II. Once I thought that as long as I ran hard forward, poverty and loneliness could not catch up with me. But who ever thought that what couldn't catch me was the hairline.
3. I grew up multi-talented. There is also a special instrument that can be taken, no matter what time, I retreat drums are the best!
4. There are a lot of unexpected things in this world, for example, you thought I would give an example, but I didn't.
V. When I went to the hospital for a checkup, the doctor took the labs and said, "Thanks for coming in on time." I breathed a long sigh of relief, and the doctor said with concern, "There won't be room in the morgue any later."
Six. In the middle of the night, I found a burglar in my house, stayed in bed and didn't dare to move, and I was looking forward to him searching my house for some money.
seven. Stop talking about ideals like meeting the right person at the best age, I just want to be at the best age, working for nothing, ready to wave and lay anywhere.
Eight. In fact, rich people are very low-profile, such as I ride a bicycle every day, who does not know that I have an electric car at home.
9. Raised a fish died. I don't want to be buried, I want to be cremated, who knows that the more this thing is roasted, the more fragrant, and then I bought a bottle of beer!10. You think that as long as you look pretty, there are boys like? Do you think that if you have money, the pretty girls will stick to you? You think you can get a good job just because you're a student? Let me tell you. These are all true!
XI. Lawyers want you to be sued, doctors want you to be sick, and car mechanics want your car to break down. Only thieves and insurance companies are the kindest, and they always want you to be glorified and safe.
XII. We can't stretch the length of life, but we can expand the width of life. I think this sentence makes so much sense! It means: although we can't grow taller, we can continue to gain weight.
Thirteen. The whole life is like pulling an airplane, sometimes you try really hard and all that comes out is a fart.
Fourteenth. The wish I made before the Spring Festival was to be rich, and after the Spring Festival it came true
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15. The most unfaithful thing in the world is money. I said I'd go out together, then it didn't come back with me; the most loyal is meat, grandma, how can I shake it off?
Sixteen. After the test on the answer, the last big question of the bully's answer was the same as mine, a sense of security came to life, while the bully was half unable to say a word.
XVII. My daily state is quite regular, the morning a look of no sleep, the afternoon a look of sleep, the evening a look of chicken blood, midnight a look of intestines are repentant.
Eighteen. From today onwards, as long as it is my friend, who has no money on the squeak with me, I can tell you how I spent the day without money.