When I went out laughing, no one knew it was litchi.
I don't know the true face of Lushan Mountain, but I only know how to shoot an eagle with a bow.
I am a teenager. In the green spring, I began to go home.
Wake up and have sex, but now these boys and girls are in a row (this is amazing ...)
Rhapsody of a flower in July, when I bloom, a hundred flowers will be killed!
Luoyang's relatives and friends, if asked, don't know.
I can't find a place to find iron shoes, but the man is in the dim light.
Who is worth a thousand dollars at a time? I don't know how to do it. ...
But when the Dragon City flies in, the makeup of the Sixth Palace fades (the general is stunning ...)
The wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the river is wide.
When I leave home, I can tell whether I am a man or a woman.
We hope to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and when disaster strikes, we fly separately.
Ten years of life and death, I don't regret that neutrons have surpassed my wall (...)
Once bitten, birds sing everywhere around me.
After returning to Gong Jin, Xiao Qiao got married for the first time, never cheated, and showed an honest face.
How beautiful she looks, opening the pearly casement, a thousand footpaths without footprints (imposing manner! ! ! )
Children are old in rivers and lakes, and white-haired people are young. (Very emotional)
When my parents heard that my daughter was coming, they braced themselves and went to Qingchi.
As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she hung up the Southeast Branch.
I heard my sister coming, and her voice was interrupted ... and then she reluctantly answered. (This ................)
The emperor, from then on, gave up his early hearing with this Jiujiang official. My blue sleeve is wet and an almond is coming out of the wall. Do you know the magistrate of Xuancheng? You got it? Ah ... the story that Jiangzhou Sima and Xuancheng satrap want to tell ... = =)
-there is no limit to learning the sea, and turning back is the shore. Why is this so smooth? )
-Car, car, Ma Xiaoxiao, I will pay for a nod.
-The wind is roaring, the horse is barking, the lotus is crying, and Lan Xiang is laughing.
-the sky is wild, and a pear tree overwhelms Haitang. (Who is this? .. too evil)
Sometimes in the middle of the night, she dreams of her victory, and the pear tree beats Haitang.
-The moon comes first near the water tower, and a pear tree overwhelms Haitang.
On this day last year, a pear tree overwhelmed Haitang.
But when she thanked him, her eyes shone with love. Your majesty, pear trees are better than begonia.
-poor September 3rd night, a pear tree crushed Haitang.
-Ten years of life and death, two big trees, pear flower begonia.
-two orioles singing green willows, a pear tree pressing Haitang.
-drunk lying on the sand, Mo Junxiao pear tree pressed Haitang.
-Yuanyang quilt, cloud bed, a pear tree pressed begonia.
... (OK, don't press it ... Haitang is so innocent)
-As soon as I entered the Jianghu, I had several fights in ancient times.
The fairy of the past has flown away by the yellow crane, leaving only an empty Yellow Crane Tower. This mashup is good and the central idea is outstanding.
-If Dongfeng doesn't go with Zhou Lang, the king can't put a pillow on his arm.
-My road is covered with petals.-I swept it for others, and heroes cried on their coats from then on. (This sentence is like a shot that shocked the world, and all the solitaire people collectively chicken blood ...)
My husband and I unbuttoned our shirts, and on a spring night, the warm hibiscus curtain sheltered us from the wind and rain. (Burying his face. . . )
-Li Bai will want to go by boat, Emperor, and from then on, give up his early hearing.
A silver vase suddenly broke a stream of water, and the emperor gave up his early hearing (...) from then on.
-Yupan mountain delicacies, worth ten thousand yuan. Since then, the emperor has given up his early hearing. . . )
-hold yellow on the left and pale on the right, your majesty, and abandon listening early from now on (~ ~)
How deep is the courtyard? Since then, the emperor has given up his early hearing. . . )
-but let the dragonfly in, the emperor, from then on, gave up his early hearing (so evil).
Ten steps to kill one person, does Xuancheng Prefecture know?
Ten steps to kill one person, although the country broke the mountains and rivers-so brave and invincible swordsman, killed everyone.
Ten steps to kill a person, bring my shadow, let the three of us.
Ten steps to kill a person, and then sink back, I suddenly remembered home. -Don't be too cold-blooded.
Ten steps to kill one person, laughing into Hu Ji wine shop-dude. ...
Now, close to my village, when you meet someone, kill one person in ten steps.
Sitting up critically ill, he smiled and asked where the guests came from (cattle ...)
