A certain stereo company advertisement---"One call, four responses!"
A certain dumpling store advertisement --- "Anything goes!"
A certain lime factory advertisement --- "Start from nothing!"
A certain pawn store advertisement - "Well deserved!"
A certain hat company advertisement - "Take a hat for a hat!"
A certain barbershop advertisement - "A dime a dozen!"
A certain drugstore advertisement - "Ask for it!"
A certain Quit Smoking Association advertisement --- "Never ask a smoking woman to be your friend, unless you're willing to kiss an ashtray!"
A certain typewriter advertisement --- "Don't fight without a fight!"
A certain eyeglass store advertisement --- "The eyes are the windows of the soul, to protect your soul, put glass in your windows."
A perfume company advertisement --- "Our new product is extremely attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with the bottle."
An advertisement for a no-smoking public ****ing place - "To keep the carpet free of holes and your lungs free of holes, please don't smoke."
A certain highway traffic advertisement - "If your car can swim, drive as straight as you can without braking."
A new book advertisement - "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and the object of his desire is the heroine depicted in this novel!"
A certain car showroom advertisement - "Always let your driver's license expire before you do."
A certain traffic safety advertisement --- "Remember, God is not perfect; He has spare parts for cars, but not for people."
A cosmetic advertisement - "Get off the 'spot' before it's too late, and please don't keep the 'pimple'. "
A certain washing machine advertisement - "Idle wives and mothers!"
A certain sour juice drink advertisement --- "A little goodbye is sour, a reunion is sweet."
A certain printing company advertisement---"Printing everything except banknotes."