Featured 5 classic funny humor jokes
1, the woman went home from the night shift, walked to the dark alley that must be passed every day, found that there is a strong man behind the tail, and then ran all the way out of the alley, turned around and found that the strong man is still behind him, bumped into the courage to yell out: you always follow me want to do what?!
The strong man under the street lamp back: sister 。。。。 I am afraid of the dark.
2, in the fruit store to see the watermelon 2 dollars a catty,
To the outside stall, a look, the exact same melon, 1.5 a catty!
casually asked the stall owner a sentence: you this weighing quasi?
The stallholder: to quasi-weigh? 2.5 pounds!
3, a brother said his wife and a man ` ran away, said very sad, want me to please go to the bar.
In the bar to comfort him half a day before realizing that just his wife took his son back to his mother's home.
I fuck, what kind of people are these!
4, today in the janitorial grandfather to play Stranger, the grandfather asked: What is this for?
I said: occasionally dating.
moncler outlet store busy asking: about it?
I said: I've been playing for two years and I haven't gotten a date.
moncler outlet online said with a smile: alas, playing high-tech did not get a date, I dance square dance have got two!
I.. moncler outlet online.
This is the first time I've ever seen a man dance.
5, I parked the car under the office building, and then rolled up the window in the inside waiting for people, then a woman in public clothes came over to our car window, hand in fist shouted: cheer! Effort! I want to be more confident! More brave!
At this time I rolled the window, the woman fled.
I went.
This is the first time I've ever seen a car with such a thin skin, but I'm still confident and brave enough to practice.
This is the first time I've ever seen a car with a thin skin.