The fashionable woman turned around and flew her eyes and said, "Are you sick?"
The man felt puzzled back: "Do you have medicine?"
The car snickers!
The woman felt angry and said, "Are you mentally ill?"
The man coldly confronted, "You can cure it?"
The whole bus burst out laughing!
The bus driver stops the bus and slumps over the steering wheel, laughing!
2, the bus is super crowded, there is a woman standing in the doorway,
From the back of the car squeezed over a GG to get off,
and the woman said "let a little bit, get off," the female drop wood has moved.
The GG stepped on her when he squeezed past.
The result was that the woman was so powerful that she kept scolding, "You're crazy! I'm not going to be able to do that! ~~I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm sure I'll be able to do it.
GG has been wooden to speak, get out of the car can not bear, turn back to the woman said, "repeaters ah you!"
The whole car laughed out loud!
There were a few funny kids in the back, constantly accompanying the scene just now,
A said, "You're crazy, ah you!。。。。。 B said "you repeater ah you" 。。。。。。
The whole car laughed out loud!
Later, a small MM also want to get off the bus, squeeze over and timidly said "I ~ I ~ I want to go down, I'm not a psycho ~!"
The whole bus laughed again!
The woman didn't say anything, but from the side drifted a sentence "Are you out of battery"
The whole car laughed out loud!
3, the chief: good comrades! Soldier: Good day, sir! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said: This muscle is well-trained! Soldier: Report to the chief, I am a female soldier.
4, Scrooge had something to go out, afraid of other people stole the drink he just called, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. A moment later he came back and found the note with a few more words: I spit in it too!
5, late one night, I tossed and turned, can not sleep at night, and then sent a text message to the friends of a sister in the bed: "depressed, accompanied by even chat it." Not long after, the sister wrote back: "Well, what do you want to talk about? The topic of your decision." I thought about it, happy to reply: "Then we will talk about heavy topics, such as - your weight!" After a period of silence, the sister back to the text message, it reads: "This is too heavy. Then let's talk about something superficial, like - your IQ!"
7, an elementary school student, to the long-time crush of the teacher confession, the teacher said this is not right, but he did not listen. Finally, the teacher could not stand, said: I do not want children. The elementary school student said: I will be careful!" .
8, once GIN and vodka to go to the mountains to hunt deer, greedy two people a person hunted two deer. When they went back to take an airplane, the captain was worried and said, "So many deer are going to be overweight!" Two people are disdainful, said: "afraid of what, last year we are also playing so many deer, as usual in this airplane back!" The captain could not persuade them, so he let them get on the plane.
The plane flew smoothly for a while, then suddenly shook and finally fell down. The two got up covered in dust, and Vodka looked around and whispered to GIN, "Boss, it seems like we fell off here last year too!"
9. A psychiatric hospital heard that the leadership to come to the hospital to inspect the situation, so the director of the hospital called a meeting of the patients at the meeting, the director said: "This afternoon, there is a very important leadership to come to visit, all of them have to go to the door to welcome. In the welcome, all the patients stand in the hospital on both sides of the entrance, to stand neatly, when I cough, everyone applauded together, the more enthusiastic the better; I stomped my feet must all stop, there can not be a mistake. To all do well, tonight you can give everyone meat buns; as long as one person messes up, all of them will have no buns to eat, remember?" The patients on stage shouted together, "Remember!" That afternoon, the leader arrived on time, when he stepped into the door, the welcome of the patients have stood in the doorway at this time, with the director of a cough, all the patients applauded together to welcome, the atmosphere is very warm. Come to visit the leadership by the warm atmosphere of infection, with a smile, and everyone applauded together into the hospital. See the leader has entered the hospital, the dean stomped his foot, all the applause stopped, very neat. Only the leader was still smiling and applauding while walking forward, and the dean felt very satisfied. Suddenly, from the welcoming crowd sprang out of a strong as Schwarzenegger's patients, striding to the front of the leader, swung round and gave him a big slap, angry and unusual roar - "you don't want to eat the buns?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
10, one day a fly mother and son to eat lunch together
Son asked the fly mother: why do we eat poop every day ah
Fly mother said angrily: do not say such disgusting words when eating, eat while it is still warm!
