512 Nurses Day funny skit
5.12 Nurses Day party activities on how to have less skit program active atmosphere, the following I have compiled a 512 Nurses Day funny skit, welcome to read reference!
512 Nurses Day funny skit a
Angel wings
Character: Gou Sheng?
Angel Wings
Characters: Gou Sheng? Patient, real estate company owner
Mei Xinqing? Patient, female
Nurse
Doctor
Scene: Late at night in the emergency room
Nurse on stage.
Nurse: Ever since I got into this business, I've been busy every day. In our hospital, our department is the busiest. Have not heard: into the emergency department, water have no time to drink, every day sweat are soaked through the white coat, the patient sometimes do not understand the complaints and insults. Half a month on the night shift, my husband said to see me once than to see the President of the United States is still difficult.
Doctor: Who let us be medical personnel, we have to solve the problem for the patients, and then bitter and tired to work. Our hospital up and down, from the leadership to the staff, who is not working overtime, really do na.
Nurse: Our hospital revenue exceeded one hundred million this year, right?
Doctor: 120 million, it is estimated that next year the new building is completed, the income will be higher.
Nurse: The hospital is getting bigger and bigger, the environment is getting better and better, the equipment is getting more and more advanced, and the level of medical staff is getting higher and higher. By then we will become a national key hospital of combined traditional Chinese and Western medicine.
Doctor: Yes, it is really looking forward to ah!
Nurse: By then the patients will come more and more, we will be more and more busy.
Doctor: finally breathed a sigh of relief, go and see, there are still patients?
Nurse: Let me see.
Yin Daoyin comes on (clutching a bag, wearing a big mask and sunglasses).
Yin Daoyan: (looking around, then taking off his sunglasses and mask) He came to the hospital fully armed, with his secretary and driver missing. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get a good look at this, but I'm sure I'll be able to get a good look at this. (Looking down at the stage.) What's wrong? I can't say. Look at you smile so dirty, anyway, not the one you think. I am at least a celebrity, if people recognize me, my reputation will be ruined. You don't recognize me? No way. I'm the president of the real estate company in our city, my name is Daoyin. There are a lot of famous people named Daoyan in history, Zhang Daoyan, Li Daoyan, Cui Daoyan. My last name is just a little bit worse, my last name is Yin, my name is Yin Daoyan. I can't take it anymore.
Doctor: what's wrong, this comrade?
Yin Daoyan: (covering his stomach) I, I, aigoo, I'm looking for a doctor.
Doctor: you tell me what your symptoms, I can give you arrangements.
512 Nurses Day funny skit twowhite angel
Characters: Dr. Zhang (attending physician) (referred to as Zhang)
Li Yan (nurse) (referred to as Li)
Ma Yuetu (patient) (referred to as the horse)
Props: stethoscopes, promenade seating, tables, chairs, screens
Background: hospitals, hospitals and other institutions. >
Background: the background of the hospital, a screen in the center, Li Yan standing at the reception, in front of the reception placed a row of benches.
(Ma Yuetu wearing a large cotton jacket covering the stomach up to the stage, standing in front of the stage)
Ma: stomach pain is really difficult, my son let the hospital to do a chest X-ray, I asked my son, stomach pain why do chest X-ray, my son answered very reasonable, the stomach and chest is a family, this is a disease that will be a panic, we listen to my son's words, go to the chest X-ray
(Ma Yuetu came to the bench and sat down, and then Li Yan stood on a bench, a row of chairs placed in front of the reception. The next person, Ma mou (doubtful) what is the name of this. There are all of them, and the name of Ma Mou. Which one is Ma Maw
(There is no response to the. Li Yan looked only to see Ma Yue Tu sitting in a chair covering his stomach, came to the front of Ma Yue Tu)
Li: May I ask if you are Ma Mou
Ma (angry): you are Ma Mou it
(Li Yan sent the name list book to the front of the Ma Yue Tu)
Li: Look at this one is you do not
Ma (looked at the list, stood up): oops, I say! Girl, this reads Ma Yue Tu, how did it become a horse belly it
Li (embarrassed smile): I have synthesized the Yue Tu into a family.
Ma (facing the audience): Well, this time not in vain, but also gave an alias.
(Ma Yue Tu finished turning around and walked into the back of the screen, Li Yan came to the seat and sat for a while, looked at a list of books, got up and just about to go, Ma Yue Tu walked out from behind the screen, Li Yan saw the Ma Yue Tu, came to the side of him)
Li: Uncle, how to get out of the house so quickly
Ma: They said inside that I was going to the wrong door, and asked me to go to gastroenterology section
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Ma (pointed to his stomach): here ah
Li: this is right, you should go to the gastroenterology department, you go to the thoracic department can not be checked out
Ma: why so troublesome, my son said, the chest and the stomach is a family, check that are the same
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Zhang: Uncle, you can rest assured that we are absolutely not indiscriminate charges, we are responsible for you is responsible for other patients ah
(Dr. Zhang helped Ma Yuetu sit on the bench, Li Yan stood next to the Ma Yuetu, Dr. Zhang walked to the middle of the stage)
Zhang: to come here to see a patient can be said to be our loved ones, and we know that society has a lot of people do not understand us. We also know that many people do not understand us, saying that the hospital indiscriminate prescribing, indiscriminate diagnosis and treatment, as well as a complex examination, the purpose is to ask for more money from the patient. But we do so what is the real purpose, that is to each patient to be responsible for ah, we as a doctor, to save lives and help the white messenger, our responsibility is to use our enthusiasm, care, patience, so that each patient can be comfortable, assured, at ease, happy.
Li: Yes, uncle, we as a health care worker, its responsibility is to take good care of every patient, we are overtime and overtime, will not say a tired, looking at the patient can be healthy, our heart is also incomparably happy ah, in our eyes, the patient will always be our closest and dearest loved ones
Zhang, Li: Uncle you can rest assured to do the checkups it
(Ma Yue Tu stood up from the bench, pulling Li Yan's hand, came to the front of Dr. Zhang, also together to shake his hand)
Ma: children, it is not that moncler outlet online there is no money, and now life is better, life is rich, it is the body's various organs ah, protesting to retire. As a result, the number of times this has to come to the checkup is gradually more and more. You see, I was thinking of doing the surgery, how to come up with a medical checkup, you said, I understand, you're right, I ah, also be responsible for other patients. The first thing I want to do is to make sure that I have a good understanding of what is going on in my life, and that I can be a good person to talk to.
Li (laughed): uncle, you see what you say, how can you become a cow it 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
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This script is specially written for the hospital nurses, about the patient does not understand the hospital, thought indiscriminate charges, through the white angel of the nurses patiently explain, enthusiastic service, and finally let the patient to eliminate misunderstandings, clear to see the doctor, expressed the nurses that kind of noble professionalism.