1 No one knows if you don't brush your teeth.
2. It is beneficial to deodorize when going to the toilet.
3, refreshing
4. Pretend to be a mature man
5. Instead of kissing when you don't have a girlfriend.
6. Let you watch the annoying woman walk away.
7. If you don't wash the sheets, you can shirk the smell of smoke.
8. Trapping fireflies ...
9. Let people discover your existence. ..
10, as a social weapon in the bar.
1 1, men and women smoke a cigarette, indicating that the relationship is unusual.
12, men smoking a cigarette together means they really have no money.
13, let Sanmao who picks up cigarette butts chase you.
14, sometimes cigarette butts can be sold for 5 yuan.
15, free of charge when you quarrel with your wife and don't want to throw things.
16. Catch a cockroach at home and burn it to see who is afraid of who.
17, frowning while smoking is enough to arouse women's sympathy, and a few fake coughs are particularly effective.
18, a powerful catalyst to impress your neighbors downstairs.
19, pretending to prevaricate when telling my girlfriend that I am determined to lead an honest and clean life ... I will give you the cigarette and throw it away immediately.
20, soot can stop bleeding and relieve pain.
2 1, the guys in the drugstore often remember you, and when they went, they knew they bought a lute.
22. There is no need to buy endowment insurance.
23. Burn yourself for a while when you are abandoned.
24. The faint smell of smoke at your fingertips makes women who leave you miss you.
25. After death, you can donate your lungs for research.
26. the only thing you can ask for when you enter the cell.
27. Increase national tax revenue and reduce unemployment.
28. The smell of smoke on clothes and some traces of perfume and lipstick can be used as the best props for your girlfriend to break up with you.
29, let you develop a good habit of thrift, never because you have no money to buy cigarettes.
30. If you don't smoke and smoke inferior cigarettes, you will know the significance of remembering painful experiences.
3 1, as a follow-up measure after handing in the business card.
32. When bragging, spit a few authentic smoke rings to increase persuasiveness.
33, can implement the family planning policy.
34. Increase hospital income and promote medical development.
35. Cool clothes that minors yearn for must be a must.
36. A crash product of hoarse magnetic voice
37. ashtray manufacturers never worry about bankruptcy, and neither do lighter factories.
38. Internet access is crucial. Without it, you can't surf the Internet at all.
You can learn some philosophy of life from tobacco advertisements printed with "Smoking is harmful to health"
40. Smoking can increase at least one body language and place more POSS.
4 1, smoking should be lit with props, so that you can play a lot of tricks with Zippo or fire materials and increase the fun of life. Psychological happiness is far more important than physical happiness.
Smoking can show your identity. If you have money, you will smoke Chinese every day. Smoke cigars every day when you have the goods.
The most important reason is that our great Chairman Mao smokes. You can learn from him.
44. Smoking can prevent your hands from being misplaced. (Generally, it depends on how your LP asks you if you are allowed to keep it around, hehe ~ ~)
45. Smoking can enhance sexual function (because smoking brings energy, sometimes it is counterproductive).
Smoking can increase national tax revenue.
47. Smoking can ensure that workers in cigarette factories will not be laid off and increase the employment rate.
Smoking can enhance the relationship between people. (smoking)
49. Smoking helps to think. It varies from person to person, as smokers say. )
In the cold winter, smoking can keep warm.
5 1. When drinking, smoking can adjust the atmosphere and relieve hangover.
52. Smoking can be used as a substitute for detoxification.
It is said that tar produced by smoking can keep poisonous snakes away.
Smoking can test whether the indoor smoke alarm works (you can also enjoy a free shower if you want to take a shower).
Smokers can use cigarettes to reward others for completing your work (Big Brother in Peacock earns a lot).
56. Smoking can help you understand geography and culture. Culture of cigarette factories and cigarette cases in different places.
Smoking can increase your knowledge, for example: KENT = Kiss Ever Never Teach! Wait a minute.
58. Smoking a certain kind of cigarette (such as the red dragon in Wuhan) can prolong life (according to records, most of the long-lived elderly people in Shiyan smoke this kind of cigarette).
59. If you smoke when you have a cold and a stuffy nose, you can take a breath.
60. Tobacco and its ashes can stop bleeding.
6 1. Go on an outing with lp in summer, and smoking can help LP repel mosquitoes when enjoying the cool at night!