11, a night, a naked man called a cab, the female driver stared at him, the naked man was furious, roared: you fucking have never seen a naked man ah! Female drivers also angry: I see where you fucking money from!
12, the night is dark and windy, the pig is on the moon and Chang'e sister kiss me, suddenly a black shadow swept past, the pig rushed to mention the nail rake
chase out, after a while back, said: Damn, Yang Liwei ......
13, earthworm family this day is very boring, the little earthworm cut himself into two sections to play badminton went, earthworm mother think this method is good, cut himself into four sections to play mahjong went, earthworm father thought, cut himself into minced meat. Mama earthworm cried, "Why are you so stupid? You'll die if you cut it so minced!" Earthworm dad said weakly: "...... suddenly want to play soccer
14, a gambler took $1,000 from his family to gamble, and a few hours later, he came back.
His wife was busy asking, "Has that big ticket 'given birth' yet?"
"Born, born," said the gambler, pulling two $10 bills out of his coat pocket and wailing, "Unfortunately, their 'mother' passed away."
15.What animal loves to ask why?
Passerby: I don't know
It's a pig!
Passerby: Why?
17, nun urine test
One day, an old nun felt unwell, so called a small nun to take her urine sample to the hospital. Unfortunately, a woman bumped into her on the way, and her urine spilled all over the floor. The little nun didn't know what to do.
The woman said, "It's just urine, I'll pay you back." The little nun thought about it, and said, "Okay." When the test report came out, it showed that the old nun was pregnant!
So the old nun looked up to the sky and sighed: "These days animals can not rely on, even cucumbers can not rely on?"
19, mom often urge sheep: "wear a skirt when you can not swing; otherwise, will be a little boy to see the inside of the small panties Oh!" One day, the sheep was happy to say to his mother: "Today I and Xiaoming competition swing, I won!" Mom said angrily, "Didn't I tell you? Don't swing when you wear a skirt!" Sheep said proudly, "But I'm so smart! I took off my little panties inside so he couldn't see my little panties!"
21. The centipede was bitten by a snake,
and sent to the hospital for emergency treatment,
and the doctor diagnosed it and said:
To prevent the venom from spreading, the centipede's limb must be amputated!
The centipede thought: "Luckily, I have a lot of legs!
The doctor said:
Brother, take it easy,
You will be an earthworm from now on.
22, a little tiger slowly came over
red face asked the little squirrel:
"Excuse me, can I eat you?"
The squirrel thought it was quite funny to ask: "Is this the first time you've eaten an animal?"
Tiger Cub was even more embarrassed, "Yes, mommy isn't home anymore."
"And what did you eat before?"
The little squirrel asked again curiously.
............
"What? Speak up, I can't hear you!"
"Eat milk!"
After that, the tiger cub's face turned even redder.
The little tiger finished the little squirrel took off his clothes and lifted the two big breasts up ~~~~
23, the Arts Festival we have to dance a huge terrible group dance - need to have a sharp fall, high leg lifting and other violent difficulty of the action. The result is not practiced for a few days everyone can not stand, some are covered in bruises, some muscle strains ...... I hurt my right leg is very serious, simply do not listen to the call! Today to the third floor of the class, God, I simply
Lift and send the right leg straight up one step at a time. The most annoying thing is - while walking, I heard two girls behind me muttering in a low voice: "It's better to go to a school in a big city, if it's in our hometown, you can't go to school if you have polio!
24, there is a man on the Shaolin master,
The master pointed out that he said that martial arts focus on the internal force,
should be the first to train the internal force,
and then practice the external force.
After that,
the master took out a pipe and asked him to blow into half a tank of water,
saying that when he could blow the water in the tank to the point of overflowing,
that would prove that his internal martial arts had reached the highest level.
So he practiced hard day after day,
Three years passed,
with no effect,
but he thought: since the master said so, there must be his reason!
So he continued his training.
After ten years of this, it still didn't work.
Finally, he was disappointed and
decided to stop practicing and go home.
