2, the ideal is full, the reality is bony
3, do not and the earthlings together knowledge ~ ~ ~ ~
4, out of the mix, the wife sooner or later to change!
5, waiting for your concern, waiting for me to close the heart
6, our goal: look at the money, earn thick money
7, I do not beat you, you do not know I am a good writer.
8. In addition to teeth, there is love in the world.
9, I never write wording, but I write fake words!
10, do not want to be a cook tailor, not a good driver.
11, there is a tomb in the heart, buried in the undead
12, my future girlfriend, now in love with who?
13, either endure, or cruelty, or cruelty
14, contraceptive effect: if unsuccessful, will be adult.
15, how much I want a person who accidentally grow old with you
16, I am not RMB. How can everyone like me?
17, pat the head to make a decision, pat the chest to ensure that, pat the ass to go.
18, birth, easy. Live, easy. Life, not easy.
19, we go too fast, the soul can not keep up.
20, even if I am a toad, I will never marry a female toad.
21, Complaining about the inevitability of the hand of time, write love as love
22, The lady is the unevolved Bikachu. Gentlemen are woolly wolves.
23, the end, you ignore me, I become a dog ignore me. ~~I'm not going to be able to do that.
24, not in a hurry to dip flowers and grass, it was pulled out by others.
25, in front of beautiful women: there is danger to save, no danger to save.
26, I like you too much. If you like me, you will die.
27, love me, put me in a wedding dress, and then stripped naked with your own hands.
28, born people are not afraid to die, and not afraid to die, so no one pretends to be horizontal!
29, thank you for robbing my object, let me know he is a dog.
30, the world so much brain damage, but you have become one of the best.
31. You let me roll, I rolled. You let me come back, sorry, rolled far away
32, I allow you to enter my world, but do not allow you to enter my world ....
33, asked how sad, like a group of eunuchs on the green house
34, some people live, she is dead. Some people live, he should die!
35, first from themselves to find out the cause of the problem, do not blame the earth has no gravity.
36, face is something outside the body, can want can not, money is a necessary thing, have to be.
37. If you are destined not to give me the expected reaction. Then stay outside the safe distance
38, why sleep for a long time in life? After the death of a long time to sleep
39, do not think I have to handsome think I am out of reach, in fact, I am the sea of ah.
40, although you sprayed cologne, but I can still smell the smell of scum.
41, carousel is the world's most cruel game, chasing each other, but always distance sad
42, borrow a friend's car to drive, friends said to return to the car refueling. When I returned the car, I applauded the car
43, young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is flat.
44, when I love you, what you say is what you say. When I don't love you, you say what you are.
45, give me a woman, I can create a nation; give me a bottle of wine, I can lead them to conquer the world!
46, will have after graduation; will have a wife after graduation for a year; later regret to have a wife; later will have a back wife; most regret to have a back wife;
47, "Journey to the West" tells us that all the monsters with backstage are taken away, and all the monsters without backstage are clubbed to death
48, When I was a child, I thought that when I grew up, I could save the whole world. After growing up, I found that the whole world can not save me.
49. A dinosaur passed by Xi'an Jiaotong University when she went to the toilet. After coming out, she sobbed: I finally do not worry about getting married in this life
50, the morning to catch the public **** car. When I reached the platform, the car had already started. So I had to chase while shouting: master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! At this time, a passenger poked out of the window and said to me: don't chase Goku. hellip;