62. Smoking is bound to bring fire. In case of an accident, don't drill wood to make a fire!
63. Light a cigarette during the Spring Festival and set off fireworks with LP!
64. When you meet LM flirting with LP, you can pretend to be the boss with a crooked cigarette (scare LM away)!
65. Smoking more will make your voice sound like Yang Kun and Adu, and satisfy the desire of LP idolization!
66. Smoking will make you look mature and satisfy LP's desire for mature men!
67, women smoking will appear elegant, confused, uncertain, not easy to be seen through by men!
68. Women smoking will encourage LG to buy new clothes often! (Always hot holes)
69. When watching "The Same Song", smoking can save light sticks (just light a few cigarettes)!
After 70 ML, smoking is the most effective means to relieve fatigue! (Try it if you don't believe me)
7 1. Smoking makes ladies (even angels) look ambiguous (a little potato angel smokes like LM).
72. It is easy for a lady to find a one-night stand when she smokes. When she squinted at a cigarette in the bar, she looked very * * *.
73. Smoking can help you find the feeling of being immortal. A cigarette after a meal is better than a living fairy. You don't have to envy your fairy sister. )
74. Hang on 1 19 You can call a fire truck if you smoke.
75. Smoking is good. If you want to become sworn, lick your blood with any fish or beans, even if there is no fragrance, three cigarettes can get it.
76. Smoking is better for world-weary people, which will shorten their life span.
77. Smoking can establish your prestige, make people afraid of you and stay away from your speech (for fear of being overwhelmed by your bad breath).
78. Smoking can let you know a lot about hypertension, hyperlipidemia, cerebral thrombosis, gastric ulcer, heart disease and other medical knowledge and various drugs (who can avoid getting sick? )
79. Smoking sometimes attracts PLMM's attention and takes the initiative to strike up a conversation (hey! You put out your cigarette.
80. Smoking while surfing the Internet, non-LCD monitors will not irritate eyes, and PLMM is also very hazy.
8 1, go to the park and wait for a date with MM. When bored, light a cigarette to let the ants know what cruelty is.
82. When fishing, it is more comfortable to smoke a cigarette, and you can also smoke angelfish.
83. You can also smoke, drive a tractor as a sports car and experience the feeling of smoking at high speed.
84. After smoking, pull out your hair and burn it, and you can feel the taste of game (like what firebird) you haven't eaten for a long time.
When you feel scared in Bai Sensen's room, smoking more can turn it into warm milky white.
86. When smoking, farting and spitting in the street, you can do a social survey by the way to see if there are any problems in urban sanitation equipment and management.
87. On a desert island, when encountering difficulties, cigarettes lit weeds and sent out SOS signals.
88. Building a harmonious society, investigating the issues concerning agriculture, countryside and farmers, and having a cigarette with the old peasants can bring the relationship between the party and the masses closer.
89. After smoking, you can buy some beautiful handicrafts (ashtrays and lighters) at home.
90. After smoking, I increased the good habit of collecting cigarette cases and smoking sets.
9 1. After smoking, if you have a conflict with your girlfriend, you can use a cigarette to introspect and burn it on your wrist, and remember it all your life.
The most important reason is that our great Chairman Mao smokes. You can learn from him.
93. Smoking and smoking can close the relationship with children.
94. At a friend's wedding, there is a program to tease the bride and groom. Cigarettes are indispensable props.
95. Lighting a cigarette for a guest at a wedding is an indispensable ceremony.
96. A cigarette is the best way to apologize to friends who haven't talked for a long time.
97. How can you deeply understand the concepts of nicotine, nicotine and tar without smoking?
98. If you forget to bring paper to the toilet, you can solve it with a cigarette case.
99. Underage smoking will attract the attention of divorced parents.
100, students smoking can attract teachers' attention and even make adulterous fathers happy (you can urge beautiful teachers to visit at home).
10 1. The most romantic thing about smoking is that she will often think of your faint tobacco smell.
102, smoking can also become famous overnight, throwing a cigarette butt caused a fire in Daxing' anling.
103, smoking won't make you feel that "people are separated and the team is not easy to bring". When there is a shortage of cigarettes, everyone smokes a cigarette together, which is very United.
104, when it is difficult, everyone smokes, hands out cigarettes and listens to MM's beautiful songs. Even in Shangganling, there is a yearning.
105. When I have difficulties, I will smoke while handing out cigarettes and listen to the accordion sound of anxiety. Even in cold Siberia, you will be as hopeful as Paul for a noble cause.
