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AOTS All Of The Sudden
ASAFP As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ATST At The Same Time
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something
IC In Character
IDGAF I Don't Give A F***
IDGI I Don't Get It
IDK I Don't Know
IDKY I Don't Know You
IDSTSTTGTGTTA Are We Going To Go Through This Again
AYSOS Are You
IDST I Didn't Say That
IDTS I Don't Think So
IFAB I Found A Bug
IFU I F***ed Up
IGGP I Gotta Go Pee
IIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMAD If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIRC If I Remember Correctly
IIWM If It Were Me
ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke
On My Keyboard
ILY I Love You
IMHO In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
INMP It's Not My Problem
INPO In No Particular Order
IOH I'm Outta Here
IOW In Other Words
IRL In Real Life
ISS I Said So
ITM In The Money
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
IYSS If You Say So
J/C Just Checking
J/K Just Kidding!
J/W Just Wondering
JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker
KFY Kiss For You
KISS Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT Keep In Touch
KMA Kiss My Ass
KWIM Know What I Mean
KYPO Keep Your Pants On
L8R Later
LD Long Distance
LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
LMK Let Me Know
LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry
LTNS Long Time No See
LYL Love Ya Lots
LYLAS Love You Like A Sister
MHOTY My Hat's Off To You
MM Market Maker
MorF Male or Female?
MOTD Message Of The Day
MOTSS Members Of The Same Sex
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later
MYOB Mind Your Own Business
NAK Nursing At Keyboard
MorF Male or Female? NAK Nursing At Keyboard
NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NBD No Big Deal
NBIF No Basis In Fact
NFI No F***ing Idea
NFI No F***ing Idea< /p>
NFW No F***ing Way
NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer
NM Never Mind
NMP Not My Problem
NOYB None Of Your Business
NP No ProblemNQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear
NRG Energy
NRN No Reply Necessary
NYCFS New York City Finger Saluet
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
OBTW Oh By The Way
OIC Oh, I see
OMDB Over My Dead Body
OMG Oh My Gosh
OMIK Open Mouth. Insert Keyboard
ONNA Oh No, Not Again
OOC Out Of Character
OOTB Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OT Off Topic
OTOH On the Other Hand
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
OZ stands for "Australia"
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PIMP Peeing In My Pants
PITA Pain In The Ass
PLS Please
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
PO Piss Off
POV Point of View
RBTL Read Between The Lines
RL Real Life
RLF Real Life Friend
RMLB Read My Lips Baby
RMMM Read My Mail Man!
RN Right Now!
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTM Right On The Money
RSN Real Soon Now
RTFM Read The F***ing Manual
RTK Return To Keyboard
RTM Read The Manual
RU Are You?
SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again
SH Sh** Happens
SITD Still In The Dark
SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
SOL Sh** Out of Luck
SorG Straight or Gay?
SSDD Same Sh** Different Day
STFU Shut The F*** Up
STM Spank The Monkey
STYS Speak To You Soon
SUYF Shut Up You Fool
SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWAK Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SWDYT So What Do You Think?
TAH Take A Hike
TANSTYS Spank The Monkey
STYS Speak To You Soon
SUYF p>
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU Things Are Really F***ed Up
TDTM Talk Dirty To Me
TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It
SWDYT So What Do You Think? The World As We Know It
TFN Thanks For Nothin'
THX or TX or THKS Thanks
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIAIL Think I Am In Love
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TLGO The List Goes On
TM Trust Me
TMI Too Much Information
TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It
TPTB The Powers That Be
TSR Totally Stuck in RAM
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTT That's The Ticket-or- To The Top
TTYL Talk To You Later
TWHAB This Won't Hurt A Bit
TY Thank You
TYVM Thank You Very Much
unPC unPolitically Correct
URYYY4M You Are Too Wise For Me
VFM Value For Money
WAG Wild Ass Guess
WAI What An Idiot
WB Welcome Back
WDYS What Did You Say?
WDYT What Do You Think?
WE Whatever
WEG Wicked Evil Grin
WG Wicked Grin
WWG Wicked Grin<
WGAFF Who Gives A Flying F***
WIIFM What's In It For Me?
WIT Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS What in the F*** is this Sh***
WOG Wise Old Guy
WRT With Regard To
WTF What The F***
WTG Way To Go!