When I was dying, I sat up in shock and climbed over the female wall at night (even more awesome ...)
-blowing jade pipes before flowers, the scenery flows. (Liu Jia's adult, Du Fu's adult, will you two cry when you know this? )
-under the east fence, I can't leave my soul. Tao Yuanming: I am living in seclusion. What do you want to do when you take me out? )
Falling in love is not heartless. My thatched door has been closed, but now it is open for you. I didn't see anything ...
-I like the thousands of miles of snow in Minshan, and the spring tide brings rain late. (I didn't see//...)
-if you want to say it, it is a shame. It would be a shame for you to say it. (poof ````` a subtle sense of WS strikes my face ```).
So the final summary report of JQ event.
The old man talks about juvenile madness, and a pear tree presses Haitang.
The golden stems of the Han emperor are straight outside the clouds, and the clouds and rain are heartbroken.
Flying from a height of 3,000 feet warmed and smoothed her creamy skin.
But the nights in spring are short, and the sun rises too fast. My blue sleeves are wet. (no, who built this ... too YD)
The love story of polygamy;
Li Bai: A Spring Festival Gala is worth 1000 yuan, which is not as good as that in Wang Lun!
Flying general: Li Bai will want to go by boat, and the emperor, from then on, gave up his early hearing!
King: But let the Dragon City fly, and the powder and paint in the Sixth Palace will fade into nothingness!
Alas, this is destined to be a tragedy of love. ...
Sometimes in the middle of the night, she will dream of her victory, and only the dreamer will not dream of you.
"Little Three" Wang Lunjun.
A spring night is worth a thousand dollars, not as good as Wang Lun's love. (Wang Lun tears: I don't know you, Taishou. Officials can't talk nonsense. )
-two orioles singing green willows, an apricot tree out of the wall. The spring breeze in Jiang Nanan is green. When will the red apricots come out of the wall?
-When will the apricot be returned? Does Xuancheng House know? (Beat the wall! ! )
-the wind is rustling and the water is cold, and the red apricot is gone forever.
* Peach Blossom Beach is deep. Ancient people in thousands of feet didn't use paper for defecation.
* Businessmen don't know how to die and hate singing nunchakus across the river.
* I will say goodbye at all costs.
* picturesque skin. Life is like a dream.
* The wind blows, Yunfei loves King Adi all his life.
* I leave gently, just as I come gently
* I shake the sack and don't take away a cabbage.
* Touch the stove with your left hand. There is a pot on the stove. There is water in the pot, and the water is poisonous.
* I hate that village girls can't find a place and don't know how to ask for help.
* Stallone walks at night and punches Edison Chen at Luditai in Huayin County.
* Meng Jiangnu cried that the Great Wall was dry and red, and the White Snake was covered with water.
* Zeng Ge divorced, ex-wife Chris Lee. awkward ....
* It's time for honeymoon/honeymoon/honeymoon/honeymoon/honeymoon/honeymoon/honeymoon/honeymoon/honeymoon/honeymoon/honeymoon/hug.
* Looking for him in the crowd, suddenly looking back, the man was at the door of the store.
I've known her for a long time, but it's been a long time since we broke up. XX's family are idiots.
* The Yellow River committed suicide during the day and flowed into the sea.
Asking what the world is like makes people want to vomit when they eat it.
* Catch the thief first, then curse the mother.
The rich end well, everything will be fine, but the lover will suffer for life.
* When this endless sorrow continues, more cows and more cows.
* Czechoslovakia, also known as Jack, slow down.
* Cheap can be cheap, very cheap, and a gentleman will be cheap.
Flying down from 3,000 feet, I doubt I have any paper with me.
* if the sky is affectionate, it will be old, and if people are affectionate, they will die young.
* If it is sentimental, it will be old and won't worry me every day.
* Since ancient times, who didn't have shit and who didn't use toilet paper?
Since the world can't satisfy our desire, the red palm of the Ming Dynasty swept away the waves.
* Life is known everywhere. After eating chicken feet, it eats pig's feet.
* Li Bai didn't give money to get on the boat, so the boatman kicked him off.
* Peach Blossom Beach reaches as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.
* People are divided into three classes, and meat is divided into five flowers and three layers.
Tianma Meteor Boxing specializes in treating tracheitis.
* Once successful, incoherent.
Haha, Mulan is playing video games.
* Such a bright line is at the foot of my bed. Hey, it's frost on the ground.
