Cold Maple Online - Registry Repair [Answer]: turn into a moth
262, Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, the moment he pulled out his pockets, some of the pockets of the bar matchboxes, not won the lottery tickets, as well as photos of old lovers, are scattered all over the place. In a moment of panic, he covers something with both hands to avoid a fight. May I ask, what would he cover up?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: to cover his wife's eyes
263, if you have a hen that lays golden eggs, what should you do?
Chill Maple Online - Fun Games [Answer]: Slap yourself and stop dreaming
264, Xiao Ming writes letters to his girlfriend every day, *** sends seven, but his girlfriend, Jenny, receives only one letter a day, why?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: because Xiao Ming has seven girlfriends
265, What kind of person works only one day a year?
hopefly.com[answer]: Santa Claus
266, What valuable thing is most likely to disappear?
Cold Maple Online [answer]: rockets are very expensive, no wings but they can fly
267, what kind of photo, you can not see the photo is who?
Chill Maple Online [Answer]: x-ray film
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268, Lin Laosheng had an artificial heart replaced after a major operation. After she got well, her girlfriend immediately broke up with her, why is that?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: didn't really love her
269, black chickens are great or white chickens are great? Why?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: Black chickens are powerful and can lay white eggs, white chickens can't lay black eggs.
270、Mr. Zhang can't cook, but there is one dish he is particularly good at, what is it?
Cold Maple Online [answer]: fried squid
271, an airplane full of people, falling from 10,000 meters above the ground and crashed, why is it that there is no one injured?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: Because they were all dead
272: What is a product whose manufacture date and expiration date are the same day?
Chill Maple Online [Answer]: Newspaper (daily newspaper)
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273、If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?
Cold Maple Online [answer]: Excuse me, is this the Earth?
274、Which kind of contest, the winners don't get prizes, but the losers get prizes?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: Drinking
275, almost everything in the world will melt when heated, but there is one thing that will solidify when heated, may I ask what is it?
Cold Maple Online[Answer]: Eggs
276、Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time, why did the chicken die and the goose did not die?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: It was a penguin
277、What is the English word most people like to hear?
hopefly.com[Answer]: CD; Music counts right
278: What word is common all over the world?
chillfonline-feeding-friends-goods [answer]: Arabic numerals
279: What was the fastest person in ancient times?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: Cao Cao, of course, because speak of Cao Cao is here.
280, a man was chased by the tiger, suddenly there is a big river in front of him, he can not swim, but he passed, why?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: He was fainted
281, Ali Baba's story is the East or the West?
Small West Lake Hotline (www.HaoDongDong.com) [Answer]: neither, it's a nightmare ?
282: Why did Xiao Gao buy two books with the same content at the same time?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: Give it away
283, What can air conditioners be used for besides cooling? (In the air conditioning as a "writing desk" use is not the answer)
Cold maple online [answer]: used to warm up
284, when the children can meet side by side?
www.hopefly.com[answer]: among the word "good"
285, Adam and Eve married the biggest regret?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: no one to drink the wedding wine
286, there is a prisoner, was arrested to the police station, and was locked up in isolation to a very well sealed small cell, in the absence of possible outsiders to enter the situation, the next morning, the cell actually more than a man! Why is this?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: It was a pregnant female prisoner who gave birth to a little boy
287. There is a great website that offers online TV, online radio, music, MTV, etc., so why is it that so few people go to it?
Cold Maple Online [answer]: because too few people know about it (online video: www.HaoDongDong.com).
288: Why doesn't Dongdong spit out bones when he eats chicken?
Chill Maple Online [Answer]: Dongdong is a dog
289, May I ask: Are there more uphill or downhill roads in the mountain city of Chongqing?
Cold Maple Online[Answer]: as much
290、Please ask: How many would you get if you divide 18 into two equal parts but not 9?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: 10 (divided horizontally from the center)
291、What do farmers, workers, soldiers, and scientists depend on for food?
Online video www.HaoDongDong.com [Answer]: mouth
292, the city opened a new hospital, advanced equipment, excellent service. But the strange thing is: here is a patient are not admitted, this is why? (This question has been found to be duplicated, waiting for replacement.)