106, smoking a pipe can make you look like a leader like Stalin.
107. If you smoke for a long time, you can use your eyes, nose, ears and other parts to smoke, and you can apply for the Guinness Book of Records.
108, smoking while driving can attract * * * and bring you closer to your idol.
109. Smokers can also play poker with cigarettes.
1 10, go to Emei Mountain to see monkeys. Smokers can tease monkeys with cigarettes and watch funny pictures of them smoking.
1 1 1. Smokers can also play tricks on people by setting off firecrackers in cigarettes (the boss was teased in Peacock).
1 12, I have just smoked a few cigarettes, and I am sure to find inspiration (solving clues, making decisions, etc.). ).
1 13, when you are down and out, crouch in the corner at night, pick up a cigarette, and don't let others hit you by bike.
1 14. When you are depressed, smoking in the corner of the bar will not be recognized and disturb you.
1 15. Have a cigarette when you are sad, and others won't find you weak when you cry.
1 16. Smoke a cigarette and cough twice when you are moved. Even if tears come down, people won't think you are too emotional.
1 17, having nothing to do, smoking a cigarette, becomes the magic that makes PLMM happy.
1 18, if you meet a leader who smokes, give a gift to Greater China during the Spring Festival. Who will give that stupid brain platinum?
How can you feel the pain of cancer patients without smoking?
120, I went to work in the cold winter morning, my bike was frozen, and I had nothing to smoke. The lighter was baked, and it was done.
12 1, want to cheat, it's okay, LP can't smell her perfume at all, it's all smoke.
122, I met a broken movie I didn't like at the cinema and smoked a cigarette. The administrator immediately kicked me out, even if LP didn't want to leave.
123, I was hungry and lying in bed after self-study in the evening. My buddy in his room wanted to smoke in the middle of the night, so he went to our bookshelf to get cigarettes, right! The midnight snack is solved.
124, smoking a lot, and the handicrafts made by LP cigarette cases are all at home, beautiful!
125, MM who doesn't smoke is lovelorn and wants me to smoke. Maybe my chance has come!
126. A Chinese Odyssey. If the Supreme Treasure smokes, he can just put a cigarette in Tang Priest's mouth to avoid listening to his nagging.
127, MM If you smoke, you will be robbed by smokers, so I'll give you a cigarette. Why let him rob you ~ ~ ~
128, smokers will definitely not attract bedbugs, lice, fleas, etc.
129, smoking can enhance patriotism (smoking domestic cigarettes, greater China, Shilin)
130, due to smoking, with the improvement of smoking products, progress has profoundly realized that science and technology are the primary productive forces.
13 1. Due to smoking, with the change of tobacco products, Scientific Outlook on Development was further established.
132, because of smoking, watching the ups and downs of the brand, I deeply understand that development is the last word.
133, because of smoking, I deeply understand Theory of Three Represents.
134, representing the needs of productivity development (to produce, you must improve your sexual ability and smoke),
135, representing the direction of advanced culture ("immortal" culture, smoking can achieve ecstasy),
136, representing the interests of the people (there are a considerable number of employees in the tobacco industry).
137, smoking a cigarette and burning the midnight oil won't make you fall asleep (it will burn your hand sooner or later)
138, smoking cessation in public places, smokers have the opportunity to exercise endurance.
140, stars smoking cigarettes, fans telling their stories in the world of mortals, can make people feel vicissitudes.
14 1. Thinking of misty clouds after smoking can help you get rid of lovelorn and forget the past.
142, smokers can also burn the ass of the donkey with cigarettes, which will make the donkey trip.
143, smoking will make you more prone to cancer (such as lung cancer vocal cords, throat, throat, mouth, food passage, bladder anus,)
144, accelerate death and reduce the pain of living on the earth.
145, yes, it can cause high blood pressure and stroke. Let your family take care of you and see different nurses every day.
146. Smoking can cause gastric ulcer, so that smokers can directly absorb nutrition without eating junk food.
147, smoking can cause heart disease and make smokers die at any time, which is more exciting than playing mobile games.
148, you can smoke in the "no-smoking area" and fight the law.
149, let non-smokers look at you with annoying eyes and become "big shots"
150, you can throw cigarette butts anywhere and give more to the government 1500 yuan.
15 1, increase the monthly washing fee, reduce the savings, work hard all your life, and don't have to enjoy your old age.
152, black oil appears in the lungs after death, which is more special.