When he arrived home, he ran into his father,
who asked him,
saying, "How are you doing after ten years of learning from a master?
He felt very humiliated,
So he looked down and sighed,
When he looked up - his father disappeared ......
25, Ding Yi, how do you talk in class again?
And then punished by writing your name 100 times!
This child is not repeated,
You look at the table Xiong Lin Kui,
Once in a while to remember ~!
26, the FBI's phone rang.
"Hello, is the FBI?"
"Yes, what can I do for you?" The other party asked.
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He hides marijuana in his firewood at his house." The informant said.
"We'll look into it." The FBI agent said.
The next day, FBI agents went to Tom's house.
They searched the shed where the firewood was kept, split every piece of firewood,
didn't find any marijuana, cussed Tom out and left.
The phone rang at Tom's house.
"Hey Tom! Did the feds help you chop wood?"
"Chopped it." Tom replied.
"It's your turn to call. I have to turn the soil in my garden."
27. A king was choosing a son-in-law, and he pulled a bull to the river and said, "I'll marry my princess to the one who can make the bull nod his head, then shake it, then jump into the river.
A butcher went up to the cow and said: quite a cow B ah? The cow nodded.
The butcher said: Do you recognize me? The cow shook its head.
The butcher stabbed the cow in the ass and the cow jumped into the river.
The king was disgusted with the butcher's brutality, so the butcher asked to try again, and the king allowed him to do so. The cow was dragged to the river again.
The butcher went up to the cow and said; Do you recognize me? The ox nodded his head.
The butcher said again: "Do you recognize me? The cow shook its head.
The butcher smiled and said; know what to do? The cow turned around and jumped into the river
5. Heiji took Kazuha for a ride on his motorcycle. Kazuha wore a pure white dress, and her freshly washed hair was worn cape style smoothly down and flowing. Unfortunately, the two of them only have a helmet, they discussed it and decided to let Heiji wear it. Heiji drove Kazuha all the way to the Mercedes and it felt great!
When they passed an intersection, the police officer stopped them. The policeman said angrily to Kazuha, "Why aren't you wearing a helmet?"
Wakaba looked surprised, "You~ You can see me?"
The policeman asked Heiji again, "Why don't you let her wear a helmet?"
Heiji, on the other hand, looked confused, "There's no one behind me!"
The poor policeman's face changed all of a sudden: "Hurry up ......"
7. Kazuha always complained that Heiji didn't know how to be romantic, and sometimes he was so angry with him. One day, Kazuha pulled Heiji to go shopping, shopping to the end, wistfully came to a flower store, dragged Heiji in, looked left and right, and finally fancy a bunch of roses, so asked Heiji:
"Do you think this bunch of flowers look good?" Heiji: "Yes."
Kazuha asked again, "Does it really look good?"
Heiji: "Yeah, it's really pretty."
Kazuha got a little pissed off and then hinted, "You think it looks good right, I actually kind of like it too." Only to see Heiji said with special sincerity, "If you like it, just look at it a little longer." Hearing this, Kazuha was angry and evil! ~~~ 0.1 seconds later, Heiji is dragged out of the florist store and bludgeoned then thrown into the street to feed the wolves!
8, once, Shinichi, Ran, Hattori, and Kazuha in a small plane trip
flying halfway to the problem, need to parachute escape.
Only three parachutes, so a person has to make sacrifices
Finally decided, let the smartest Shinichi out of three questions, the person who can not answer to jump
So Shinichi asked Ran: "How many suns in the sky?" "One"
So Shinichi asked Kazuha: "How many moons are there in the sky?" "One"
So Shinichi asked Hattori, "How many stars are in the sky?" "......"
Hattori volunteered to sacrifice himself and jumped, but ended up hanging from a branch without dying, a great life
After that, another time, the four of them ****ed on the same plane trip
The same situation occurred,
So Decided to decide on a self-sacrificing person just like the previous time
So Shinichi asked Ran the question, "How many eyebrows does a person have?" "Two"
So Shinichi asked Kazuha the question, "How many eyes does a person have?" "Two"
So Shinichi asked Hattori the question, "How many eyelashes does a human have?" "......"