WTSDS Where The Sun Don't Shine
WYP What's Your Problem?
WYRN What's Your Real Name?
WYS Whatever You Say
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
WYT Whatever You Think
YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YAFIYGI You Asked For It You Got It
YDKM You Don't Know Me
YGBK You Gotta Be Kiddin'
WYS Whatever You Say
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
WYT Whatever You Think
WYT Gotta Be Kiddin'
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
YNK You Never Know
YOYO You're On Your Own
YR Yeah Right
YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do
YTTT You Telling The Truth?
YYSSW Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
General Acronyms
AAMOF as a matter of fact
ADN any day now
AFAIC as far as I'm concerned
AFAICS as far as I can see
AFAICT as far as I can tell
AFAIK = as far as I know
AFAIR as far as I remember
AFAIR as far as I remember
AFK away from keyboard
AISB as I said before
AISI as I see it
AIUI as I understand it
AKA - " Also Known As"
AKA also known as
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ARP - " Address Resolution Protocol"
ARQ - " Automatic Repeat Request"
ASAP as soon as possible
ASCII(American Standard Code for Information Interchange): American Standard Code for Information Interchange.
ASP (Active Server Pages): is a server-side scripting environment based on Windows NT IIS.
ATLA another three letter acronym
AWGTHTGTATA Are we going to have to go through all this again?
AWGTHTGTTA Are we going to have to go through this again?
AWGTHTGTTA Are we going to have to go through this again? go through this again?
AYOR at your own risc
BAK back at keyboard
BBL be back later
BBS - "Bulletin Board Software" and " Bulletin Board System"
BBS be back soon
BCNU be seeing you
BF boyfriend
BFN bye for now
Big5 : Big5, one of the Chinese internal codes, this code stands for Chinese. This code represents traditional Chinese characters and is widely used in Hong Kong and Taiwan.
BIOS (Basic Input and Output System): Basic Input and Output System.
BOT back on topic
BRB = be right back soon
Browser: Browser, a program that allows you to find and access files anywhere on the Internet, such as Netscape Navigator from Netscape or Microsoft. or Microsoft Internet Explorer from Microsoft.
BSD - " Berkeley Software Distribution"
BSF but seriously folks
BST but seriously though
BTAIM be that as it may
BTDT been there done that. BTDT been there done that
BTHOM Beats the hell outta me!
BTSOOM Beats the shit out of me!
BTW = by the way by the way
BTWBO Be there with bells on.
Cc: - " Carbon Copy"
CD (Compact Disc) : Compact Disc.
CGI - " Comman Gateway Interface"
CGI (Common Gateway Interface) : Common Gateway Interface, Common Gateway Interface, is an interface standard between a Web server and an external application.
CIU (Computer Interface Unit): computer interface components.
CMIIW Correct me if I'm wrong.
COTFLGOHAHA Crawling on the floor laughing guts out and having a heart attack.
CU See you.
CUA commonly used acronym
CUL See you later. See you later.
CUL8R See you later.
CWYL Chat with you later.
CYA Cover your ass.
D&. amp; C Duck and cover.
DBMS (Date Base Mananement System) : Database Management System.
DC = Washington D . C Washington D.C.
DDE (Dynamic Date Exchanges) : Dynamic Data Exchange.
DEC (Digital Equipment Corporation) : Digital Equipment Corporation.
DES - " Data Encryption Standard"
DIIK = damned if I know I do not know
DILLIGAD Do I look like I give a darn?!
DILLIGAF Do I look like I give a fuck!
DIY do it yourselves
DIY(er) (Do It Yourself) : Do it yourself, generalized to refer to a person who operates, uses, installs, and maintains a computer.
DNPM darn near pissed myself
DNS - " Domain Name Service"
Domain : A domain, known as an area of the network, where each zone operates independently.
DOS (Disk Operating System): A disk operating system, one of the earliest and most common.
DUCWIC Do you see what I see?
DVD (Digital Video Disk).
DWISNWID Do what I say not what I do.
DYHWIH Do you hear what I hear?
DYJHIW Don't You just hate it when...
DYJHIW Do you hear what I hear?
E2EG ear to ear grin
EIDE (Enhanced Integrated Drive Electronics interface): The Enhanced Integrated Drive Electronics interface standard, with high transfer speeds, is suitable for large hard drives.
