1. Let them rob it! This time do not do with the loser bitch ......
2. 618 shopping carnival eve, go to the kitchen to get the bowl, suddenly thought of a phenomenon. It seems that many people are afraid of ghosts when they go to the toilet, but do not think of ghosts when they go to the kitchen. Is this because everyone is a foodie?
3. 618 shopping carnival, spent a lot of silver ......
4. 618 shopping carnival transactions, can be equivalent to the GDP of some countries.
5. 365 days ago I said to myself, the next year must be chopped off the pair of The "impulsive" hand, the result in the quiet poop time accidentally opened the Jingdong, this want to buy, that also want to buy, and finally the whole shopping cart can not be loaded.
6. Youth asked the Zen master, "Master, 618 how to pass?" . Zen master hands gathered into the sleeves, smiled and did not say anything, youth I understand, you let me calm in my heart, hands on the sidelines. The Zen master said I am saying that the hands are chopped up there is nothing more to say.
7. This is a women go forward and back, men secretly shed tears ...... this day is really ...... not! Good! Pass!
8. I persuade my girlfriend to buy less, she is so back to me: money is gone can be earned again, things off the shelves are gone!
9. Immediately to 618, open your wife or girlfriend's cell phone, log on to Alipay, lose the wrong password three times. Then, the world is quiet.
10. Wake up in the morning, look at his wife did not sleep all night, apprehensively asked: robbed a night, wife you bought how much? Wife: five or six hundred it ~ husband: okay okay, there is progress! Wife: five or six hundred orders.
11. I drop the girl friend is a simple, bright woman, not pouring the country and not pouring the city, but can pour the family!
12. Always feel that these days old say their wives are losers pussy what, are deliberately show off the rich. The first is to show off your wife, the second is to show off your money, the third is to show off your both wife and money!
13.618 chopping finished ...... wait for this array over, I have to pack packing cabinet out something to a wave of blood.
14. long beautiful have begun to collect 6.18 gifts, I looked in the mirror, gave up. People are divided into two kinds, a kind of good-looking, a kind of ugly, I am sandwiched in the middle, belong to the good ugly!
15. Every chopper has a valuable car, shopping cart.
16. Every 618, there will be a sudden surge of two kinds of people, a kind of self-proclaimed chopping party, a kind of saying that the defeat of the bitch, the former is nothing more than show off the rich, the back of the most hateful: not only have a daughter-in-law, but also TM show off the rich!
17. Come on say how much money you spent on the 618 shopping spree?
18.618 Shopping Carnival, a very ordinary day, has now become part of the national holiday.
19. The annual 618 Shopping Carnival is over, partners are not defeated a lot?
20. Last night, I was afraid of my wife in the 6.18 wild brush and buy, then pulled her to accompany me to drink a catty of white wine, want her to go to bed early, I did not think I first drunk. This morning, I opened the computer to see, meow, this bitch drink after the courage ah....
21. My intention is a hero, I know that one day he will appear in a high-profile situation, wearing a golden armor, foot seven-color auspicious clouds, to empty my shopping cart.
22. immediately to 618, open your wife or girlfriend's cell phone, log in Alipay, lose the wrong password three times. Then, the world is quiet.
23. Husband: daughter-in-law, to discuss a matter. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it. Husband: don't take my money outside to raise men again, okay? Wife: I did not ah! Husband: the one called Ma Yun, you give less money?
24. The reporter interviewed passers-by on the street. Reporter: moncler, today 618, you are ready to online shopping? moncler outlet online: Oh, Russia said? In these years, it's so hard to find a companion! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get a good deal on this, but I'm sure I'll be able to. The first thing you need to do is to find a way to get the best out of your life, and you'll be able to do it in a way that's easy for you!
25.618 shopping carnival, a I do not feel how, but has begun to be a little interested in the holiday.
26.618 shopping spree, frozen beyond repair, my shopping cart is full, my husband's Taobao was also requisitioned by me.
27. "What should be most discounted on 618?" "Your hands!"
28. You do not buy things is also no money, buy things is also no money, that means buy things it does not want money ah! Do not want money why not buy!
29. Every chopper has a valuable car, shopping cart.
30. Every 618, there will be a sudden surge of two kinds of people, a kind of self-proclaimed chopping party, a kind of said the loser bitch, the former is nothing but show off the rich, the back of the most hateful: not only have a daughter-in-law, but also TM show off the rich!