Request. A funny version of the Little Girl Who Sells Matches script,

The Little Girl Who Sells Matches Afterward

The Little Girl Who Sells Matches Afterward Turn

Characters: the little match (short for fire), the little angel (short for sky), the flower not-ran (short for no), the grandmother (short for outside), the invisible man (short for after), the God (short for on), the medicine buyer (short for sell), the bard (short for gin), the two policemen, the two doctors,

Narrator: What happened to the little girl who sold matches and slept through the snowy night? She didn't die, she went to another world, another land: the God-knows-what Commonwealth **** and country. The Kingdom of Heaven for short.

Music starts slowly

God: Angel, there's a girl named Little Match who's going to immigrate to the Kingdom of Heaven and come over here, so go pick her up at the train station!

Angel: Just pick her up at the terminal?

Up: (thinking) I think that'll be fine there!

Ann: Then when you go through customs ......

Up: Oh! Right, (suddenly remembers something, stands up, touches his pocket, pulls out a pile of crappy paper and throws it to the floor, kneels down and fumbles around on the floor) Ah! I found you. (sticking it in his arms as if it were a treasure, then looking calm and proper) Ahem! This is the pass!

Ann: (and her disgust, holding it in her fingertips, her voice trembling slightly) Yes (turns around and is just about to go out)

Superior: oh! By the way, Angel, this little girl also has a grandmother, she ...... may also go to pick up the station, that what, you, just pay attention to it! And this is your first mission, finish it well!

Ann: that ......

Up: uh! Okay, that's it! Get on with it! It'll be late in a while!

Ann: Uh, okay! (runs off)

Up: (turns around) Eh? Where did my wand go so late?

Back row of gods: In your hand!

Kami: Ahem! Look at my memory! By the way, Right Guardian

Right: Yes!

Superior: You stealthily follow Angel, this child's first mission I really feel a little uneasy!

Right: (stand at attention and salute) yes.sir

God under the flower not Lan on

Bu Lan: (action) change

Right: bumped into someone!

Ann: Ouch, hit me.

No: Yo! Angel!

Ann: (looking up and down) You, who are you?

No: (taps his chest) I am Hua Bu Lan!

Ann: Ah! Bhu-Lan? (Laughs) How have you changed?

Ann: (arrogant) I just learned magic, how about it, I look handsome like this, don't I?

Right: ugly as hell

Ann: (sarcastic) Hmph! That's so handsome. (turns to leave)

Right: cricket handsome

No: Hey! Don't go!

Ann: What for! (impatient) I've got urgent business!

No: Hey~! Tell you what, I can change a lot of things now! What do you want? I'll change it for you!

Ann: Oops! Nothing, there's nothing I need!

No: mmmmm mommy mimi, turn Angel into a big rooster!

Ann: Hmph! That's very impressive of you!

Right: embarrassing! Bragging!

No: I'll prove it to you!

Angel down, Bran follows

NARRATOR: Greetings to all those picking up the train, the 257th express train to Heaven is 20 minutes late due to a malfunction!

Grandma on

Grandma: ask the world of love for what to play should be children, only to call us life and death, but who can be compared to me and my granddaughter ~ child it! We are, however, I in that place, my granddaughter ~ child with to that place ah! We are both from the northeast of the country. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!

The bard: (solemn) life to wait for the train for the purpose, but you wait for the train is not in you wait for him that is waiting to come, if you are waiting for 257 trains, why not pretend to be waiting for the 57th, maybe the train will be cheated by you to it!

Outside: ah ah mom ah, big brother ah, literati?

Ging: Not really! The late student is just a wanderer who drifted to the ends of the earth!

Outside: Oh my god! I'm not a literate person!

Gin: Alas! In the following is a horse of a thousand miles, can serve the horse does not know I can serve a thousand miles and also serve. Although I have a belly empty talent, but there is no room to play ah! Only as a small registrar! Alas! (Crouch down, holding his head)

Outside: what play should be children? Are you a horse? No, I'm not! What's wrong with you, brother?

NARRATOR: Greetings travelers, the 257th express train to the Kingdom of Heaven has arrived at the terminal, please get your luggage ready to get off!

Outside: Oops! My granddaughter is on this train, my granddaughter, big brother!