Hattori volunteered to be sacrificed, and ended up falling into the lake and not dying, a great life.
The third time the four of them took a trip, and again encountered this dangerous
Hattori immediately stood up and said boldly, "Do not have to ask, I jumped!"
So resolutely floated down ......
New First Class immediately regretted and shouted at Hattori, who was falling rapidly through the air, "Hattori! We brought 4 parachutes this time ......"
14, said Mouri as a detective is a bit confused, but usually the brain is still good. This time he went into a small hotel and asked for a root beer. After taking a sip, he frowned and asked the waiter: "Don't you add ice to your beer?" The waiter gave him a blank look, "No ice. Drink it if you want, or pay and leave."
Mauri put down his glass and asked, "How much for a tumbler?"
"Thirty."
"Follow."
Mouri pulled out a handful of one-dollar coins, snapped and tossed them and turned around. The waiter was angry, but picked up the money one by one, carefully counted a few extra dollars, and got over it.
The next day Mao Li came again, the waiter grunted and said to him, "I am a person who never have a grudge against money, so I will not take it up with you last time. What do you want?"
Mauri pulled out a 50 bill, "A beer."
The waiter took the money and sneered as he pulled out a handful of coins as well, "Here's your change. One dollar, two ......" he counted and threw the money all over the floor. Mouri watched as he threw them one by one before pulling out about 10 more coins and placing them on the counter, not moving, "Plus that change, another zillion."
18, the Junior Detective League cheating record
Genta chapter:
First grade math first time to take the application problems, the invigilator is very lax. Genta at that time application problems feel not yet started, so beforehand and Mitsuhiko greeted to ask him to help. Mitsuhiko agreed. Exam time Hikari with more than half an hour of time to answer the question simply handed the paper to the yuan too. Genta was a maniacal scribbler. After handing in the paper, Genta humbly asked Mitsuhiko, "So why did you have to write a long paragraph, then draw a big box and a big cross before writing another paragraph for the last big question? Isn't there a formatting requirement?" Mitsuhiko dizzy ah ...... that question is Mitsuhiko at first thought is not right, so crossed out to rewrite, who knows that Genta actually original copy all ......
Conan chapter:
Examination of the English language, Conan found that the topic has grammatical and spelling errors. So he takes out his textbook and theorizes with the teacher, who reacts after three minutes in awe.
Abu Mi:
Abu Mi was accidentally caught copying from a book by the teacher, and the very serious old teacher took away Ayumi's pass and asked her to leave the exam room. Ayumi sat there silently, her eyes red. The teacher was a little too upset, so he said, "This is not a grade, the rest of the test will be fine!" But Ayumi's tears began to fall one by one. The teacher was a bit anxious: "I'll give you back your pass, so I won't mark you as a cheater, so go ahead and take the test, don't cry!" Ayumi ignored him and cried on the table. The teacher's sweat was pouring down, and he tried to persuade her, "Why don't we copy some more?" The whole class sweated furiously ```
25, GIN in the battle with the police was seriously injured, dying, is in the hospital rescue. Vodka has been captured and granted him permission to visit. Shinichi suddenly thought, maybe he will want to confess to me, must let him get my forgiveness before he dies! So Shinichi went to the hospital to see GIN, who was already covered in tubes and couldn't speak. Shinichi took a piece of paper and a pen and gave it to him, "If there's anything you want to say to me, write it down here!" GIN took the pen and wrote a few words, then suddenly rolled his eyes and gulped. Shinichi sighed and walked out of the room with the note in hand, seeing Vodka outside the door, he handed him the note, "These are his dying words, read them first." Vodka took the note and unfolded it and read it aloud, "Get outta here! You're stepping on my oxygen tube!"
27. After their marriage, Shinichi never helped Ran with her chores.
On one occasion, on Ran's birthday, he said to Ran on a whim, "You don't have to do the dishes today."
Ran was overjoyed and said, "That's wonderful, thank you for your help."
Shinichi replied, "No, you can save it for tomorrow."
