Characters: Tong Pak Fu, Su Dong Po, Chou-heung, Fake Chou-heung
Plot: Su: Brother Pak Fu please.
Tang: Brother Dongpo please.
Su: A generation of literary hero Su Dongpo, ball money is not as much as sperm, see the lady want to touch, touch and drag to the box, box drag.
Tang: wind flow talent Tang Bohu, buy and sell calligraphy and painting speculation speculation, today met Dongpo brother, why don't we gamble, gamble, gamble. Hey, I said Dongpo
Brother, I heard that xxx came a beautiful woman called Qiuxiang, looks young and beautiful, sexy and charming, today we two brothers bet a bet, see who first put
She to pick up to hand?
Su: Okay, I'm the best at picking up girls.
Tang: But I've been losing money in the stock market lately. Ah?
Su: Oops, it's okay, to you brother Bo Hu, little brother I am poor just gold
Tang: really? Then I have to thank brother Dongpo, then we are now headed to × × ×
Su: please
Tang: please (two people around the field, music called a yah two grandma) Hey, to the, this doorway there are couplets, the first couplet: a light bulb,
two light bulbs, three light bulbs, four light bulbs,
Su: the next couplet is: five light bulbs, six light bulbs, seven light bulbs, eight light bulbs, the horizontal couplet (the two people around the field). The next line is: five light bulbs, six light bulbs, seven light bulbs, eight light bulbs, and the crossword (both in the same voice): a lot of light bulbs
Tang: Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good: That's Chou-Xiang? I see this like, (pointing to a female guest) quickly come to pick up the guests
Su: No, this is not Chou-heung, Chou-heung where there is this lady dignified and virtuous?
Tang: Oh, that one over there wearing xxx clothes must be Chou-heung, hey come over here
Su: Du (do pause) this is not, not, be careful next to the big brother to beat you, that make his girlfriend
Tang: this is not, that is not, that is the end is that it?
Su: Why don't we call out, and the person who said yes will definitely not be wrong.
Tang: Ah, yes, I'll call, Qiu Xiang, Qiu Xiang. (Behind the scenes: Who's shouting? The old lady is playing mahjong)
Su Tang: Qiu Xiang, pick up the guest. (Hey, coming)
Qiu Xiang: gold medal Miss Wan Qiuxiang, mahjong table net gun, it is not easy to do back to the bank, the guests asked me to go to the box, go to the box (the two went up to mess
touch messy look)
Qiu Xiang: Hey, what are you doing? I said you are the onion? What are you touching on my body?
Tang: I say Qiu Xiang ah, you do not know me does not matter, you should know him right? He is a generation of literary hero Su Dongpo
Autumn: (see Su's shape) Oh, so it is Dongpo meat ah, I see him thin like ribs, (fat like pork) aside
Su: How do you talk? It does not matter if you do not know me, you should know him, right? He is the talented Tang Pak Fu.
Autumn: Oh, I've heard a lot about you, but how do I look at you are not like a white tiger, but look like a green dragon
Tang: I hall of talent by her worthless, not a hair left, hmmm, Dongpo brother, on
Su: COME ON (two people make a shape)
Autumn: STOP!
Tang: we want to go into the box with you, with the local language is x x x x
Autumn: ah ah ah ah, I thought it was going to come to catch me, so this is what happened, why did not you say ah, simple, as long as the two of you can bo I
three smiles, not to mention into the box, humph, you want to do whatever you want to do, how?
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Tang: three smiles, brother Dongpo, as long as we can win her three smiles, we can do what we want
Su: this is not simple? I'll go first
Tang: OK, you go first, you go first
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Su: I said Qiu Xiang, look at me, how about I do a dance first?
Autumn: good, everyone also come to see (music, Su twisted a few messy, tripped over himself) Aiya, everyone see what this is ah, simply
-------- is a lazy donkey rolling.
Tang: (help Su up) shame, shame, Qiuxiang, he can not, look at me, I came to section of Yang Liping's Peacock Dance (music. Gradually faster, from
elegant to messy head, fainted, Su help up)
Autumn: this is where the peacock dance, is simply cold water plucking chicken feathers, really, funny, hahahaha
Tang: laughed, laughed, one laughed, hurry up and let her three laughs, fast.
Su: I said Qiu Xiang ah, to you, I am best at chanting poetry, I will chant a Tang poem for you, spring sleep, everywhere.
Autumn: What kind of fart poem is this, it is obviously obscene poetry, go to the side, but also the poet
Tang: Hey Qiuxiang, let me and you dance a modern tango (or cha-cha-cha) dance how?
Autumn: this is still a little new, I like, come (music, the end of the pouring when Qiuxiang a loose hand, Tang fell, Qiuxiang was amused)
Tang: hey laugh, two laugh, and then laugh on the can that,
Autumn: slow down, you a talented man, a literary hero, it must be poetic couplet is very good, then I first out of a pair of you to a how
I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
Tang: OK, you can go ahead, we'll be sure to get it right
Autumn: Listen up, how long will the bright moon last?
Su: Ask the sky with wine.
