Two. I'm a person with too many advantages, do things on two sides can not, this also can not; that also can not.
three. Failure is the mother of success, who is the father of success, transfer
ten dollars to me, you are success to pay.
4. Only when you pay your phone bill. Can only feel what I said originally can be so valuable!
5. Girls often want to find a white horse, but open your eyes and find the world is full of gray donkeys.
VI. Good-looking people will be inexplicably attached to so many attributes, smart, kind, lovely. Ugly people are one word: down-to-earth!
VII. Some men are as smart as the weather, changeable. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast, change of day she can not see.
VIII. This summer is to go out into the oven, walking is spicy hot, sit down is the teppanyaki, or don't rain, rain will become boiled fish.
9. Girls, if you and your boyfriend quarrel, first do not rush to pursue the reasons for the quarrel, but to understand how he suddenly bold and fat up.
X. "Why do men and women hold hands on the street" "Because the men are afraid to let go and the women will go shopping."
xi. "You must give me a raise!" A man said to his boss, "Three companies are
looking for me right now." "Yes?" The boss asked him, "Which
three companies are looking for you?" "The electric company . The phone company, and the gas company."
12. Recently. Our neighborhood amazons in order not to affect the neighborhood residents, invented with Bluetooth headphones dancing square dance, last night downstairs to buy things, found the square is silent, a few
Ten amazons with a smile on their face, dancing, I go, than before scary much, the whole I have been several nights did not go out of the door!
Thirteen. If you can only choose one of your favorite people and food, how do you choose to eat? Eaters: Eat your favorite people.
XIV. Everyone's life can write a book, other people's life is "Biography", my life is "Paragraph".
XV. There is really no jacket can be compared to the school uniform, sleeves hide cell phones, pockets can be loaded with books, rolled up is a pillow, spread out as a blanket, where all dare to rub.
Sixteen. I chased my own dream, others said I was childish and ridiculous, but I insisted on it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said.
XVII. Men's clothing is very little, most of these reasons: shopping malls are too expensive do not want to buy; stores are too expensive will not cut; cheap stalls can not see; no girlfriend.
XVIII. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside. If you are squatting inside the toilet, it also depends on whether you are holding a cell phone or toilet paper.
XIX. Life is like Angry Birds, when you fail there are always a few pigs laughing.
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X. Nowadays, underground parking lots are designed like a maze, and every time you have to look for a long time before you realize you don't have a car.
xi. In fact, from the cell phone power can be seen from the employee's work status, those cell phone power quickly become low, certainly play the phone more. And those whose cell phone power doesn't change much must still have a cell phone dedicated to playing.
Twenty-two. Talking to your wife is like talking to a one or two year old child, not only by listening, but also by guessing.
xiii. The refrigerator is a good thing, it keeps leftovers for a week and then throws them away afterward.
24. If being handsome is also a sin. Then I have been unforgivable; if cool is also a kind of mistake, then I have been wrong again and again; if smart is also to be punished, then I do not want to suffer a thousand cuts of death?