Smoking Asma, office card
Smoking Red Double Happiness, treating yourself
Smoking Red Pagoda Mountain, car transportation to and from work
Smoking Three Fives, eating, drinking, whoring, gambling and dancing
Smoking Hibiscus King, foot bath and sauna and bed
Smoking Dazhonghua, whatever you want
This is the first time that I've ever seen the world's most popular brand of cigarettes and cigarettes in the world.
Between you and me
In the morning you say I say you,
In the middle of the day you eat me,
In the afternoon you win me,
In the evening you hug me,
In the evening you hug me,
It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.
The Big Mouth Song
How big is the big mouth? It can swallow a feast.
The gold spices are 100,000 dollars, but the belly is worth more than the price of gold.
How big is the mouth? The Three Gorges Project can swallow it.
Annual breakthrough of 100 billion yuan, the belly has not built a dam.
How big is the big mouth? The national education can be swallowed.
Children and teenagers are the future, the belly regardless of books and paintings.
How big is the mouth? Is it possible that the country can swallow it?
If the country is really swallowed, can the mountains and rivers be digested?
Great unity
One billion people, nine hundred million merchants,
Together we can cheat the central government;
One billion people, nine hundred million gamblers,
One hundred million people are dancing;
One billion people, nine hundred million people are crazy,
One hundred million people are practicing qigong;
One billion people, nine hundred million people are sad,
One hundred million people are blind.
Silicone, one hundred million people, one hundred million people are blind.
Silicone, one hundred million people are blind.
Silicone, one hundred million people are blind.
Silicon Valley Engineer's March
On entering Silicon Valley, my eyes glazed over. Used old cars, east and west.
In my early thirties, I had a lot of gray hair. A four-foot workshop, running the gauntlet.
Colorful screens, keyboards. I've been working hard every day.
The evening of the seventh day of the month, the cowherd, the weaver's daughter is hard to find. The stock market is in a doldrums.
We have no choice but to jump.
Early 80's Jargon
Born to starve, school was closed, graduation was in the countryside, and I came back to the countryside without a job.......
Age is a treasure, diploma is not a must, backstage is the most important, virtue is the most important, and talent is the reference.
Seventeen eighteen (this sentence is forgotten) Twenty-seven eighty-eight stayed at home, thirty-seven eighty-eight waiting for promotion
Forty-seven eighty-eight exhausted for nothing Fifty-seven eighty-eight ready to go home Sixty-seven eighty-eight planting trees and flowers ......
Early 1990s Jargon
Rich in the seaside, rich in the street, poor in work, and poor in the border
Poor in the border
These are the most important things in the world.
Provincial cadres are busy going abroad, county cadres are busy eating and drinking, and township cadres are busy gambling
Commercialization of higher education, commercialization of professors and lecturers, commoditization of intellectual labor, and shopping malls on university campuses
It is better to engage in missiles than to sell tea eggs, and it is better to hold a scalpel than a razor
One of the city's monsoon winds
In the eyes of a Beijinger, outsiders are subordinates. are all subordinates,
Shanghai people's eyes: outsiders are all country bumpkins,
Guangzhou people's eyes: outsiders are all northerners.
City Monsoon No. 2
No Beijinger dares not say,
No Shanghaier dares not go abroad,
No Guangzhouer dares not earn.
City Monsoon No. 3
Beijing is the only place where you know that you are small,
Northeast is the only place where you know that you are timid,
Shanghai is the only place where you know that the building is small,
Shenzhen is the only place where you know that the money is small,
Being in the box is the only place where you know that your wife is old.
Marriage
Married a hero in the 50s,
Married a poor peasant in the 60s,
Married a soldier in the 70s,
Married a diploma in the 80s,
Married Everest in the 90s (a tall man).
Divorce
Divorce in the 50s,
Mostly arranged marriages.
Divorces in the 60s,
mostly class composition.
Divorces in the 1970s,
mostly for reasons of line.
Divorces in the 80s,
are of all shapes and sizes.
The ballad
No business, no job, a happy wind, a young man
No tax, no food, just a bed to work
No black, no white, when you need it
No effort, no brain, no money, good food, good clothes
No child, no boy, no birth control
No noise, no pollution, no equipment, development
This is the first time that I've seen the world's most popular movie.
Blessed with money to spend, we are not afraid of the challenges of the market
The Ballad of the Times
The 50's for the heart,
The 60's for the red heart,
The 70's for the loyalty,
The 80's for the conscience,
The 90's for the love.
Handshake song (male and female version)
Holding the wife's hand is like holding the right hand with the left. Holding a lady's hand is like going back to 18 or 19.
Holding the hand of the secretary, straight to the embrace ah embrace. I'm sorry that I didn't get started when I held the hand of my female classmate!
Holding the hand of the lover, sweet and sour all have ！！！！
"Fear" song
Bamboo shoots are afraid of peeling, meat is afraid of cutting, the operation is afraid of reaching out, not afraid of the tax office to tax, for fear of all come to the charge;
Men are afraid of chaos, women are afraid of cheap, husband and wife are afraid of changing their hearts, not afraid of the family does not have the money, afraid of extramarital love;
Phase is afraid of pretending Goods are afraid of false, customers are afraid of the
They are not the only ones who are afraid of the fake goods.
They are not afraid of the dirty movies.
They are not afraid of the messy beds.
They are not afraid of the black drugs.
They are not afraid of the expensive drugs.
They are not afraid of the medical expenses.