EIN (Educational Information Network): Educational Information Network.
Elm - "Electronic Mail for UNIX"
E-mail: Electronic mail is a generic term for computer applications that allow users to send messages from different computers, and e-mail is the most commonly used form of communication on the Web.
EOD end of discussion
EOF end of file
EOS end of show
ESAL Eat shit and live!
ETLA extended three letter acronym
FAAK falling asleep at home.
FAAK falling asleep at keyboard
FAFWOA for a friend without access
FAQ - " Frequently asked questions"
Fcc: - " File Carbon Copy "
FIFO first in first out
Firewall : Firewalls are used to partition the network domain, filter the data being sent and received, and protect against unauthorized intrusion.
FITB Fill in the blank.
FOAD Fuck off and die.
FOAF friend of a friend
FOAFOAG father of a friend of a girlfriend
FOAG father of a girlfriend
FOC free of charge
FTASB faster than a speeding bullet
FTF = face to face face to face
FTL faster than light
FTP - " File Transfer Protocol" (now often seen in lower case as "ftp" )
FTP (File Transfer Protocol): File Transfer Protocol, is the earliest file transfer program used on the Internet.
FU fucked up
FUBAR - " F'd Up Beyond All Recognition"
FUBAR fucked up beyond all recognition
FUBB fouled up beyond belief
FUD (spreading) fear, uncertainty, and disinformation
FWIW = for what it's worth for what it's worth
FYA for Your amusement
FYE for Your entertainment
FYI = for your information
GA go ahead
GAFIA get away from it all
GAL get a life
Gateway : Gateway, an interface for transmitting data over different network segments.
Gateway : A gateway, an interface for data transmission over different network segments.
GB : GB, one of the Chinese internal codes, which stands for simplified Chinese characters and is widely used in mainland China.
GD& R - " Grinning, Ducking and Running (After snide remark)"
GF girlfriend
GFAK go fly a kite
GGG - " Good Game"
GGN gotta go now
. GGN gotta go nowGIGO garbage in, garbage out
GIWIST Gee, I wish I'd said that.
GMT - " Greenwich Mean Time"
GMTA great minds think alike
GNU - " GNU is Not Unix (recursive)"
GR& D grinning, running & ducking
GTFOOMF Get the fuck out of my face.
GNU - " Graphical GUI - Get the fuck out of my face.
GNU - Get the fuck out of my face. p>GUI - " Graphical Users Interface"
HAK hugs and kisses
HAND - " Have A Nice Day"
HAND have a nice day
HLOL hysterically laughing out loud
HLOLARAWCHAWMP hysterically laughing out loud and rolling around while clapping hands and wetting my pants
homepage : The homepage, in any hypertext system, is the document that serves as the initial point of entry to Web-related documents.
HOMPR Hang on, mobile phone's ringing.
HP who's then running horrified into the street beeing killed accidentally by a yellow bulldozer ROTFLBTCUTS ... ... unable to stop
HTH - " Hope This/To Help(s)"
HTML - " HyperText Markup Language"
HTML: HyperText Markup Language, a language used exclusively on the global Internet as a standard formatting on the Web, requiring a browser to view it. to view it.
HTTP - " HyperText Transfer Protocol"
HTTP: HyperText Transfer Protocol, one of the commonly used transfer methods for web pages.
HWS(PEST) husband wants sex (please excuse slow typing)
hyperlink : Hyperlink, an entry point to another web page, the text containing this link is usually underlined in blue.
hypertext: Hypertext, a file specification that contains hypertext processing language that can be used on web pages by linking to other places.
IAC in any case
IAE = in any event in any event
IAE in any event
IANAL I am not a lawyer (also IANAxxx, such as IANACPA)
IANALBIPOOTV I am not a lawyer, but I play one on TV
IARTPFWTSIOWIM I am repeating this parrot-fashion with out the slightest idea of what it means.<
IBC inadequate, but cute
IBTD I beg to differ.
IC = I see I understand
ICCL - " I Could Care Less"
ICMP (Internet Control Messages Protocol) : Internet Communications Message Protocol (ICMP). Messages Protocol): The Internet Message Control Protocol. If the server has turned off the protocol service, you won't be able to "ping" it.
IDE (Integrated Drive Electronices interface): Integrated Drive Electronices interface standard, is a widely used interface standard for hard disks.