Gin: Seniors! I wish you and your granddaughter happiness, late student farewell! (Waves tears and leaves)

Little Match on

Outside: Hey! ~~~

Small Match: look for Angel at the east exit of the train station, Angel (see Grandma)

Small Match: (make embrace and run) Grandma ...... ......

Grandma: ah ah ah! Aaahhhh mama! Granddaughter!

Little: Aaah! Grandma!

Bulan: fixed fixed changed, Angel, Angel, look I did it, I did not brag!

Ann: you ......

After: finished dishes!

Little Match: grandma? Grandma! What's going on? What's wrong with Grandma?

No: You still don't believe I can do magic, huh?

Ann: Pat Grandma, Grandma? Hana Buuran you've gone too far, untie it

Right: He, will he he!

No: I'm sorry, I ...... I ...... will only set!

Ann: What? This ...... this look what you did, what to do ah!

Right: no way!

Little Match: Wait, wait, wait, let me interject, what's wrong with Grandma? Why can't she move?

Selling fake medicine on

Selling: walk walk walk, swim swim, unlearned I do not fret, pitfalls

Ann: she ...... was given ...... fixed by that abominable flower not orchid

Selling: I take the hands of the ...... hey! Ahem does that one have any use for the little goddess?

Fire: who are you ah!

Sell: What? Don't you know that this traveled all over the world, up to the sky and into the earth, to help Qin Shi Huang to unify the six kingdoms, live Mao Zedong to fight the world is second only to the gods of the little fairy? (Sitting on the Invisible Man's lap)

Sell: This chair is quite soft!

Right: Hey! You don't want to die you, the seat is quite comfortable (pushes him away!)

Sell: Hey! Who pushed me ah!

Angel leaves quietly and the invisible man follows (Match looks at her sneaking around and then asks)

Fire: Who's the little fairy?

Sell: She's far away, but close at hand

Fire: (pointing to No-Lan) So you're the little fairy?

No: of course

Sell: No, that, I

Fire: Your magic is great! Teach me

No: No problem, what do you learn?

Sell: Wrong, I am, she? Little goddess, me

Fire: Hmm! hey! Let's make him dance!

No: (thinking) Eh~~, well then let's do the Little Swallow

Fire: Fine!

Sell: Hey! I don't believe it, little hairy girl, what can you do to you? Me, I'm not going to dance!

No: That's not up to you, i.e. Gulaguru jump!

Sell: Humph! What ah! Hey what happened to my arm? Hey hey leg leg (Swallow ...... began to jump up)

Fire: Haha! Did you make up this dance?

No: I'm not that smart, Angel (pointing to her)

Angel brought two policemen

An: that's her (I was going to point at Bhu-Lan, but I pointed to the little goddess in front of her is the Invisible Man)

Right: huh? I'm revealing myself?

A: I've long seen you kid is not good, has been sneaking around here, hey! Don't dance

Right: You dance well! (Follow along)

B: You're in violation of Article 15 of the Constitution of the Federation of God knows what*** and the State, which forbids the abuse of magic! Seriously

Ann: Ah! Wrong wrong wrong.

Police Officer B: Angel, don't worry, we will deal with him severely and, let him learn to undo the spell as soon as possible. But ...... he this situation ......

Ann: hey!

Police A: Don't worry. Take away.

B: Yes!

Ann:Wait! I ......

Right: still want to do?

Fire: You must be furious! En! Officers, this lady hates him with a passion, so you have to do what you say

A: Eh! We understand

B: Okay, okay, don't delay the case!

Fire: well well well, you busy

An: this, hey

Sell: Swallow ~~~~~~~~~~

Right: Wearing a flower dress ~~~~~~~~~

A: honest you

Fire: what are you doing ah! If you take him away, then who's going to break my grandmother's spell

Right: That's it

Ann: Me? Your grandmother?

No: That's it!

Ann: don't talk nonsense, I haven't asked you to settle the score, I ask you, that person just now, is it you who cast the spell again?

No: I stick it!

Right: not bad at all!

Ann: (glares at him) Hana Buram, be honest!