153, I accidentally fell asleep while smoking, which increased the chance of fire at home and bought all the furniture again.
154, yellow and black fingers, no need to apply nail polish.
155. Smoking can lead to infertility and reduce the pain during childbirth.
156. In case of unfortunate pregnancy, smoking will increase the chance of miscarriage.
157. If you can't have an abortion unfortunately, increasing the number of smokers will make your child a k-fetus, or it will be easier to get harelip. Children with rabbit lips are cute, just like rabbits.
158, multiple abortions can lead to infertility.
159, if you take cigarettes and birth control pills at the same time in a short time, you can increase the chances of stroke and heart disease, and let your partner next to you take care of you for life.
160, if you are lucky enough to die of heart disease, you can let your other half find a better woman to live in the next life, and you can't say that you have a mistress.
16 1, because drinking alcohol at the same time makes the body smell, which can make the body more masculine.
162, can reduce the number of sperm, so that girlfriends will not get pregnant because of sexual behavior, but they should be responsible.
163, smoking for a long time leads to terminal diseases such as cancer, and you can't work, so you can eat soft food properly.
164, smoking can cause cataracts or blindness, so that you can see the pigs in the world again.
165. Long-term smoking will lead to "things" that other men can't do.
166, don't have sex with women who don't smoke, reduce the cost of washing cigarettes and increase the cost of buying cigarettes.
167, smoking and chatting with friends after school.
168, let teachers and subject directors check you regularly, and teachers will remember themselves after graduation.
169. If you are found to be hiding cigarettes, you can add shortcomings to your report card, more than others.
170, let your child smoke secondhand smoke every day, let him get lung cancer early and die early, without your care.
17 1, so that parents at home can die at an early date without living expenses.
172, so that people standing by can play the role of "secondhand smoke" with nothing to do.
173, stay young forever: because you are young, you will die;
174, preventing thieves at night: I always cough when I sleep at night, and thieves think that you are awake and dare not come in;
175, mosquito repellent in summer: you are always smoky, and mosquitoes certainly dare not approach;
176, to prevent dogs from biting: smoking every day, even coughing and wheezing, dogs think you are going to pick bricks and dare not bite you;
177, convenient for picking up girls: nowadays, little girls don't like cool guys with long hair and small cigarettes in their mouths;
178, ash can cure beriberi.
179, smokers are always young; Because smokers get pneumonia and die young.
Smoking is to show off. Some people smoke to show themselves to others. Take out a box of beautifully decorated high-grade cigarettes, take out a delicate lighter, click a cigarette and have a brand-name cigarette to make yourself happy.
18 1, emotional smoking increases with social interaction. When we meet for the first time, offering a cigarette to show respect and courtesy to others can shorten the distance between hearts.
182, gregarious, influenced by colleagues and partners, imitating their behavior. Some people think that smokers are generally gregarious and there are few eccentric people.
183, smoking for inspiration. Mark Twain said: Almost all writers are "addicts". Artists and writers who love cigarettes all their lives are just like stars. Inspired by the misty smoke, they created a series of artistic treasures and masterpieces handed down from generation to generation.
184, smoking enjoys a "fragrant" taste. Because cigarettes are fragrant and delicious, smokers can enjoy this delicious taste.
185, smoking can adjust people's mood. Smoking solves the problem.
186 can kill time. Cigarettes are like life partners. Smokers often unconsciously take out their cigarettes and light them to kill boring time.
187, dispelling cold, especially in winter, has obvious effect.
188, repel mosquitoes and avoid bites.
189, ease the embarrassing situation.
190, the only light, in the dark without electricity.
19 1, covering up the smell of the room.
192, cut tobacco can stop bleeding.
193, soot can be used as medicine.
194, smokers are more likely to be targeted by snipers during combat.
195, longevity, there is a factual basis, do not believe you:
196, Lin Biao didn't smoke or drink, only lived to be 63 years old;
197, Zhou Enlai only drank and didn't smoke, and lived for 73 years;
198, Mao Zedong only smoked and didn't drink, and lived to be 83 years old;
199, Deng Xiaoping smoked and drank, and lived for 93 years;
200, and the old general Zhang Xueliang came to eat, drink and gamble, and lived 103 years old. ...
Hehe, although smoking has many advantages, I still advise you not to smoke. After all, the disadvantages outweigh the advantages.
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Am I easy? I came up with 200 benefits! ! Reward yourself with a China cigarette. . .