Funny Voice Dialog

"Dr. Wong and Dr. Green" - in Cantonese, it refers to a charlatan, a fake doctor, or a quack, and was originally written as "Dr. Wong and Dr. Luk". In Cantonese, "綠" and "六" have the same sound, so it becomes "Dr. Wong Luk" (黃綠醫生). Dr. Yellow and Green on the radio. Anyone who has lived in Guangzhou knows that many radio stations will broadcast medical lectures by Dr. Wong and Dr. Green in the dead of night. Most of the yellow and green doctors on the radio speak Cantonese, and the content of their lectures are all about STDs, Hepatitis B, infertility, and other difficult diseases. On the program, the yellow-green doctors are often omnipotent, not only with excellent medical skills, but also at low prices. Worst of all, the late-night program will also have "listeners" call up to consult and thank those yellow and green directors. Of course, the most fundamental purpose of the program is to advertise, and the yellow and green doctors always repeat the phone number and address of their hospitals, as well as their advanced equipment, on the program. The reason why this "Radio Dr. Yellow and Green" conversation is so funny is that the imitators have selected a few representative verbal cicadas of Dr. Yellow and Green for imitation, and reproduced Dr. Yellow and Green's guest scene in Gaozhou Cantonese in a staccato manner, which greatly aroused the people of Guangzhou's ****songs. The following is the netizen's translation: DJ: Hey, you learn it quickly and listen to it. MM: Ahem! Well ...... no, you must bring my emotions in first, you now pretend to call. DJ: Hello, Director Tang? Director Tang MM: Sir, may I ask your name? DJ: My surname is Liang. MM: Mr. Leung, how are you (well, here for should, need) thanking me. DJ: No, I (the situation) is like this, I originally have this disease, and then went to the hospital to see after ...... now well, I do not know what to do. MM: Hello thank me. In fact, you this disease, at this time can be cured, are in my expectations. Since you are now well, you do not slacken! You have to persevere! You come to our clinic and get two more doses of medicine. May I ask where you are? Which province, city and autonomous region are you in? DJ: Gaozhou MM: Gaozhou! Good! Now you get off from the Provincial Hospital Station, you take the two-two-five (225), get off at the Rainbow Bridge Station, (see) the traffic light in front of you, go straight ahead for 300 meters and turn left, there is one of our Guangzhou Hepatitis B @#$@#! (This paragraph is inarticulate) Come! Take a pen and a piece of paper and write down my phone number! DJ: I've got it. MM: is 020, 8318, 3, 189, is 020, 8318, 3189. you again remember my work cell phone, is 135, 315, 0, 0, 0! Good below to turn back to the host. (Laughs 。。。。。。) MM: There's no reason you couldn't have heard this last night, this is by far the radio DJ I admire the most, whoever calls he talks about this. Then he will also say, I can assure you, you in any one of the big hospitals, you absolutely no way to cure your hepatitis B, because, they do not have a good set of testing equipment. Our company introduced the original imported from France, the Asian Liver Disease Rehabilitation Center assigned to our center, what what treatment instrument. This therapeutic instrument, only seven sets in the world! It is the only one in China! This is the only one in China! This is the only one in Guangzhou Hepatitis B Liver Disease Rehabilitation Center! It only takes twenty minutes to get the results, and after the results are out, regardless of your course of treatment, medical fees and medication costs, as long as your virus count is below 30, it only takes two hundred and eighty dollars to cure, completely cure hepatitis B! Remember it only takes two hundred and eighty dollars to turn Hepatitis B completely around! We are doing this because of the state! It's because Hepatitis B disease is getting national attention! The State Council has given special instructions ...... something something as if it is for the needy families, the five guaranteed families, and even the families of laid-off workers! In order that they can be completely cured of this disease of hepatitis B, the doctors of our company, can be said to be day and night, every day this way for the treatment of patients. Mr. Liang, you do not exist again fluke mentality ah, Hepatitis B this cancer ...... DJ: cancer? Leaning! MM: Yeah, he's going to talk about it and then he's going to change Hepatitis B to "cancer" in a very logical way DJ: Shit! MM: If you ignore the seriousness of it, hepatitis B will turn into cirrhosis of the liver, liver rehydration ...... you don't hold on to the mentality of fluke ah, seventy percent of the world's hepatitis B patients are concentrated in Southeast Asia, seventy percent of the forty percent of the patients inside the patient in China, forty percent of the patients inside the thirty percent of the patient in us in Guangdong Province! Guangdong Province! Unfortunately, a lot of hepatitis B patients, they still have a fluke mentality of hepatitis B cancer, you have not thought of your death, your family, is how much of a blow to your friends, daily work, is how much of an impact it. Wow, really great this guy, I've been listening for four nights in a row now, hey can you ask this host to take me to see this doctor do his show next time? I really like him, his personal style is very prominent, he this hospital think this guy may be the old country to come, may be from childhood to the class is the teacher named out of the recitation of people ...... MM: Hey, you want to work? Come over ...... hurry up ...... come over ...... in Guangzhou radio, take the 810 road public **** car, get off at the Garden Hotel station, go straight, across the footbridge, come in our Esse Goose Guangzhou office of Biya Airlines. You take a pen, write down our office phone, is 020, 8762, 1101, is 020, 8762, 1, 1, 0, 1!