Ran: I hinted to Shinichi last time that women like things that last. I ended up getting a diamond ring the next day, and you can do the same to Heiji!
Wakaba: I used that method a long time ago, and I ended up getting a packet of preservatives the next day ......
28, GIN, Sorrow and KID all died and God received them
God asked GIN: How did you die?
GIN: I was trailing a girl home one day, and as soon as I entered the house I lunged at her. She dodged and I missed, then she kicked me down the stairs. I wasn't dead, I don't know what evil person threw a refrigerator down and killed me.
God: Mourning, how did you die?
Mourning: One day on my way home I found someone following me, as soon as I entered the door he lunged at me, I dodged and kicked him down, fearing
he didn't die, so I threw the refrigerator down and smashed him, I didn't realize that I was so happy that I had a heart attack and died.
God: What about you, KID?
KID: I went to a family's house to steal something, suddenly I heard someone come in, and hurriedly hid in the family's refrigerator .......
30, one day, the boat Shinichi, Heiji and Kaitou were traveling on sank, they swam to the shore and met the natives of the island, the Maori ^_^!
The Maori: "I order each of you to find me ten of the same thing on this island, or I'll kill you."
So the three spread out to look for them. Before long, Shinichi and Heiji found ten cherries and ten peanuts, respectively.
Maori: "Good! You guys stuff everything you find in your mouths and then you're free, or I'll slaughter you!"
Shinichi and Heiji had to swallow the cherries and peanuts.
Just then, only to see Quickdraw come back straining to drag ten watermelons ....
31, make a wish
One day, Hattori Heiji went to a wishing well, bent down and made a wish, and threw a dollar coin into the well. Kudo Shinichi also wanted to make a wish, but he bent over and accidentally tumbled into the well, Hattori Heiji was stunned and muttered, "It's really good hey.
33. He won
Ran asked, "Dad how did he get hurt?"
Conan replied, "We made a bet to see who could stick their body out the window farther, and he won.
35, One day! A ferry sinks in the middle of the ocean due to a storm! Only three people survived! They were Shinichi, Heiji, and KID!
A month later, Shinichi fished a divine lantern out of the sea! He rubs it! Suddenly a genie runs out and and tells them to each make a wish each!
Shinichi cares about his reasoning! He says:I want to go back to Japan and reason! The genie nods! There was a hula ...... sound! Shinichi disappeared!
KID cares about his "thieving business"! So he says: I'm going to Mega Money! The elf nods again! KID disappeared too! The genie asked Heiji: What's wrong with you? What do you want to wish for?
Heiji thought about it! Said: Well ...... I do not know what I want? But it's quite boring to be here alone! Well ...... call two people to come and keep me company!
So, there was another holla ...... sound! Shinichi and KID are back!
36, someone invented a computer to test IQ, Ran, Sonoko, and Kazuha went to test it.
Kazuha puts his head into the machine, and the computer says: "192.6", and Kazuha is very happy.
Ran put her head into the machine and the computer showed: "0.3", Sonoko watched and laughed.
So Sonoko also put her head into the machine, and the computer thought for half a day and showed: "Don't joke about rocks".
Ran and Sonoko studied hard for this, and after a year, went back to take the test.
Ran put her head into the machine and the computer showed it, "3.0," a tenfold improvement over last year.
Sonoko puts her head into the machine and the computer thinks about it again and finally shows up, "This rock looks familiar"......!"
21, Conan characters robbed chapter
Kudo chapter
U month U day, after solving the case of Shinichi walking in a dark alley, thug A suddenly appeared.
"Hey kid, want money or your life?"
In the midst of Shinichi's dramatic increase in bruises, "I'm exhausted from solving crimes, and a little thug dares to get in the way of my journey home!?"
"Hey? That's not what I meant ah, as long as you pay ......"
"Cut the crap! Go to hell!!!" In an instant bricks and tiles and cans and soda bottles were flying all over the place.
"Whoa ----! Help ----!!!"
Social page headline: 'Brutal? Man rounded up! Numerous injuries from different objects on his body!"