IDGAD I don't give a damn.
IDGAS I don't give a shit.
IDK I don't know IDK - " I don't know"
IHTFP - " I have truly found paradise" (or: I hate this f'n place)
IIRC - " If I Recall Correctly"
IIRC If I recall correctly
IITYWIMWYBMAD If I tell you what it means will
IITYWTMWYKM If I tell you what this means will you kiss me?
IIWM if it were me (mine)
ILIWTPCT I love it when the plan
ILIWTPCT I love it when the plan comes together
ILSHIBAMF I laughed so hard I broke all my furniture!
IMAP (Internet Message Access Protocol): Internet Message Access Protocol, a protocol that has more advanced features than the POP3 protocol.
IMAP (Internet Message Access Protocol) protocol: Internet Message Access Protocol, which is a more advanced protocol than the POP3 protocol.
IMBO in my biased opinion
IMCAO in my completely arrogant opinion (Use for attracting flames!)
IMCO in my considered opinion
IME in my experience
.IME in my experience
IMHO = in my humble opinion
IMNSHO in my not so humble opinion
IMO = in my opinion
INPO in no particular order
IO - " Input Output" As in file IO.
IOW = in other words In other words
IP Address : Network protocol address, also known as network address, IP address, the address is unique on the world wide web and cannot be repeated. In other words
IP (Internet Protocol): Internet Protocol.
IRC - "Internet Relay Chat"
IRL in real life
ISA (Industrial Standard Architecture): Industrial Standard Architecture, a bus architecture that is being phased out.
ISO (International Organization for Standardization): International Organization for Standardization.
ISP - "Internet Service Provider"
ISP (Internet Setvice Provider) : Internet Service Provider.
ISTM it seems to me
ISTR I seem to recall
IT(Information Technology) : Information Technology.
ITA I totally agree
IYKWIM - " If You Know What I Mean"
IYKWIMAITYD - " If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do"
IYSWIM If You
JAM Just a minute.
Java: Java: The Javanese language, Java is a programming language from SUN used to create small web-oriented applications (Applets) that can be used for a variety of purposes. It's also a language that can be used to write small web-oriented applications (Applets).
Java: A Javanese language, Java is a SUN programming language used to create small web-oriented applications (Applets), which can be used for a variety of purposes. Microsoft's version of JavaScript is called JScript and can be used in ASP.
JM2C - " Just My 2 Cents"
KISS keep it simple, stupid
L & R = later later
LAN - " Local Area Network"
LAN (Local Area Network ) : Local Area Network.
LIFO last in first out
LLTA Lots and lots of thunderous applause!
LMFAO Laughing my fucking ass off.
LOL = laughing out loud Laughing out loud
LSHMSH laughing so hard my side hurts
LTIP laughing till I puke
MB (Mega Byte) : Mega byte, also known as megabyte, is 1024*1024 bytes.
MDA - " Mail Delivery Agent"
Metal Oxide Semiconductor Field Effect Transistor"
MFG more friendly garbage
MFTL my favorite toy language
ROTFLBTCACTC ... ... and scaring the cat
ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO ... ... ... if I had one
ROTFLBTCDICAJTTWADBSIHPWTRHITSBKABAYB ... dancing in circles and jumping through the window almost dying by smashing into
ROTFLGO ... guts out
ROTFLMAO - " Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off"
ROTFLOL ... out loud
ROTFLOLVH ... out loud very hard
ROTFLSTC ... scaring the cat
. scaring the catROTFTPOF ... trying to put out flames
. trying to put out flamesROTFWTIME rolling on the floor with tears in my eyes
RSN real soon now (which may be a long time coming)
RTF - " Rich Text Format"
RTFAQ read the FAQ RTFI read the fucking instructions
RTFM read the fucking manual
RTFMA read the fucking manual
RTFMA read the fucking manual
RTFMA read the fucking manual
RTFMS read the fucking manual, sir! (from the military)
RTM = read the manual Read the manual
RUOK Are You OK? SBCN Sitting behind the SBCN Sitting behind the computer naked.
SCNR Sorry, couldn`t resist.
SCSI (Small Computer Standand Interface) : Small Computer Disk Standard Interface.
