Song Xiaobao Skit "Touching Porcelain" Lines

Lines are the words spoken by the characters in a theater performance. It is the main means used by the playwright to show the plot, portray the characters and reflect the theme. It is also a basic component of the composition of the script. The following is my compilation of Song Xiaobao sketch "touching porcelain" lines, just for reference, I hope it can help you.

Haiyan: Alas, mama, mama, mama, mama

Song: Aiya

Haiyan: I hit what?

Song: You hit someone!

Haiyan: I hit a person?

Song: not a man potato ah

Haiyan: not

Song: ah mom ah

Haiyan: not

Song: ah

Haiyan: I hit you where

Haiyan:

Haiyan: I hit you where

Haiyan:

Haiyan:

Haiyan: I hit you where?

Song: move ah move is a little bit of effort you help me to the bag you bring me over, quickly

Haiyan: ah I send you to the hospital

Song: the hospital do not go

Haiyan: ah not

Song: do not ah go to the hospital

Haiyan: what ah to the hospital

Haiyan: I went to the hospital have to take a look at the film?

Haiyan: Yes

Song: ah ah mama how'

Haiyan: you gave me a scare like this you still talk to ...... do not need to you fool

Song: do ah

Haiyan: you such a style of the law to punish you call the police

Song: report to the police what? What police You give me calm

Haiyan: I have to call the police I told you I can not cure you

Song: you give me calm ah ah mama ah so stubborn it calm

Haiyan: what are you playing with me I'm playing with you I ah

Song: what is the use of you call the police ah you call the police ah the whole of those useless Alarm is useless first stop talking okay ah ah ah mama ah (draw a line it) < /p>

Haiyan: I'm sorry to say that the police have not been able to help you, but I'm not sure if you're going to be able to help me.

Haiyan: What are you doing? What are you doing? I don't have any evidence,

Haiyan: I don't have any evidence

Song: That's right

Haiyan: I don't have any evidence,

Haiyan: I don't have any evidence,

Song: I don't have any evidence. You're just being a scoundrel, I'm telling you that the surveillance camera has captured everything clearly, everything is in the surveillance camera

Song: It's no use, oh my God, I said ah ah ah ah my legs are sore, ah ah ah, don't come over to anyone don't touch this line ah whoever crosses the line, I'll hit whoever you hear me, I'll tell you, I'm coming here today why I came to the mouth of this place, a few kilometers in the vicinity of the traffic post I've checked, only the video head of this post is broken, I have the evidence police, believe it, the police, the police, the police, the police are here, I'll tell you. I don't believe you, I'll suspend your license and lock you up for seven days.

Haiyan: What do you mean

Song: What do you mean, the money is not enough, you still have a few on the other side

Haiyan: I have a few, I'm unlucky

Song: bring it to me, bring it to me, don't delay, come on, come on

Haiyan: Give it to me

Song: It's not enough

Haiyan: Bitch

Song: I'm not enough

Haiyan: I'm sorry, you can't do anything about this. p>

Song: I can't even buy enough equipment for the speakers, and the speakers cost more than 300 for one speaker

Haiyan: What do you mean? You're a typical scoundrel, you're insatiable, what else do you want to do

Song: what do you want to do, do you have the money now or not

Haiyan: what do you want to do, I don't have the money now

Song: do you have the money or not

Haiyan: no

Song: no, I don't have the money or not, I don't know how to buy the speakers: I've got a POS machine here, we can swipe the card, we can swipe the card, and we can issue you an invoice. Hey, buddy, you're going stationery, you're going to the bathhouse

Haiyan: what invoice do you want, you tell me, I'll take it, I'll take it, you'll take it, you'll take it, you'll take it, you'll take it, you'll take it, you'll take it, I've got something else, I've got something urgent, how much do you want? The first thing you need to do is to find out how much money you need to pay for the case,

Damage, intimidation, medical expenses, food and beverage expenses,

The total amount is 10,000 yuan,

Haiyan: Don't push your luck,

Song: How do you want to,

Haiyan: You'll have to pay for it,

Haiyan: You'll have to pay for it,

Haiyan: You'll have to pay for it,

Haiyan: How can I pay for it?












































The Crown of the United States: The Crown of America.

Haiyan: Wait

Song: Hurry up, I've got something in my car today, I've got something in my car. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to see it from a distance,

Haiyan: Don't touch it,

Haiyan: You can only see it from afar, but not up close

Song: I can't see anything wrong with it, but it's a good thing.

Song: Yes

Haiyan: Can I give it to you?

Song: of course you can

Haiyan: give

Song: this refers to how much money to refer to quite a lot of money it

Broken

Song: ah I

Haiyan: ah what are you doing ah

Song: not

Haiyan: don't move

Song: how to do broken

Haiyan: ah you fall

Haiyan: the first time I saw a lot of money in a lot of people's lives, I was in the middle of the night. It's useless, I didn't touch it, let's go back

Haiyan: Where to go

Song: Let's figure out what's going on here

Haiyan: Let's go back

Song: Come on

Haiyan: Tell me if you don't have the money, you can get the money for the things

Song: Right

Haiyan: I won't get you the things

Haiyan: I won't get the things

Haiyan: I won't get the money for you

Haiyan: I won't get the things for you

Haiyan: I won't get the things for you.

Song: ah I even sound with images

Haiyan: yes

Song: skill is better than wow I thanks to the preparation ah not prepared today let you give me counter blackmail ah you ah bumped into the wrong person you do it what do I do what do I do

Haiyan: what do you do ah

Song: bumper ceramic what ah ceramic bumped into me here I am a professional this

Song: bumper ceramic what ah ceramic bumped into me here I am a professional this

Song: bumping into the wrong person you know what we are checking out I'm a professional at this, so let's just check it out. We're not talking about the age of the porcelain, let's just say that the body isn't very neat, and the glaze isn't very even and the lines aren't very clear. Let's look at the inscription. The inscription is too hard, "Welcome to Beijing, your door is always open." It's a souvenir of the time.

Haiyan: OK, OK, OK, OK, you can get up.

Song: You can't waste time with me, you know, so give me the money quickly, because you still have to go to work

Haiyan: I'm convinced, I'm convinced

Song: I don't have a lot of work to do all day long,

Haiyan: I'm convinced, I only have this much money in my pocket, I'm not seeing it anymore, I'm not seeing anything, am I right?

Haiyan: I'll give you all of it

Song: ok

Haiyan: that's all

Song: ok

Haiyan: ok

Song: ok, bye

Haiyan: bye

Haiyan: bye

Haiyan: bye, bye

Haiyan: I'm sorry for the inconvenience I've caused you, but I'm not sure if I can help you.