* How sad can you be, like a group of eunuchs * *
* Near Jingmingguo Chrysanthemum (sorry)
* smaller than the upper bust and larger than the lower waist.
* Lovers make parents. ...
* Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for being cross-eyed.
* I didn't expect that people had already left, leaving empty toilet paper to reflect Dan Xin.
* The hero is sad, and the beauty's name is Zhao Benshan. . . )
* There are so many beautiful women, and they are bowed down by countless heroes.
It takes ten years to grow into a tree, but it takes a hundred years to grow into a koala.
* I can't see others laughing, but I feel that others are wearing nothing.
* I don't know how many flowers I have folded when I came, Jing Ye M. Guo.
* The new makeup should be under Zhu Lou, and Chris Lee is a ghost.
* It is better to have a soft meal together than to be beautiful and arrogant.
* I have a hundred flowers to kill, cow. Force the flash to shine in China.
* Develop sports and increase people's weight.
* Is the departure of booger the pursuit of thumb or the non-retention of booger?
* Blue sky, yellow earth, high temperature and high pressure catalyst
* So I had a good time, so I sang. The song says, I must love when I die. . . . Not completely unhappy. . . . . . (Sorry, sorry)
1, you can tell whether you are a man or a woman when you are away from home. People in bad karma, what have you experienced these years? )
2, red crisp hands, Huang Teng wine, two orioles singing green willows. Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, a line of egrets soared into the sky. (Such an artistic conception can only be achieved by China people.)
3. Sometimes in the middle of the night, she dreams of her victory, but the dreamer doesn't dream of Jun. Have a grudge against this person? )
Excuse me, where is the restaurant? Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City. Don't talk nonsense! )
If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, the canoe has passed Chung Shan Man. (owe people money? Run fast enough! )
6. After hearing the news, my parents bootstrapped to Qingchi. As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she hung up the Southeast Branch. I heard my sister coming, and her voice was interrupted ... and then she reluctantly answered. This girl, your character is really bad. )
We hope to fly in heaven, two birds become one, disaster comes, and fly separately. (You two are perfect for each other ...)
8. How beautiful she is, opening the pearly casement and a thousand roads without footprints. Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait kept crying and began to croak. (is this still a beauty? ! )
9, advise you to drink, Xiao Lang is a passer-by from now on. (So rude? )
10, once bitten by a snake, birds are singing everywhere around me. (This is very meaningful)
1 1. Think about it. At that time, Xiao Qiao got married for the first time, and no one would suffer from being exposed to an honest face! (The lover is married, and the groom is not you)
12, sitting up critically ill, laughing and asking where the guest came from (pretending to be sick? Resurrected? )
13, car, Ma Xiaoxiao, the spring breeze in February is like scissors. (Jia Fu organizes a spring outing? )
14,3000 guests drank to the full, and none of them were bosom friends. (Genius is lonely)
15, I sat up in shock when I was dying and didn't come back until late at night. (Never change)
16, I can't find a place to walk through the iron shoes, but people are in the dim light. Should you be happy or depressed? )
17, ask how much sadness you can have, especially if you have a taste in your heart. (Is this the original match? )
18, thousands of feet is not as good as Wang Lun. (Wang Lun jumps off a cliff? )
19, sexual arousal. Huan, but now these boys and girls are in a row. (Causality)
20, the road is long, Xiu Yuan Xi, Xiu Yuan Xi, a strong man is gone forever! (neat)
2 1, this Jiujiang official. My blue sleeves are wet. Does Xuancheng Prefecture know? (with JQ)
At the age of twenty-two, there were other ladies-in-waiting in his court, and three thousand peerless beauties were ground into embroidery needles by iron pestles. (realism)
23, the sky is gray, the wild is vast, and a pear tree presses Haitang.
When asked what the world is like, the apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying. (sad ape)
25. Such bright light at the foot of my bed brings me my shadow and makes the three of us. (Words can only be understood)
26. A spring night is worth a thousand dollars. I never know whether I should do it or not. (speaking from experience)
27, the son of heaven does not get on the boat, and the spring evening is covered by the warm curtain of hibiscus. (How dare you)
28. The Peach Blossom Pond is as deep as thousands of feet, which warms and smoothes her creamy skin. (girl beware of drowning)
29. Oh, let a man with spirit take risks in his favorite place. From then on, the emperor gave up his early hearing. You are a bad king! )
30. My husband and I unbuttoned our shirts. In the spring night, the warm hibiscus curtain sheltered us from the wind and rain. (rot! )