Chen Wen (monologue): "I decided to live my own life, then love, for the time being, I was sentenced to probation."
(Disco) Chen Wen (monologue): "To be honest, the disco is a very silly place, think about it, if you turn on all the lights, turn off all the music, what kind of place it will be."
Liu Rong refused Chen Wen's sugar ring, Chen Wen: "OK, then you turn around and don't say I didn't try to chase ah." Also said, "If I were a chick, I would have fallen in love with me."
Chen Wen: "What do you drink tea?" Li Jing: "Any kind of tea except police."
Li Jing: "The train will not wait for anyone." Li Jing: "The train will come back after it has left."
Chen Wen: "There is no such thing as a dream girl in the world, even if she exists, maybe she has qualities and personality that are not suitable for her, I'm sure there is a girl in the world who is suitable for me."
Chen Wen: "If life and fairy tales are the same, I have a particularly happy ending, but this is the reality, but also want to how, is the next in the door is my object? Unsurprisingly, I've lived to this age and I can't say that I know the way to success in love and between men and women. It is estimated that no one has seen through the secret of this aspect."
Haitao said: find a big stick to whip him a meal, or give him a tire puncture, kick his car door. Alas talk, to help me to find you a few brothers. (Special righteousness)
Chen Wen said: how old are still pretending to be a gangster?
Haitao said: I once almost married a girl, then she transferred to another junior high school to go (brain into the water)
1, mosquitoes (Chen Wen) dress: outside a casual suit, inside a shirt, and then inside and wear a high-necked fall coat, and grinning like a fool, cute enough, real, friendly.
2, the bar, mosquitoes on a girl said: Miss, hurry to your mom to make a phone call to say that you do not go home this evening .... Pop... A slap in the face of the mosquito ...... haha ~ ~ ~ too attractive funny, but this is a bit of artistic exaggeration, the reality of which men will be so stupid × ah ~ ~ ~ even if you do not look for a fight, the end will not be good to where.
3, outside the bar, a little vulgar joke: a cow was kidnapped by an elephant, came back and asked the bull, you see what changes I have not,...... (the following is not suitable for children). ----- I'm not a noble person, so I will also laugh out loud here.
4, line, you even know, together home it ... pfft ... mosquito sprayed Rong a face of beer. ------ hahaha~~~it really makes people burst out laughing ing. the first time we meet is so embarrassing. Although I have not sprayed others a face of beer, but sprayed a female high school desk a face of water. Oh ~ ~ think really funny Oh ~ ~ can let people remember may just be those who let people remember things.
5, honesty is good, the girl does not like boys to play cool ...... do not know if this sentence is really, but 'yes, to know that the cool is not installed can be installed out, if that is the case is called for.
6, "the global code of conduct about girls" director can really come up with this term, admire.
7, mosquito: "do a favor buddy in the next life to you as a slave"
static: "Quickly roll it". Haha~~These two are really good buddies.
8, mosquito: can take off the call me to see if there is no effect? -------
Rong: here too many children (Rong endorsement is breast enhancement ads) --- burst of laughter
9, you speak Chinese well ah ...... are you a foreigner? ...... in, Sino-foreign joint venture products. ---- director cameo of this role can flirt, and then praise.
10, to the picnic road, a horse-drawn carriage of the old farmers are playing cell phone. ----- see the popularity of cell phones now in China, it seems that China is really developed, emotionally.
11, static: "Bao'er go it's late"------- really genius performance, and then the car drove away, a fall out of the cohort in the car after the wild chase. ------ worth a laugh.
12, mosquito birthday day, mosquito was about to Rong's home, he is a bit of a small man, and then Rong said you wait, I went to change clothes out, this time the camera gently cut to the periphery of the furnishings, a lot of Rong Li Bingbing high school, junior high school photos, and then the camera cut to a group of people touched the cake came out, the music stops, cut to mosquitoes, he only wore a pair of underpants awkwardly sitting on the couch! The camera cuts to a group of people touching the cake coming out. Note the expression of Jing at this time: helpless disappointment for the mosquito embarrassment. ----- One of the typical black humor. Who let the mosquito in the heart of the quiet is not treated as a buddy and brother it.
13, mosquitoes: don't fucking say it again ...... by ~ ~ ~ this is the most humiliating time in my life ...... static: not so bad at least you're still wearing underwear, or else you have to bother people to find a magnifying glass. ----- Haha~~ This is definitely the most humane flirtation. I'm not going to be able to get a good look at it.
14, huh ~ ~ ~ the cab driver also side-eye and laugh at the chewing gum joke is really easy to make people think. The writers are so funny. (Note: This is the ring made of chewing gum wrapped in tin foil that Mosquito gives to Shizuku, and it appears twice in later episodes, once when Mosquito helps Shizuku's brother find something in Shizuku's house, and again when Shizuku is "watching the ants" at the tree outside the antique store.) .
15, two people kissing, suddenly cell phone rings. ----- life is always full of farce, always against you, if you can not resist, then enjoy.
16, in the mall, mosquitoes (expression heartbroken to the extreme): I stupid ... I forgot, I'm not a big money ...... Rong: What are you qualified to say that I, I'm just a friend of you ... I just want to live a happy life, life is not easy. What's wrong with that, what's wrong with that ...... Right, you're totally right. ----- See here:Can't help but sigh y ah.
17, that mysterious so-called perfect gift, may leave us just so that we can fully imagine space.
18, mosquitoes out of the mall, sad and emotional chaos running in the street, messy shots, messy background music. ------ really admire the director's filming techniques.
19, Xu Wei's song at 1:19:14 seconds rang ------ I am familiar with this song & lt; & lt; Blue Lotus & gt; & gt;: nothing can stop, my desire for freedom, the sky sky career, your heart is unattached ......
