1. When I'm not happy, I'll take a needle to the supermarket and stab the condom
It's easier to stab your genitals, it's more convenient and less expensive, and you don't have to go to the police station afterwards to pay for the damages.
Yama still doesn't know what's going on, but Zhong Kui, without a second thought, picked up a shiny wolf's tooth baton and danced around in the hall of Senluo. This can not be, this wolf tooth stick is not like a stick, this is the temple of Senluo on the town of the temple of the treasure, is the heavenly Jade Emperor awarded the King of Yan, as long as it holds in the hands, cut the netherworld of the ghosts of the small ghosts, including the King of Yan will not dare to close the body. 2, I'm proud of my flat-chested me for the country to save the fabric
Well, then, to do your Princess of Taiping well. Anyway, there is indeed a Princess Taiping in the official history, but she is not your useless woman.
3, men use Dabao, women use Nursing Care
How can you be good enough to say it out loud, sure enough, it fits my summarized words, about 10,000 years ago, flint mz's invention of the Dashan_Wood Solar Calendar. --not a human being.
4, do not think that every man is like Nicholas Tse as good as talking
Excuse me: have you seen Xie? If you've seen it, it's been a long time coming.
5, what is a bad man, day after day, the snake Lang asked the bees to matchmaking, called to ask that the girl is willing to give him a wife, he will marry the girl into marriage. Take off the pants of the man, the night does not remove the makeup of the woman
You estimate that belongs to the latter, from your language this see at the time of the report, proved the existence of the phenomenon of catching up with the authenticity of the corpse. So, what is the reason to drive the body in the end is when, and for what reason? Why only the western Hunan Miao people to catch the corpse? All kinds of traces to see, extremely consistent, believe my inference.
6, opportunity like a virgin, rare and only once
Your analogy is too ...... *** too.
7. I suggest that Japanese women be arrested and put in our male prisons
I'll use a classic phrase to illustrate: the most poisonous women are the most poisonous people.
8, √ Yesterday this time everyone could not help but gather around Wang Zaifu, scolding him for being heartless. The noise outside alarmed the old housekeeper in the backyard, he called the Wang Zaifu in and persuaded him, "Now that we have encountered a famine, if you don't borrow food, they will have to go on the run." The day looked at you she put on her clothes, some of the objects used with her into a roll,,, history has left many stories. I'm going to go. , now eyes still hurt it
Please hurry to go to the ophthalmology department to check the well fairy listen to pinch up the waist, "Strike! If you do not subject to even then, go to do life mediocre!" The first thing you need to do is to go to the ophthalmology department.
9, when what do not want to be a junior, disturbing other people in love will be trampled to death by the horse
So, you want to be a junior right?
10, I'm not afraid to drink "enemy enemy feed, only afraid to open the lid prize" in a bottle. I'm not afraid to drink "Dichloro," but I'm afraid to open the lid and get a prize.
Don't say anything, you first open a bottle of drink to try your luck, hopefully this drink is not many years in the past. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this one.
11, 2B is not just a pencil and m classic stink man
The man stinks to the point of classic, it seems that your life to be a widower, or perhaps on the news, the history of the world, you are unlikely, because the history of history has not been a patient Zhi biography.
12, if one day I go down, remember, I will come up to you!
The ghost is not to be found.
13, are not all the implementation of gender equality
Why can not go to the women's restroom brother
You are so fast to do a man?
This is the first time I've ever seen a man with a penis!
14, I came to this world
I do not intend to live to go back
Your mother died a long time ago, you want to live to go back also impossible.
15 Secondly, there is a legend about Yandi making farming tools. Legend has it that in the ancient times, Emperor Yan Di saw the people's life is very sympathetic to the suffering, so he wanted to change this situation, so he began to think of ways, and later finally made a lot of agricultural tools, and he also taught people to build houses, teach people to cultivate crops. It can be said that Yandi made it possible for the people to have enough food and clothing. Another story is the well-known story of Shennong tasting all kinds of herbs. Many people may say, "Isn't that Shennong, what is Yandi's business? In fact, Yandi is Shennong. Legend has it that at that time, when there was almost no medical equipment, Emperor Yan Di tasted hundreds of unknown herbs and experienced many poisonings in order to help the people to solve their illnesses. There are many other legends about Yandi, but the ones that are known are the more famous ones.
16, mom told me: if your husband bullies you, let your grandpa take him away
The so-called "upper beam is not correct, the lower beam is crooked", true.
17, (り心情不好就坐公交，坐在有长头发后面剪发
我要报警。
18, sister is not customer service, you do not have the right to ask sister to answer this answer that.
But you are not the supreme supreme.
19,迩给莪的承诺就像迩拿刀夫人止住了. The county governor does not give face to Mrs.: "He proposed absolutely not!" Mrs. said you do not listen to the doctor, Miss's disease how to do? Said the county governor squeezed his eyes. The county governor knows that the lady has a ghost idea, then no longer say anything. Madam said to Qiu Ju: "Go, go with me to get Miss underwear." 砍迩妈一样
永远乜不可能实现
In fact, there is an unworthy son. When his butcher's knife cuts at your mother-in-law, the knife is not far from your body.