SGML - " Standard Generalized Markup Language"
SHM Shit happens, mate. SICS sitting in chair snickering
SIMCA sitting in my chair amused
SITD still in the dark SLIP - " Serial Line Internet Protocol"
SMOP small matter of programming
SMTP - " Simple Mail Transfer Protocol"
SMTP - "Simple Mail Transfer Protocol"
SMTP servers can only be sent out.
SMTP (Simple Message Transfer Protocol) protocol: Simple Mail Transfer Protocol, used for the transfer of e-mail. Email needs to have
SNAFU situation normal, all fucked up
SNR signal to noise ratio
SO significant other
SOHF - " Sense Of Humor Failure"
SOI stunk on ice sp? - abbreviation of " spelling?"
SPAM - " Stupid Persons' AdvertiseMent"
SWAG - " Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWALK - " Sealed With A Loving Kiss"
SWISH - " Simple Web Indexing System for Humans"
TAFN that's all for now
TANJ there ain't no justice
TANSTAAFL there ain't no such thing as a free lunch
TARFU things are really fouled up
TCP(Transmission Control Protocol)/IP (Internet Protocol)
TCP (Transmission Control Protocol)/IP (Internet Protocol) protocol: A set of communication protocols used in networks, including transport protocols and inter-networking protocols.
TCP/IP - " Transmissions Control Protocol/Internet Protocol"
TGAL think globally, act locally
THOT = thought thoughts
TIA - " The Internet Adaptor"
TIA = thanks in advance
TIC tongue in cheek
TINALO this is not a legal opinion
TINAR this is not a recommendation
TINWIS that is not what I said
TLA = three-letter acronyms
TLA VG = very good Very good
TMTOWTDI there's more than one way to do it
TNOTVS theres nothing on TV so,....
TNX thanks TPS(S) this program sucks (severely)
TPTB the powers that be
TRDMC tears running down my cheeks
TSOHF total sense of humor failure
TTBOMK to the best of my knowledge
TTFN ta ta for now
TTUL = talk to you later later
TTY - " Tele-TYpe"
TTYL talk to you later
TTYRS talk to you real soon
TUFD the user file died
TVM thanks very much
TWIMC - " To Whom It May Concern"
TYCLO Turn your CAPS LOCK off. (Quit shouting.)
TYVM = thank you very much thank you very much
U = you you
UBD user brain damage
< p>UDP - " User Datagram Protocol"UDP (User Datagram Protocol): User Datagram Protocol, a fast protocol built on top of the TCP/IP protocol, but does not have good security
UPGS unfinished project guilt syndrome
UPS (Uninterrupted Power Supply).
UR = your your
URL - " Uniform Resource Locator"
URL : URL: Uniform Resource Locator, a unique location for web pages on the global Internet.
UTC under the counter
UTT under the table
VCD (Video Compact Disc) : Visual Compact Disc.
VETLA very enhanced
VGA (Video Graphica Array).
VR virtual reality
VRAM (Video Read Access Memory): Display memory for graphics cards.
VRML (Virtual Reality Modeling Language): A virtual reality modeling language that allows web pages to be animated in virtual reality.
WAB? What another bill?
WAG wild ass guess
WAIS - " Wide Area Information Server"
WAIS (Wide Area Information Server). Information Service.
WAN - " Wide Area Networks"
WAN (Wide Area Network) : Wide Area Network or Long Distance Network.
WDYMBT What do you mean by that?
WEDS ／ WEDNES ＝ Wednesday Wednesday
WGAS Who gives a shit?
WIBAMU Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
WIBNI would it be nice if
WMMOWS Wash my mouth out with soap!
WNOHGB where no one has gone before
WWWW (World Wide Web). The fastest growing part of the Internet, which requires a browser.
WYLABOCTGWTR Would you like a bowl of cream to go with that remark?
WYLASOMWTC Would you like a saucer of milk with that comment?
WYSIWYG="WYSIWYG" = "WYSIWYG". WYSIWYG = what you see is what you get What you see is what you get
WYTYSYDG What you thought you saw, you didn't get.
YAOTM Yet another off-topic message
YHGASP You have got a serious problem
YMMV - " Your Mileage May Vary" (You may not have the same luck I did)
YWIA - " You're welcome in advance"
YWIA - " You're welcome in advance"
WYTYSYDG What you thought you saw?
YWSYLS You win some, you lose some
YWSYLS - " Your Mileage May Vary" (You may not have the same luck I did)