20, when the mosquito in the Help Jing's brother to find things, found Jing kept all the knick-knacks he sent her, touched from the bottom of the heart.
21, mosquitoes were woken up by the sound of gongs and drums in the hallucination: seven, eight amazons in the mosquito bedside twisting rice-planting song. ---- haha~~~this shot is creative. Then the mosquito shot sniped through the drums of the amazons.
22, you either live well, or hurry to die. (This classic line was reintroduced by the mosquito at the end)----- Yeah, if you don't want to die, you have no choice but to live well. A girl (except your mother) if more than once to persuade you to smoke less (or drink less) then I have to remind you to pay attention to, she likes you the possibility of 90%.
23, in the antique store, Jing: I went out ... look at that ant by the tree. ------ Maybe her heart then in addition to embarrassment, more heartache.
24, editor-in-chief: you write a bunch of shit ... mosquito: you think add a flying saucer, how about it ah ... Editor in chief: well well children love to see this ... mosquito I just do not add ...... have personality, I like.
25, if life and fairy tale is the same words, I will have a full special happy ending, but this is the reality. ----- But the fact that life will also be full of surprises and surprises, as long as we are full of hope for the future, like hair at the end of the movie suddenly appeared very unexpectedly, it will make a lot of people feel surprised.
26, mosquitoes sent Rong a very romantic ring, said a bunch of very romantic words, get the answer is not to make a scene, sadness, came up with a sentence for their own defense: If I am a chick I would have fallen in love with me
27, mosquitoes in the ballroom, looking at the ballroom writhing crowds: Honestly, if you turn on the lights, turn off all the music, which will be what kind of a place. ...... It's very thought-provoking. I admire the director of this joint venture even more.
The director is very absolute, originally the play arranged for him to go back to China to take a master's degree, as a result, back to China in the street wandering performances, selling battlements (presumably pirated), and finally, his bowl of money was robbed, he went to catch up with the back and immediately came to a person to take all of his battlements, lost sesame seeds, and even more watermelon
28, after the ballroom, is the mosquito's soliloquy: it is thought that, so fast, so tired of this life. I'm tired of this life. :)
29, Rong came to the mosquito's friends in the party: everything went well, everyone liked her, she also liked everyone, and that moment, I feel that she is mine. Suddenly feel so cozy said.
30, I was desperately looking for an interesting topic, but in the end.
31, "I almost married a girl once."
"Really? Then what happened?"
"Then she transferred to another middle school." --Du Haitao and his buddies
32, high flags in the toilet asked Chen Yufan
"What about Quan?"
"Dude you're too funny, you don't have to be in one piece to go to the bathroom, right?"
33, "If I'm famous, I'll open a big restaurant."
"If I become famous, I'll open my own publishing house."
"If I become famous, I'll ignore you two." --Li Liang, Chen Wen and three children classic flirting with people paragraph
34, Du Haitao "find a beating stick to whip her a meal, or her tires punctured, kicking her car door. Speak up, I'll get you some brothers."
Mosquito "............(hold), are how old still pretending to be a punk."
35, my dream girl came out of the dream
36, dedicated to those who slipped away from you!
37, Xia Yu and Bing Bing eat when the balloon suddenly flew!
"Like that children's cartoon book magical balloon"
"Yes ah childhood I also read"
"No way I just that is made up! "
"I'm not making it up ah Che ~" (embarrassed)
38, mosquitoes, "you are not something"
Rong Qi, said "Yes, I'm on my period"
Mosquitoes, "can you speak louder, the waiter seems to have not heard you. The waiter didn't seem to hear you".
39, mosquitoes told Jing: to the side to take care of, do not let the old Guangdong to bully, if there is something, at any time to me on the phone, buddies immediately sit down on the next plane to smoke him, ah
--- Ben see here, habitually think mosquitoes will pull Jing back, but he did not, as he said: If life and fairy tales are the same words, I will be have all the special happy ending, but this is the reality
40, "By the way, buddy, what's your name"
"Xie Tingfeng" (the subtitle table is written like this)
41, female: Sister?! You you you! You heartless!
Yingda:Stop! Cow!
Wu Dawei: how Chen director is not bad
Yingda: absolutely good! No wonder you call you Liu a line it!
There are a lot of cameos in it, there is Yu Quan, there is Zhang Zhenyue (not very sure, the shots given are darker), there is Yingda, there is Wu Dawei, Zhou Yunfa, Yuan Quan.
42, rain: "What tea to order?"
Bef: "As long as it is not the police, what tea can be"
43, Sun Zi said Xia Yu: "Since the discovery of your IQ than Haitao had been on the number of chicks is still low."
Haitao (high flag) thought about it and said: "OK, that's pretty smart ah!"
44, Li Liang: I had hoped to live with Li Jiaxin for the rest of my life
45, "on your little liberation army cute, but also chasing girls"
"She simply do not like you"
46 Zhou Yunfa: "Hey little dude a, I heard you here to sell my underwear a"
47, mosquitoes by the chick slapped after coming back to the grandson first kissed the phone, hung up the phone and said: "what the hell". Then asked him: "To the phone? Your face is red!"
48, I temporarily gave love sentenced to a slow type
Sometimes you have no way to force each other to love you, you can only do a person who is loved by others, the rest, depending on how the other side.
49, there is no dream lover in the world which exists even if perhaps she embraces the qualities and personality is not suitable for their own but I'm sure that in this world, there must be a suitable for my girl .......
50, people have to be happy to live, life is not easy, what's wrong with this?
51, buddy, don't change yourself for a girl, it's not worth it
LAN: I used to miss a good one, but what you want most in your life is right next to you, but in the end ......
Li Liang: found that it is also too late, it's the thing that I understand best.