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A I like going to the opera best, but I have stopped listening in recent years.
B what's that about?
A don't listen. The play I listened to is gone.
Oh, do you like Kunqu opera?
I don't understand Kunqu opera.
B high cavity?
I don't like listening.
B what kind of drama do you like to listen to? Not anymore.
Children's play (see a play for nothing without buying a ticket)!
b？ No tickets, huh?
A: Ah, yes!
B is still right. Where is it?
A I'm interested in Beijing opera. I like it so much.
B love you and you can learn!
A has learned, and has learned.
Which class are you in?
A there are no classes.
Is there no class? You certainly don't like it, but if you get better, can no one want it?
Nobody wants anything. Wow, I am a fan of yours.
Oh, you're not a professional actor?
A drama
B how did you sing?
I can't play. I can't say that I sing well. How many plays have I sung anyway? I didn't make any mistakes and didn't get good grades.
Wow! That's not easy. Are you on stage?
On radio a.
b？ On the radio?
A.
You can't hear what B called!
Answer, yes! Sing insurance like this!
Oh, you dare not show it in the wild?
Who said that? I saw it in the Ming Dynasty.
Where was B exposed recently?
A I haven't sung for years.
Why don't you sing?
A: I had to have a famous actor to sing, so I was exposed.
B You can invite me.
A no. We all have difficulties and can't invite them.
Oh, who have you sung with in the past?
A There are many famous actors who have sung with me.
B why haven't I heard of it?
A: You don't pay attention! One year before liberation, I sang once in Chang 'an Grand Theatre. How many roles are there!
B didn't notice who was there?
A There's Fu Ying.
Oh, Tan Fuying.
A there is prosperity.
Qiu yi.
A have a prosperous spring.
Yang Shengchun, I said, can you bring out your last name?
A There's Xiao Lao.
Oh, Mr. Xiao Changhua.
A is getting old.
Who?
Mr. Hou, Mr. Hou Lao, Mr. Zhang, and Mr. Ma of Ma Fulu.
B-ho, this bend is too hard!
A certainly.
What's the play on B Day?
A Lost in Space.
B drama is also good!
Do you understand this play?
B got it!
Guess which country I come from?
B You come to see Zhuge Liang.
A: No, it's amateur for you to say so. Can I sing with Tan Fuying? Although I sing better than Fu Ying, he doesn't recognize the audience!
B strange! You come to Masu?
One is from Qiu. All right! He doesn't reveal his role easily.
B You came to see Sima Yi?
Old, Hou.
Oh, Zhao Yun?
Jia Yang is born in spring.
B Wang Ping?
A Chunyan Zhang.
Oh, the second old army?
Huh? Mr. Mafulu and Mr. Xiao Lao, how amazing they are!
There is no corner here!
A (to himself) I can't sing the play without me.
Where are you from?
A flag.
Oh, a walk-on wow?
A, a fan!
You need a corner, friend B. How do you flag?
A: Well, our box office specializes in selling walk-ons.
b？
Amateur walk-on research society.
B never heard of it.
That day was a special day.
B what?
A: I want to listen to it because it's good. They won't let me in.
B why?
A I don't have a ticket
B nonsense!
A It's rude to be at the door. "Tickets!" (shaking his head) "No!"
B buy!
A: Yes. (pointing to his pocket) No.
Oh, no money either!
A "no wow? Go! "
B is coming out!
"Okay, see you later, see you later. Do not send. "
Who will deliver it?
Front desk is not allowed. It doesn't matter. I'll go backstage.
Who do you know backstage?
A backstage is easy to deal with. They don't know me. I know all about it. I nod when I see people. He doesn't know who you are.
Oh, I hit it!
This hand is very accurate.
B Hum, mushrooms from the troupe.
A it's broken this time!
B what?
Because this is a voluntary game. The backstage is also very tight, and everyone in the backstage wears red stripes.
b！
A there are two words on it, some say actors, some say music, audience sitting and management, but I don't have a note.
Oh, really?
Master of ceremonies!
b？
Last time I got married, I shouted.
B what's the use of that? I didn't get married backstage.
When a man came up to me and asked me, "Hello, what do you do?" I'm trying to find a way there. I said, I found someone. "Who are you looking for?" I said I was looking for someone to watch a play. "In front!"
b！ Come out again!
A "ok, see you later, I won't send it."
B it's over!
As soon as I came out, I met Hou Hou Lao: "Boss Hou came to see you just now?" "Hey, talk for a while?" "Well, you, you ... you go to your head." The man with a bag is carrying a lot of things. "Give me the bag."
What do you care about this?
Do you think it's weird? You can take it in.
B Oh, the one pretending to follow the bag.
As soon as I walked in, the man asked me, "What do you do?" "hmm!" (luggage)
UH huh? Can't even speak.
He really took me as a bag. "Hey, this is a note for you." Put it on for me. When I saw it, there were two words on it.
Actor B.
A handyman.
b？
Whatever it is, you can buy it at the opera house.
What can you do?
Jia Hao, wandering around just to see the opera.
B Then why are you holding the flag?
Didn't Sima Yi bring four walk-ons?
B yes!
A has seasonal diseases, vomiting and diarrhea.
B yo!
A After eating a little Ren Dan, vomiting and diarrhea stopped. After going to the toilet for a while, I finally squatted in the toilet and couldn't get out. Then everyone took him to the hospital.
B, then treat it quickly.
A Yes, he's gone. It's a short walk-on here.
B find someone else.