Hattori Episode
On the Vth day of the Vth month, Hattori, who missed the kendo finals due to a delay in solving the case, walks down the same dark alley when Gangster A reappears.
"Good, not that kid from last time. Hey, hand over the money!"
Hattori was conciliatory, "You're a robber?"
"I can tell at a glance!"
"That's great." Hattori sneered as he pulled his bamboo sword out of his backpack, "I've got a belly full of anger today with no place to take it out, so I'll say I'm defending myself if I hit a bandit."
"No way ......"
"Noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle noodle!!!"
"Woah --------! "
Social headline: 'More cruelty! Man struck with club-like instrument following roundup!"
Kyoji Episode
On the Wth day of the Wth month, Kyouji, who was in a hurry to get to his date with Sonoko, took a shortcut and ended up running into A, a thug who had finally recovered.
"The kid with a piece of duct tape on his head! I'm going to rob you!!!"
"Go away! I'm going on a date!!!"
"Give me the money before!"
"You're kidding! How can I go on a date without money! You're looking for a fight!"
"Ah ------!!!"
Social page headline: 'Horrible! The man who was severely beaten for the third time! From the injuries this time the opponent seems to be a karate master!?"
Takagi
On X month and X day, Detective Takagi, who was passing through this road because of an assignment, happened to meet A, a thug who was actually still alive.
"Kids are so scary nowadays... it's a good thing this one's an adult. Hey! You this guy obediently ............ ah!?"
"Hey? Isn't this the A from the last three month labor camp? I'm Takagi ah. You're not robbing again, are you? Oi! Don't run!!!"
"I'm so unlucky ~~~~~~~~"
Social section headline: "Shocker! Poor man turns out to be Robber A! Our detective Takagi gets another credit!"
Black Feather
On the Yth day of the Yth month, Kudou, who had finished his crime and slipped away from the path, met up with A, the robber who had been released from the police station.
"TMD@%^%$! I'm going to rob you! Give me the money!"
"Money?"
"That's right! I'm telling you I've killed N people and robbed N people I've done drugs and set fires and robbed banks ............ hey? Where are the people ah! My money is gone ------!!!"
One kilometer away on the roof of a building, the Bandit KID is squatting in a ball counting bills.
"Hehehe~~ I steal jewelry and steal from people of course I can also steal money~~ I just happen to have itchy hands today I say~~"
Kidou, you've fallen.
Social page headline: "Robbing someone and getting money stolen instead! Peers Meet, Robber A VS Monster KID!!!"
Shirahma
Z month Z day, thinking about how to catch KID, Shirahma unknowingly walked into this cursed alley, and encountered the comeback of the robber A (man, I admire your willpower)
"This time it will work! You kids hand over the money!"
"You want to rob me oh?" The white horse swept his eyes with the utmost contempt.
"So what if I want to! What's your question!?"
"You want to come and rob me without investigating what kind of person I am?"
"Hey?"
"Do you know my name? What about age? What about birth date? blood type? Favorite type of character? Favorite perfume? Height? Weight? Family background? Job? Interests? Favorite team? Ignore the above and look at the time, it's 8:51 p.m., 16.05 seconds and you want to rob me this early? You don't want to live?"
White Horse knuckle-dragging, robber A knuckle-dragging back to the center of the road, when a truck whizzed by ............
Social section headline: "Relief? Generation of unlucky mugger A finally dies in a car crash witnessed by Detective Whitehorse!!!"
The Kazuha Episode
One day, Robber B encounters Kazuha, who seems to be stalking someone, in an alley. He took out his knife and said viciously, "Little girl, hand over your money!" Kazuha said impatiently while walking quickly, "I don't have time to chat with you, my Hattori is going to be abducted by a bad woman." B thought to himself, "Hmph, how dare you belittle me! So he grabbed a knife and lunged, and Kazuha turned around and sneered, "Don't you know I know Wakkido?" Taking down the thug in two hits, he continued to follow ......
Social page headline: "Crime trend resurfaces, a man B is beaten and thrown to the street."