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: Veterinary Hospital
293, Lao Liu went to the movies half an hour late because of something, and did not expect to come to the cinema even half a person did not see, why?
hopefly.51.net/sharp/[Answer]: There is no such thing as half a person in the world, it's the whole thing!
294, what we keep eating, but never eat enough?
Cold Maple Online [answer]: air
295, what is money but can not buy things?
Cold maple online [answer]: paper money
296, what kind of disease doctors can not cure?
Cold Maple Online [answer]: heart disease
297, Ah Yong always do things in a delayed manner, but the higher authorities always recognize him, this is why?
www.hopefly.com[answer]: Ah Yong is a mason!
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298, there is a death row inmates, in the execution of two shots are not yet dead, waiting for the third shot to die, why?
www.hopefly.com[answer]: He was wearing three-shot underwear inside!
299, Which month has twenty-eight days?
Cold Maple Online[Answer]: There are 28 days in every month
300, the train takes 6 hours to travel from Beijing to Shanghai, after traveling for 3 hours, where should the train be?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: on the railroad tracks
301、What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: Confucius held his son by his side, while Mencius held his son on his head.
302: What kind of person is least afraid of the cold?
Chill Maple Online [Answer]: the snowman
303、Small Ming brought 100 yuan to buy a 75 yuan thing, but the boss only found 5 dollars for him, why?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: He gave the boss 80 dollars
304, There is a really great website that offers online TV, online radio, music, MTV, etc., why is it that so few people go to it?
Cold Maple Online [answer]: because too few people know about it (online video: www.HaoDongDong.com).
305, Put eggs into a basket and assume that the number of eggs in the basket increases by a factor of 1 every minute, so that after 12 minutes, the basket is full. At what point, then, is the basket half full of eggs?
hopefly.51.net/newtest/[Answer]: 11 minutes
306、Small Li often socialize and socialize because of his work, although he comes home early every day, but his wife still complains. Why?
Chill Maple Online [Answer]: He comes home at 4 o'clock in the morning
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307: A dog always does not take a bath, why does not it have lice?
Chill Maple Online [Answer]: Dogs only give birth to puppies
308: What kind of chicken doesn't have wings?
Chill Maple Online[Answer]: field fowls
309、Why does the roof of the neighbor's house, Lao Li's house, sometimes leak and sometimes not
Chill Maple Online[Answer]: it leaks in the rain, but not when it doesn't rain
310、What kind of a gun shoots people away without hurting them?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: The hairpin snatch for the competition.
311、There is a sheep that eats half of the grass on the meadow in a year, ask how many years it will take for it to eat all the grass?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: It will never eat all the grass, because the grass will keep growing.
312, Mr. Wang went to the 16th floor to talk business, but he only took a ride up to the 8th floor and then climbed the stairs on foot, why?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: Mr. Wang is too short to press the elevator button for the 16th floor.
313, what breaks when you say its name?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: Silence
314: Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and also live on the same street, they always go to school together, but every day as soon as they leave the house one of them walks to the left, and one of them
walks to the right, what's going on?
hopefly.51.net/pic/[Answer]: Their doors are opposite each other
315: Do you know where the highest death rate in the world is?
Cold Maple Online [answer]: In bed.
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316, If it were possible to build a tunnel from the North Pole to the South Pole along a straight line, and we threw a small stone in at the North Pole end of the line,
How would the small stone move?
Cold Maple Online [Answer]: swing back and forth between the North and South Poles
317、How many new
years could be greeted by flying west at 1700 kilometers per hour around the Earth as the New Year's bells ring? Why?
www.hopefly.com[answer]: 24 new years can be celebrated. In 1884, scientists from various countries had agreed that the world is divided into 24 time zones according to longitude, and about 1700 kilometers is one time zone
318, the bag contains the balls except 2 are red balls, except 2 are yellow, and except 2 are blue, ask
How many balls are there in the bag ****?
www.hopefly.com[answer]: three balls
319, there is a snail climbing a wall sixty feet high, if it climbs five feet during the day but slides down three feet at night every day, ask how many days it will take it to
climb to the top of the wall?
Cold Maple Online [answer]: four