Fire: Hua Mulan? You're the ...... Flower Mulan who went to war in your father's place

No: (scratches his head and looks at Angel) Heh heh! This ...... is poor, almost! (giggles)

Right: spit~~

An: (blanks her) Almost? It's a lot worse! You're not kidding! Although the name is only one word different, actually!

Fire: (looks at Bran) Can't you undo Grandma's spell?

Ann: She can't undo it!

Fire: By the way, you just said, she's Angel?

Ann: Yeah, and you are?

Fire: Little match la!

Ann: You're ...... hey! I'm here to pick you up!

Right: Almost forgot the mission, right?

Ann: I blame this girl

Right: Hey! Can't blame anyone else

No Ran: There's someone who can save him.

Yiqi: Who?

Bulan: Take it easy!

Ann: Come on, who is it?

Mulan: (clearing his throat and patting his chest) My master, God!

All: Huh?

Right: How could God take you?

Fire: God, you are God's disciple?

Ann: What a likeness!

No: What? I'll stop screaming then!

Fire: Don't yah, scream!

No: Potato potato, I'm a groundnut, come quickly

Super: who's paging me (seeing everyone, suddenly very serious)

Mulan: Master! I pay my respects to the master.

Superior: excuse me! What is the matter of looking for the master?

Ann: Ask God to help save Grandma!

Fire: God! I'm a little match

Superior: hmm! I have a request!

Ann: What?

Fire: A request?

Up: It's the ground! Do either of you know how to explain the catwalk?

Ann, Fire: (looking at each other) Catwalk?

Right: (laughing) God looks at him and stops laughing!

Top: Explain and I'll help you!

Fire: Well ...... is, touch, the modeling one!

No: I know!

Ann: What is it?

No: Ahem!

Ann: Aww! Bran's the cutest, and pretty and magical! Right (looks at the little match)

Fire: Uh-huh! Yes ......

No: That's more like it! Cough! Catwalking is walking in a straight line, and I think it's entirely up to the rat whether the cat walks in a straight line or not!

Fire: ah! ......

Ann: (helpless)

Up: Hmm! That's what I thought! Good! Not bad for my apprentice!

No: Thanks for the compliment, Master!

Right: Hey! People's grandmothers!

Up: Oh! Right. Ei? Where's my magic wand?

Right: (helpless) In your hand!

Others: (strangely)

Up: Sorry! Move a little to move a little to change!

Fire: It doesn't work

Up: He'll be fine in five minutes

Fire: It's six o'clock sharp, so that's 6:05

Up: Hmm! What, what time did you just say?

Fire: It's ah, six o'clock now

Up: Ah! The race has begun, it's over, it's over! (I was about to run, but suddenly I felt bad, so I changed it)

Ann: He's always like that!

Right: It's not too embarrassing

Fire: I'm just waiting for Grandma to wake up now!

Right: Hmm! Good granddaughter

Fire: Make me pudding

Right: Don't gasp!

No: He's better

Grandma: Ouch! Why does it hurt so much?

Right: Hmm! I'm kind of done with that, off to watch football!

Fire: Grandma! It's moving again

Ann: Grandma!

No: Haha! Grandma, your head is so big

Out: Me! nicknamed Big Head

All: Big Head Big Head, don't worry about the rain, people have umbrellas, I have a big head (big for a moment Grandma's head fainted)

Everyone: Grandma, Grandma, quick! Call an ambulance!

No: Good! I'll go

Bibble, bibble, bibble, bibble

Cure

Ann: Don't worry, do the paperwork first! Come!

Fire: Good! (just about to leave)

No: (hurriedly running) Grandma her, Grandma

Fire: What's wrong, what's wrong?

No: she ...... she

Ann: don't be in a hurry, speak slowly

No: she, she, she

Fire: no way (pounced on Grandma) Grandma, why did I come and you're gone again (fell on Grandma and cried)

Foreign: (made up) I'll lie down and rest for a while

Ann: Hey, you scared me to death.

Tube: hey! That little match pays attention

I solemnly declare that the little match has officially become a citizen of the Federation of Heavenly Knowledge*** and the State, and enjoys all the powers due to a citizen of our country. She lives with her grandmother.

Here's the ID

Fire: Thanks! Let's dance with Hana Buram! (Shot into one