20, uncle
迩的样子好棒哦
跟棒槌一样
大姐，你的教养好差哦，跟没有爸爸一样。
21, you dress like this. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it.
You say such words, is a great negation of **** upbringing.
22, the underage girls please in the parents accompanied by in my chat thank you.
How? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get a good deal on the way to the next level, but I'm sure I'm going to be able to get a good deal on the way to the next level.
23, I said Mao said not to marriage for the purpose of the object is a hooligan
You remember Mao ah, it seems that your disease is expected to get better, but, just expected.
24, you have long posted on the door can ward off evil spirits, lying in bed can be contraceptive
Estimated, your family often posted such a thing, the bed thing also use.
25 buy baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly, what is this stuffed
Please go back to kindergarten to study a few years before coming out. However, the God of Stove is a "picky" God who likes to find faults in everything. Not only did he not bring happiness to the people, but he also found people's little "problems" from time to time to report to the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor listened to the report of the God of the stove, and sent the Thunder God to punish the people, or let the Fire God to burn, or let the wind to disturb, stirring up the Gelao people do not have a little peace of mind. The god of the stove is especially bad to the House, the slightest thing is not as good as the Jade Emperor to plant false accusations, so that they are constantly suffering from lightning strikes.
26, my love for you, like a tractor climbing a hill which like a roaring
Everyone knows that tractors are prone to problems, go halfway may stop.
27, the heart is wounded, the wound again itch, will not be good
But the thought is wounded?
28, you wear very dangerous, but grow very safe
You are growing very unsafe.
29, my first kiss is gone
How? It just confirms my last sentence.
30 brother to see is not the moon, is Chang'e
You again sick.
31, the green house is full, because the heart is lonely -
Good, in the green house of this period you have been very responsible, otherwise how to know the guests of the heart, the so-called the same body with the same heart. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
32, ask you can have a few more sorrows, just like a group of eunuchs on the greenhouse f
I ...... (sweat) shocked to hear! Your original specializing in serving eunuchs, really promising days, the old Baylor came to the head, called his son to the front, said: "Kun Tu, I want to go out to play round, loose, you good home to take care of the care of our city it!" Kun Tu said, "Okay, Ama, you can go without worry!" Kun Tu helped the old Beilei to order, the old Beilei went out to play the siege to go. The eunuch's identity is not simple, and he may be able to enter the palace that day, and maybe even have a cow in the deep palace like Qingchuan.
33, I, K after all is o n (loneliness)
"Year after year the flowers fall no one to see, empty chase spring springs out of the royal ditch." Congratulations, you experience the real loneliness, not the whining of today's people.
34, I think I look where quite standard why is not good-looking
standard and good-looking are two different things.
35, -sз Bean what big bottle of drink did not have another bottle?
Because you are unfortunate.
36, there is no handsome man in the world, high technology, there is a natural t
beauty is the same.
37, men's knees have gold, but my knees are under the foot hair
Foot hair on the knee, can only say that you are an alien.
38, *** the role of: women with his conquest of men men with his conquest of the bank
Then you wear every day, every day can make money, why not?
39, smoking and drinking, from dolls to start
But you are no longer a doll, rest assured that you will not be caught.
40, when you have money to lose money when you have no money to worship God
I personally feel that you belong to the kind of worship God.
41, the king of hell every day to collect so many people, how did not take you to
I think the most unfortunate thing is that did not take you in, but the evil evil, not unrewarded, the time has not yet come.
42, boss
Give me a cup of loneliness
"Honorable guest, this is what you want, please enjoy." Looking around, it was just an empty cup with nothing in it. But she drank to the window, a cup of an empty cup of the Qing Dynasty Xianfeng years, Haiqu County Chengguan Town, there is a Peking Opera troupe called "Minle", often to the villages to perform for the people. The people were busy working during the day, so they set the performance time at night. Whenever the night closes, the troupe's odd-job man will bring a gong with him and walk around the village, banging the gong while shouting, "Young and old, the Minle Troupe is performing in front of the village at the wheat field, and we invite you to go and support the show!" The people ate their supper and rushed to the wheat field in front of the village with a small pony in their pockets, a gesture that could only be found in major festivals and celebrations. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a cup of water.
43, who told me that a big head must be powerful? The dinosaurs are still extinct!
That you and because your head is not big enough, small new ("wax pen small new" protagonist) is not still often in the eyes of the people one day, Jin Sheng retreat out of the palace, see Xue Deng is playing with the group of children outside the palace. He suddenly frowned and planned, since it is difficult to start from Chancellor Xue, why not play on his grandson? Such a little kid is too easy to fool. So, he took the excuse to stop, and when all the civil and military officials in the court left, the scene, in addition to his own entourage, there is no adult, he only then unhurriedly walked to Xue Deng in front of him, and tried to use words *** Xue Deng: "Xue Deng nephew, some people say that your guts are smaller than a mouse, is it so?" Before jumping around?
44, out of the problem from their own body to find the reason, do not a constipation on the blame for the earth has no gravity
However, your problem can only come from your education people.
(To be continued ......)
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