(2) Garden Part
One day, mugger B met Garden, who was returning home, in an alley, he took out his knife and said viciously, "Little girl, you hand over your money!" Before Sonoko could say anything, Yoshijiro Suzuki behind him roared, "I hate people who rob children and ladies, Robinson (I forget if that's the name), give it to me!" A hound darted out ......
Social page headline: "Man B was originally a robber, seventy-year-old man led the hound to subdue the robber!" There is also a photo of Yoshijiro and the hounds below.
("I, Yoshijiro, am finally making a comeback on the front page!") So says Suzuki Yoshijiro)
(C) Ran's Episode
One day, Robber B meets Ran, who's coming home from an arrival, in an alleyway. He figured he'd come up with a new idea this time, so he put on a ghost mask and jumped out of the shadows. This was really something, and Ran was so scared that she shrieked out loud.B was proud of himself when he heard Ran say, "Huh? How dare you pretend to be a ghost to scare me? How dare you pretend to be a ghost to scare me, unforgivable!" Said a backward spinning leg, the robber B did not even say the words robbery, fell to the ground ......
Social page headline: "A new generation of unlucky robbers came out of nowhere! Three attempted robberies and victimized instead."
(4) Yukiko's Episode
One day, Robber B meets Yukiko, who went to watch Conan, in an alley. , he took out his knife and said viciously, "You, hand over the money you have on you!" Who would have guessed that Arashiko was not at all flustered, leisurely pulling out a pistol and toying with it, saying, "Trying to rob me? I'm a murderer on the run, there's a prize for catching me, yo! But that also depends on whether your knife is faster or my bullets are faster." Hearing this, Gangster B threw down his knife in fear and fled. Arisuga looked at his back and laughed, "My acting was okay, right? But I really didn't expect that this idiot couldn't even tell a water gun from a real one ......"
Society page headline: "Unlucky robber B is out of his league again, famous movie star Yukiko Kudo scares off the robbers with her superb acting skills."
(V) Eiri Chapter
One day, Robber B meets Eiri, who has successfully completed his defense, in an alley. He took out his knife and said viciously, "You, hand over the money you have on you!" Eiri pushed up his glasses and spoke, "Young man, do you know the law? If you rob, you're breaking the criminal law whether you succeed or not. I see that you must have an old man and a young man at the top, and if you commit a crime yourself, it will definitely affect them. So, I advise you to stop this and turn yourself in with me. If I defend you, you might be released in court at the public trial." In the end, B actually did turn himself in with lawyer Fei at a nearby police station ......
Society page headline: "Queen of the legal profession shows her power again! Three words persuade the robbers to surrender."
VI) The Sato Episode
One day, Robber B meets Miwako, who is off duty, in an alleyway. He jumped out and was about to rob her when he realized that a policewoman was standing in front of him and dropped his knife in fear. He trembled and said, "I won't dare to do it again, Auntie Policeman, spare me!" "What did you say, auntie! People aren't married yet!" B was violently beaten up and dragged back to the police station ......
Society page headline: "Unlucky robber reproduces his unlucky nature, and was caught by Officer Sato after he hit the gun for the sixth robbery. "
(7) Ashigara
One day, Robber B met Ashigara in an alley. He took out his knife and said viciously, "Don't think I'll let you go just because you're a kid, hand over the money!" Ashigara doesn't say anything, and hands him a candy, to which B says, "Candy for me? Well, it's kinda tasty."
Sorrow: "It's not candy, it's the latest ATPX4869 improved version..." B: wah wah wah wah ~~ (baby crying)
Social section headline: "Shock Calumny! Unlucky robber B disappeared for unknown reasons, and a mysterious baby appeared at the scene of the crime!
Abuomi's story
One day, Robber B meets Ayumi coming home from school in an alley. He took out his knife and said viciously, "Little girl, hand over your money!" Ayumi was so scared that she cried: "Oooh~~ I don't have any money..." The thug said viciously: "Don't think I'll let you go just because you're crying!" Ayumi is still crying ......
Two minutes later, the two men were still at a standstill, while the residents of the alley had been woken up by the cries. Everyone worked together to catch the assailant B......
Social headline: "Women's tears, really is the world's most powerful weapon ....