A man is standing on a park lectern, what's happening?

A man is standing on a makeshift lectern in a park, yelling at passersby. What happened?

? The sun was setting and the temperature was getting a little cooler. The park by the creek, running young people, fitness moncler, square dance moms ...... a harmonious and lively.

? The park has a temporary construction not put into use the speaker's platform, a young man dressed in strange exaggerated, and even face painted with thick makeup. Only to see the man quickly climbed onto the speaker's platform, ran to the center of the stage, looked panicked, shouted: "Everyone quickly hide, run ah, there is a robber shootout, it is too late, run ah!"

? Many people in the park noticed him and looked over here after hearing his words. "Oops! You guys run, it's really too late!" The young man continued to shout.

? "Boom..." a bang from somewhere startled the crowd, I don't know which one ran up first, and all the people behind followed, both informed and uninformed, those who ran with their children in their arms, and those who accidentally squeezed into the river... ...The park was a mess for a while.

? "Putong ......" young man jumped into the river, splashing a large splash, a few breaths after revealing a head, wiped his face, shouted: "Big brothers, the small has been in the water ah, we live, is to do what we say. Absolutely spoiled family. Big brothers ah! Look at my ah, hold your breath for everyone, come on!"

? Gulp...the young man took a deep breath and dived into the water. The middle-aged man is also excited at this moment, holding the camera, dancing to the screen, "List two big brother 666! Big brother, another set of airplanes, seconds off the list one is not a dream! Big brother asked how long to hold your breath? That can depend on the family! How long do you say? Ranking one big brother said every minute to brush a set of airplanes? Thank you so much. Families, let's cheer together! Together point love, support the anchor!"

? "Five up, five up. Big brother swiped five sets of airplanes! Big brother ho horizontal! Continue, let's continue ......"

A few moments later, the middle-aged man spit, excited hormones filled the whole body, looking at the screen full of special effects gifts, exciting, excited ......

? "Up! Received a report from the public that you are terrorizing the public and disturbing the peace, come with us! Where are your accomplices?" Several police officers, came to the park, a hand to lift the middle-aged man.

? "Ah? What? O! Ah!" The middle-aged man stared blankly at the police officer, taking a moment to snap out of the excitement of the live broadcast. "What am I doing? Accomplice? Cho, where's Cho? Ah. Comrade police, he's diving in the river!"

? "Diving? When was that?" A policeman spoke up and asked.

? "Just now, WC! 26 airplanes up! It's been 26 minutes!"

? "What? Quick save! (Quickly retrieve the body!)" The two policemen shouted in different voices!