A: Hare~~
Q: Wrong~! The tortoise is a very fast tortoise, and it's a very fast tortoise.
Q: The rabbit is not satisfied with the situation, so it races with a tortoise wearing sunglasses again, and who wins this time?
A: Uh-huh. Hare it
Q: Wrong~~! That turtle took his sunglasses off, too! It's that fast running turtle again just now Oh ^O^
Q; What kind of rat walks on two feet?
A; Mickey Mouse.
Q; What duck walks on two feet?
A: The Pond Duck.
Q: Wrong la, all ducks walk on two feet!
Q: What do African cannibal chiefs eat?
A: People!
Q: So one day the chief got sick and the doctor told him he had to be a vegetarian, so what did he eat?
A: Eat vegetarians! ~~
Please ask an old hen plus an old rooster to guess three words ～～～～～～～～～～～
2 chickens
And then ask an old hen plus an old rooster to guess 5 words ～～～～～～～～～～～
Or 2 chickens
Then ask an old hen plus an old rooster to guess 7 words ～～～～～～～～～～ ～～～～
Dumbass, it's 2 chickens
1. Why is the mouse in the cartoon Cat and Mouse better than the cat?
A: The mouse must have eaten spinach. (Popeye Blood Splatter ......)
Because the cartoon was written by a mouse. (Cat Blood Splash ......)
2. Why is it said that "a tiger's ass can't be touched"?
A: Because if you touch a tiger's butt, its tail will flap, and it will throw one's hand to the ground, which is very painful.
The tiger's butt is too big.
Touching a tiger's butt is uncivilized. (人间自有正气长存......)
3. How about keeping mosquitoes from biting us?
Answer: Hire a nanny to stand guard at the door. (Nanny blood splattering ......)
Paint some oil on your body and the mosquitoes stomp on it and it slips off.
Put some glue on the body and it sticks the mosquitoes to it.
Play Lullaby and the mosquitoes go to sleep and won't bite.
4. Why do crabs spit bubbles?
A: The crab is hot and sweating.
It is hungry and is drooling.
5. Why are there no dinosaurs now?
A: A very big earthquake wiped out the dinosaurs.
The dinosaurs went to make movies. (...... originally.)
6: Why does the white rabbit love radishes?
A: Because it has red eyes.
The radish is nutritious.
Because the white rabbit can't afford meat. (The white rabbit spilled blood ......)
7. What does the giraffe's long neck do?
A: It allows it to see its best friends.
A long neck looks good on a gold necklace. (......)
This allows it to peek at the farmer planting vegetables.
8. What will the fish do if there is no more water in the sea one day?
Answer: let the water from the creek flow into the ocean, and then put some salt into it and it will become the ocean. (Understand the difference between sea water and fresh water ah!)
Tell the fish to learn to breathe on land. (Animals are sauced to evolve ......)
9. What is the purpose of a bird's tail?
A: It can cover the butt. (Covering for shyness ah ......)
Spreading it out when dancing is very nice.
10: What is the purpose of a squirrel's tail?
A: As a quilt cover.
When a parachute.
Can sweep the floor.
As a pillow.
1:
Q:When did man have two mouths?
A:When there are two people,hehe
Q:Two people fell into a trap,the dead one is called the dead one,what is the living one called?
A:Call it help,haha
2:
Q:Why do people go to bed?
A:Because beds don't walk to themselves!
3:
Q:The last thing you want to happen to a roast
A:The meat pretends to be cooked with you.
One
Black, White, Yellow, and Red are on an airplane ride.
The answer is: white
Because: white rabbit (vomit)
Two
A group of animals after the party, rushed into the "family" convenience store to buy things because of too much noise, the result is that the clerk was beaten out, but the only one left the sheep in the store, may I ask why?
Because:
The store is open 24 hours a day!
1. Why are silkworms rich?
2. Why didn't the white rabbit marry the zebra? ==>Because the rabbit's mother said that tattoos are not good
3. When can Taiwan be reunited? ==>When you buy instant noodles (统一方便面)
4. What line does the monkey dislike? ==>Parallel lines (because they don't intersect <bananas>)
5. Chocolate and tomatoes fight, why does chocolate win?
6. What happens when a shark eats a green bean? ==What happens when a shark eats a green bean? ==>Cotton swabs
8. How did Lin Daiyu die? ==>Fell to her death (the sky fell a sister Lin)
9. A pig said: "Come on ah", playing a food? ==>Chocolate
10. potato stabbed the bun fatal knife, how? ==>It turned into a bean paste (kill) bag
11. What animal loves to stick on the wall? ==>Seals
12. Why do foxes often fall? ==>Because foxes are very cunning (slippery feet)
13. 4 people were playing mahjong in the house, why did the police come and take away 5 people ==>Because the people they were playing with were called "mahjong"
14. When do you like to drink sodas? ==>When you're lonely (when you're lonely you think about soda)
15. What happened to an egg that went to a teahouse for tea? ==>It turned into a tea egg
16. There was a buck, it walked, walked faster and faster, finally how?
16. There was a buck that walked faster and faster, and what happened?