicotine, nicotine, tar. 56 Into the toilet stool forget to bring paper, you can use a cigarette case to solve. 57 Underage smoking can attract the attention of divorced parents. 58 A student smoking can attract the attention of a teacher and even make a kinky dad happy (it can prompt a pretty teacher to make a home visit). 59 The most romantic thing about smoking is that she will often think of your light tobacco flavor. 60 Smoking can also make you famous overnight, throwing a cigarette butt to cause a fire such as the Great Hingganling fire and so on.
61 Smoking will not let you send out the "hearts scattered, the team is not good to lead" feeling, smoke shortage when we smoke a cigarette, very united. 62 difficulties, the side of the smoke, and the smoke, very united.
62 In times of difficulty, we pass the cigarettes around while smoking and listening to the beautiful song of MM, even in Shangganling, we still have a longing.
63 In times of difficulty, everyone passes the cigarette while smoking, listening to the sound of the worried accordion, and even in cold Siberia, you will be as hopeful as Paul for a noble cause.
64 Pipe smoking can make you look the part of a Stalin-like leader.
65 Smoking for a long time, you can apply for the Guinness Book of Records by smoking with, for example, your eyes, nose and ears.
66 Driving while smoking can attract the attention of the police and close the distance between you and your idol.
67 Smokers can also play poker and gamble with cigarettes.
68 When you go to see the monkeys at Emei Mountain, smokers can tease the monkeys with their cigarettes and see their funny faces when they smoke.
69 Smokers can also tease people with firecrackers in their cigarettes (the boss in Peacock let people tease the dope).
70 Just smoked a few mouthfuls of cigarettes, hard to the ashtray a pinch, sure to find inspiration (clues to solve the case, make decisions and so on)
71 Down and out, squatting in the corner at night, pick a cigarette fart smoking, not so much so that someone else on a bicycle to hit you.
72 When you are depressed, smoking in the corner of the bar a stay, others will not recognize, bother you.
73 When you are sad, smoke a cigarette, smoke haze, fall tears others will not find that you are not strong.
74 When touched, inhale a cigarette, choking cough two, even if the tears flowed down, people will not think you are too emotional. 75 leisure time, smoke a cigarette to change a magic trick, make PLMM happy.
76 During the interrogation, it is the easiest thing for the police to say yes to a cigarette.
77 When you meet a leader who smokes, you should send him the Chinese New Year gift, and then send him the brain platinum.
78 How can you feel the pain of a cancer patient without smoking
79 On a cold winter morning at work, the bike lock is frozen, it's okay, we smoke, a lighter, a bake, and it's done.
80 My girlfriend likes to break the "Lucky 52" Li Yong, all right, playdough pinch a, bring the smoke to do a small spring pig's hairstyle to match him.
81 I like the "Happy Dictionary" Wang Xiaoya, all right, before participating in the program, more than a few packs of cigarettes, smoked his mouth, guaranteed that she will remember me as a player for life. 82 want to cheat, all right, LP simply can not smell the perfume of her people, all smoke
83 In the cinema meet do not love to see the broken movie, smoke a cigarette, the administrator immediately open me to go, LP do not want to go away.
84 Hungry after studying late in bed, it room buddies night snacks want to smoke, no, on our bookshelf to get cigarettes, get! The night snack is solved. 85 Smoking more, home furnishings are LP with cigarette boxes made of handmade crafts, beautiful!
86 Non-smoking MM fell out of love, want me to give cigarettes to smoke, it is possible that my opportunity to come!
87 "Journey to the West", the Supreme Treasure if smoking, take a plug on the mouth of the Tang Monk is not it, to save listening to him nagging. 88 MM if you smoke, meet a smoker robbery, give a cigarette is not on it, why bother to let him rob ~ ~ rob a color ~ ~
89 Smoking people certainly do not attract bedbugs, lice, fleas, etc.
90 Smoking can enhance the patriotic meaning (smoking domestic cigarettes, Dazhonghua, Shilin)
91 As a result of smoking, along with the increase in the quality of cigarettes, the progress of a profound understanding of science and technology is the first
92 Because of smoking, with the change of tobacco products, further establish the scientific concept of development.
93 As a result of smoking, looking at the brand's sinking and floating, a profound understanding of the development is the hard truth
94 As a result of smoking, a profound understanding of the important idea of the three Represents, on behalf of the development of productive forces needs (to produce, we need to improve sexuality, you have to smoke), on behalf of the direction of the advanced culture (the "immortal strength" culture). The first one is the "Tobacco Industry", which is the most important and most important of all the tobacco industry, and the second one is the "Tobacco Industry", which is the most important and most important of all the tobacco industry.
95 Gripping a cigarette in the night battle not to fall asleep (sooner or later will be hot)
96 public **** place to quit smoking, smoking people have the opportunity to exercise endurance. 97 stars smoke a cigarette and fans tell their own stories in the red dust, can let people experience the vicissitudes of feeling.
98 The lingering memory of the smoke cloud after smoking allows you to get rid of the lost love and forget the vicissitudes of the sea and the clouds of Wushan that were once there.
99 Smokers can also burn the ass of a donkey with smoke, startling the donkey to kick backward liao.
100Smokers can also scald their dull, round, white, fluffy pig toys into nice, black-and-white, but still dull and silly bambinos.
I'll top you for nothing if you don't take it