Mr. Hou Jia, your walk-on is very short, so I gave up. You can take one less in the future.
B yes.
A "Why don't you take two?" "There is no such rule!" "Otherwise, don't bring it!"
B, don't ...
A "? Sima Yi, a polished rod, took Sima Shi, Si Mazhao and you three to fight? "
B that's not pretty either.
A sentence "There is really no one!" Hou Lao turned around and saw me. "ah! You have one! " I said there is no "saving the scene is like putting out a fire!" " I said no, I can't come.
B what?
One can't! I have nothing to say. "Oh, it's not a word, it's just a word, and it's clear-"
At first, what was the word walk-on?
The treatment of one goad and four walk-ons is still different.
B Oh, how much do you earn in the first seven?
A: As far as his income is concerned, he earns 12000 yuan.
Where is the second flag?
An eight thousand.
Three flags?
A 6400.
Four flags?
A five thousand eight hundred, you think I was recommended by Hou Lao.
B-prefix flag?
The last flag.
B will earn 5.8 thousand!
A doesn't care about money, so I just want to go to the opera on the stage.
B aren't you singing a play?
I can go to the opera! On the tower, Zhuge Liang is there and I am standing here. How clear it sounds! If you want to buy a ticket, he won't sell it on stage!
B Nonsense, I've never heard of a ticket seller on the stage.
I quickly put on my robe, hat and flag. I said, "Hou Lao, I am not very smart!" " "Hou Lao asked me directly!" Sanqi, you can take care of us. We have a great one! "
B so energetic.
I said, "Yes, I'm fine. Please take care of it. "
B also admitted it.
The man in a is very nice. "Never mind, just come with me!"
Oh, you won't?
Who wouldn't? I can play any role in this play.
B Then why did you let him take it?
First, if I tell someone that this is a play. I even know this scene. Just don't put me on stage. I get dizzy as soon as I go on stage.
Oh, what a halo!
A is not dizzy all the time, just step down.
B it hurts me!
Ah, don't talk about me yet. If you talk about me, I won't go back!
Oh, you won't tell anyone?
Why not? Sima Yi was the first to appear, and a walk-on shouted backstage: "Ho-([Quick Hammer]) The first flag and the second flag are together. At one o'clock, the first flag stands on the left and the second flag stands on the right.
B: That's right.
A, three flags and four flags. Later, three flags stand left and four flags stand right.
B: That's right.
One is Sima Shi, the other is Si Mazhao, and Sima Yi is standing on both sides. When they appear, they will definitely meet. The drummer got up and sang [Flash Hammer], (Sing [Xipi Shake Board], [Get a Letter on the Way], (Play [Flash Hammer]), and sing two sentences [Running Water], [Zhanghe Children's Street Pavilion, the brigade will enter], ([Fast Long Hammer]) With a walk-on, Sima Shi and Si Mazhao got off the bus, and Sima Yi went to the big side and turned around. Asphyxiation ... Isn't that over?
B yes.
I am such a stick in armor that people are puzzled!
B what?
The first flag and the second flag will be fine. I want to raise the third flag. Now I know. He goes left and I go right.
B: That's right.
A I was about to walk to the right when Sanqi gave me a hand.
He is afraid that you will stand still in the room.
I misunderstood. I thought he called me. All right, I'll follow you.
b？
One on one side and three on the other!
B Isn't that terrible?
Jia Sanqier has been bothering me: "Why are you here?" "Nonsense! Don't you call me? " "Wrong, over there!" "Didn't you used to be like this?"
B where haven't you been?
Sima Shi and Si Mazhao are coming these days. I think the two of them are standing on the right, and it's not too ugly together!
B never heard of it.
A: They are very happy when they look at me!
B that's not happy!
A They are so happy, everyone is happy under the stage! It is also wrong to go to the opera. You were listening to the corner when you paid for the ticket. If you stand on the wrong flag, you have nothing to lose!
B that won't do either!
Jia Hao, there are several people shouting in the audience! "good! How did the flag bearer stand? Two on each side. That's the second board. You stand like a moth! "
B Hey, this one is familiar with dominoes.
At this moment, Sima Yi came along. Choke! As soon as I appeared, the one under the stage was calling me. "Pass!" Hou Lao got a fright. He thought it was for him: mmm! Why did I make a mistake before I opened my mouth?
B yes!
Am I wearing the wrong clothes? (Look) That's right! No helmet? (rolling their eyes) Yes. Who ordered it for me? (I found the walk-on standing in the wrong position at a glance) Hum! (with lips)
What is this?
You can't talk on the platform. He pouted at me and let me pass.
B Then you can go there!
I can't even move my nest!
B this play is sung!
A drummer doesn't care about this. After playing "Flash Hammer", it was his turn to sing as soon as Hu Qiner rang.
B yes.
Jing and I are so anxious that he forgot his words!
b！ So what should we do? Then go down!
A, pull the whip, then stop singing? The play is ruined, too
B what should we do?
A: I really admire others. Now I am making up words and singing the play. A person who challenged me, "Hum …" said to his heart, "It's my bad luck that I fell on you!
B it's absolutely true.
A (singing) "I'm going to be angry soon." As soon as this sentence came out, the audience said, "Stop yelling, stop yelling and listen! Hou changed her words! The old lady got angry at once, a new word. " [Running water] is also well compiled. (Singing [Running Water]) "Tell the three armies to listen to the roots and send troops every day. Why are you three standing aside today? You are not afraid of pouting and winking, but I still have to pull you. "
B pull over!