Characters: Mission Secretary, Ai, Ling,
Scene: Classroom
Mission Secretary: Students, fellow students, comrades, compatriots, fellow...
This is the beginning of a skit. The same. The same whatsits! Please listen to me!
Three people: say it.
Missionary: Are you listening?
Three people: listen!
Missionary: really listen?
Three people: really!
Missionary: sure?
Three people: sure.
Missionary: no backtracking?
Three people: no regrets.
Missionary: you are serious? Did not lie to me?
Three people: you say no ah?
Missionary: Oh, I'll start talking! ---- What am I going to say coming?
The three fainted.
Team leader: ah ！！！！ Right!
The three sit up.
Legionary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The three fainted again.
Missionary: Okay, back to the point, you guys can't get drunk anymore! You must be self-improvement, self-advocacy, self, self, self. Good reform, boycott Japanese goods!
Siaoling: What is all this nonsense!
Regimental secretary: Xiaoling! Why are you sleeping in class?
Siau Ling: I'm sleepy, so I sleep!
Support: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Siau Ling: I want to! But the teacher wouldn't let me go!
Support: Can't you sleep after class?
Siaoling: I sleep after class too!
The group secretary: Then what do you do at night?
Siaoling: What do you do at night?
Missionary: Sleep!
Siau Ling: We have the same habit!
Missionary: What do you do besides sleeping?
Siau Ling: Something very important! ---- eat!
Legionary secretary: what about studying?
Siau Ling: I want to consult this question too!
Legionary secretary: students! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?
Siau Ling: Yeah!
Legionary advisor: can't you just sleep all night and all day?
Siau Ling faints.
Ai: Hahaha!
Legionnaire: Ai, why are you always playing games?
Ai: Psychological need!
Missionary: What's so fun about games? I don't care if you play after school! I despise those of you who play games, no skill at all! Tell you the teacher is very angry, the consequences are very serious!
Students, fellow students, comrades, with---
Three people: you just say it!
Legionary: with what guys!
Three people fainted.
Missionary: try to rise to the occasion!
Ai: No strength!
Regimental Secretary: abandon your bad habits!
Siau Ling: But they don't abandon me!
Missionary: come on, come on, let's use our energy together!
Three people get down: ugh!
The regimental secretary: fight the spirit, seize the time, let's ----
The class bell rings.
The regimental secretary: ---- dinner to go!
Three people: yay!
The group secretary: how can you do this ah? You do this to the party, to the country, to the people, to your old mother? Can you stand ------ me?
Small Ai if feeling: mom!
The group secretary: hey!
Small Ai: take advantage of me!
Missionary: purely by accident!
Siau Ling: Actually, I don't really want to sleep that much! Sleeping, just to escape reality! When I sleep, I can't see the teacher who is lecturing, I can't see my serious classmates, I don't have to think about anything, I don't have to think about anything! I also want to study, but always feel, want to rest
The other three applauded.
Ai: Seriously, I don't necessarily want to play games. It's because I feel so tired of studying and can't learn well, I just want to use games to paralyze myself! The more bitter I am, the more I play games, and I am the king of the game, which gives me temporary happiness, but the worse my grades are. The worse my grades get, the more bitter I get again!
The other three applauded.
The Legionnaire: I think I understand how you guys feel, you're walking into the shadows of your minds! That's why I want to pull you guys together! As a group secretary, it is my responsibility to help you! As a fellow student, I would prefer that those who have fallen behind return to the group!
Group secretary: good! Maybe you guys can't get used to it for a while, but I will always help you, guide you, and entice you!
Three: Huh?
The Legionnaire: No! Guide you all! Tempt you all!
Three people: hey?
Legionary: In a word, let's all work together!
Three people: fighting!
A few people a piece of hard work to study, help each other, under.
Small Ling: in the group secretary's help, I finally understand the 36,000 days, night and night when upholding the candle! My grades, finally appeared (take out the sign!) Excellent!
Small Ai: (Clip the book) Since I stopped playing games, easily pass the fourth grade, now I try to learn English, the goal: --- first!
League secretary: students, fellow students, comrades, the same ---- how all gone light? The same whatsits! You have finally become outstanding members of the League! To continue to work hard, never give up ah!
Three: Thanks! The same as the whatsits!
Curtain Call
Characters: Wang Han, Ou Di, Tian Yuan, Xiao Wu
Scene: Classroom
Wang Han: Students, students, comrades, compatriots, with. The same. The same whatsits! Please listen to me!
Three people: say it.
Wang Han: you listen to it or not?
Three people: listen!
Wang Han: really listen?
Three people: really!
Wang Han: sure?
Three people: sure.
Wang Han: no backtracking?
Three people: no regrets.
Wang Han: Are you serious? Not lying to me?
Three people: you say no ah?
Wang Han: Oh, I'll start talking! ---- What am I going to say coming?
The three fainted.
Wang Han: Ah ！！！！ Right!
The three sit up.
Wang Han: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The three fainted again.
Wang Han: Okay, back to the point, you guys can't get drunk anymore! You must be self-improvement, self-advocacy, self, self, self. Good reform, boycott Japanese goods!
Ou Di: What is all this mess!
Wang Han: Xiaoling! Why are you sleeping in class?
Ou Di: I'm sleepy, so I sleep!
Wang Han: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Ou Di: I want to! But the teacher won't let me go!
Wang Han: Can't you sleep after class?
Ou Di: I sleep after class too!
Wang Han: What do you do at night?
Ou Di: What do you do at night?
Wang Han: Sleep!
Ou Di: We have the same habit!
Wang Han: What do you do besides sleeping?
Ou Di: very important thing! ---- eat!
Wang Han: What about studying?
Ou Di: I want to consult this question too!
Wang Han: Classmate! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?
Ou Di: Yeah!
Wang Han: Can't you sleep all night and all day?
Ou Di faints.
Tian Yuan: hahaha!
Wang Han: Ai, why are you always playing games?
Tian Yuan: psychological need!
Wang Han: What's so fun about games? I don't care if you play after school! I despise those of you who play games, no skill at all! I'm telling you the teacher is angry and the consequences are serious!
Tian Yuan: Haha, you hang up again!
Wang Han: And you Xiao Wu!
Tian Yuan: there!
Wang Han: look at you a day, in addition to looking for girls to date, drink tea and walk, this achievement are you soaked in worth it?
Tian Yuan: Yes! The future no pretty ah! --- No pretty girl!
Wang Han: is the future no bright, - no light!
Classmates, fellow students, comrades, the same--
Three people: you just say it!
Wang Han: with what guys!
Three people fainted.
Wang Han: Burn our youth!
Tian Yuan: no matches!
Wang Han: Try to forge ahead!
Tian Yuan: no strength!
Wang Han: Ditch your bad habits!
Smallwood: it doesn't abandon me!
Wang Han: Come on, come on, let's use our energy together!
Three people get down: ugh!
Wang Han: fight the spirit, seize the time, let's ----
The bell rings.
Wang Han: ---- dinner to go!
Three people: yay!
Wang Han: How can you guys do this? You can afford the party, the country, the people, your mother like this? Can you stand up to ------ me?
Small Ai if feeling: mom!
Wang Han: hey!
Ou Di: take advantage of me!
Wang Han: Purely by accident! MUSIC!
(<Magic Wind> or something lyrical like that)
Tian Yuan: Actually, I don't really want to sleep that much! Sleep, just to escape reality! Sleeping, you can't see the lecturing teacher, can't see the serious classmates, don't have to think about anything, don't have to think about anything! I also want to study, but always feel, want to rest.
The other three applauded.
Ou Di: Seriously, I don't necessarily want to play games. It's because I feel so tired of learning and can't learn well, I just want to use games to paralyze myself! The more bitter I am, the more I play games, and I am the king of the game, which gives me temporary happiness, but the worse my grades are. The worse my grades get, the more bitter I get again!
The other three applauded.
Wu: Honestly, I do have a lot of longing for love. I want to experience the romance of the moon on the willow, people after dusk, but also to avoid studying and make excuses! Once you relax yourself, people are also lazy, more do not want to study.
Three people applauded.
Group leader: I think I understand your feelings, you are walking into the shadow of the mind! That's why I want to pull you guys together! As a group secretary, it is my responsibility to help you! As a fellow student, I would prefer that those who have fallen behind return to the group!
(Music stop!) Because we came to the same collective, from that day on, we are a family! (Music "Because we are a family")
Wang Han: Good! You may not be able to adapt for a while, but I will always be there to help you, guide you, and entice you!
Three: Huh?
Wang Han: No! Guide you all! Tempt you all!
Three people: hey?
Wang Han: In a word, let's work together!
Three people: fighting!
A few people a piece of hard work to learn, help each other, under.
Tian Yuan: in the group secretary's help, I finally understand the 36,000 days, night when the candle! My grades, finally appeared (take out the sign!) Excellent!
(Singing) I like the sweetness of the sour this is the real me, the door of the retake class will never come again, what a wonderful world, waiting for me to discover!
Ou Di: (clip the book) since I no longer play games, easily pass the fourth grade, now I try to learn English, the goal: - first!
(Singing) Oh hahi quickly stop playing games! Oh hahi quickly stop playing games! Repair the sign of the heavenly king, was kicked away by me!
Smallwood: The book is a book of Yan Ruyu. Or Yan Ruyu! Since the company of books, my empty heart was finally filled! I wave my sleeve and no longer take a retake order!
(Singing) I want to become the child in the fairy tale who tries so hard, no more retakes to study happily!
Tian Yuan: students, fellow students, comrades, the same ---- how all gone? The same whatsits! You have finally become outstanding members of the League! To continue to work hard, never give up ah!
Three people: thanks! With what guys!