Autumn: but wishing for a long time
Tang: thousands of miles of **** Chanjuan
Autumn: xxx scenery is infinite.
Su: I want to get in the box with Qiuxiang
Autumn: everyone sweeps the snow in front of the door
Tang: Qiuxiang's boobs I want to sip
Autumn: a branch of red apricots coming out of the wall,
Tang and Su: the two black gun into the hole to go
Autumn: you guys are bad, hooligans (covering the mouth and laughing)
Tang: laughed again, three laughed
Sue: Yes, three smiles, we can fuck
Autumn: slow, I have one last request
Tang Sue: What other request? It's already three laughs.
Autumn: that's the point of autumn incense, you that point hit, I will go with whoever, how about it?
Tang Su: good, then you quickly go to prepare (under the autumn)
Su: is not just point qiu Xiang?
Tang, just one are you first, this time I should be first
Su: No, or I first,
Tang: I first, (fight) I have always been light on color and light on friends
Su: I have always been light on friends and light on color
Tang: Then we will try, who won who first.
Su: put the horse over (Huang Feihong music up a circle after shouting high five) we are brothers, what to fight ah
Tang: we are good brothers, how can we fight for a fireworks woman, hurt the peace?
Su: That's right, it's out of character
Tang: It's the same old rule, you go first
Su: Then I'm not going to be polite
Tang: No need to be polite, Chou-heung, are you ready?
Qiu Xiang: good (with the other two cover standing in a row)
Tang: Dong Po brother, come on ah
Su: three people this is good to do, I have heard that the body of Qiuxiang has a smell, my nose than the dog's nose all smart, smell it is not solved it? First smell
The first, a little bit tart, like, to be my second smell, more tart, surely, but here there is a third, do not smell for nothing,
Smell also smell for nothing, oh, wildly tart (fainted)
Tang: Dongpo brother what happened to you?
Su: It has been a long time since I smelled such a great smell of slut
Tang: This × × is a famous place, the beauty here is so busy that only once a month to wash the algae, not slutty strange, really useless, look at me, my friends know, we have a pair of fascinating XiaoLongBao on the body of the QiuXiang, as long as I gently touch it, I know that the one is the QiuXiang, I want to
one by one to touch it over! (Action, two people run down) everyone see, standing beside me this pavilion jade, shapely beauty,
is our Qiuxiang, hey Qiuxiang, can we go?
Su: Hey brother Bohu, we are brothers, you eat meat should give me some soup, right?
Tang: Oh , good, today we will have a two-pronged, two-dragon play phoenix, Chou-heung, go, get on the sedan chair, around the field for a week (music big sedan chair)
Next 。。。。。。。
Tang Pak Fu points Qiu Xiang Need two men to play real or fake Qiu Xiang, free make-up, very funny.
Characters: Tong Pak Fu, Su Dong Po, Chou Heung, Fake Chou Heung
Plot: Su: Brother Pak Fu please.
Tang: Brother Dongpo please.
Su: a generation of literary hero Su Dongpo, ball money is not as much as sperm, see the lady want to touch, touch and drag to the box, box drag.
Tang: the wind flow of the talented Tang Pak Fu, buying and selling paintings and calligraphy speculation, today I met Dongpo brother, why don't we bet a bet, a bet. Hey, I said Dongpo
Brother, I heard that xxx came a beautiful woman called Qiuxiang, looks young and beautiful, sexy and charming, today we two brothers bet to see who first to
She to soak to the hand?
Su: Okay, I'm the best at picking up girls.
Tang: But I've been losing money in the stock market lately, and I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get the best out of her," he said. Ah?
Su: Oops, it's okay, to you brother Bohu, little brother I'm poor just gold
Tang: really? Then I have to thank brother Dongpo, then we are now headed to × × ×
Su: please
Tang: please (two people around the field, music called a yah two grandma) Hey, arrived, this door and couplets it, the first line: a light bulb,
two bulbs,
two bulbs,
three bulbs,
Su: the next line: five bulbs,
Six bulbs,
Seven bulbs,
Su: the next line: five bulbs,
Six bulbs, seven bulbs. The next line is: five light bulbs, six light bulbs, seven light bulbs, eight light bulbs, and the crossword (both in the same voice): a lot of light bulbs
Tang: Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good: That's Chou-Xiang? I see this like, (pointing to a female guest) quickly come to receive guests
Su: No, this is not Chou-heung, Chou-heung where there is this lady dignified and virtuous?
Tang: Oh, that one over there wearing xxx clothes must be Chou-heung, hey come over here
Su: Du (do pause) this is not, not, be careful next to the big brother to beat you, that make his girlfriend
Tang: this is not, that is not, that is the end is that it?
Su: Why don't we call out, and the person who said yes will definitely not be wrong.
Tang: Ah, yes, I'll call, Qiu Xiang, Qiu Xiang. (Behind the scenes: Who's shouting? The old lady is playing mahjong)
Su Tang: Qiu Xiang, take the guest. (Hey, coming)
Qiu Xiang: Gold Miss Wan Qiu Xiang, mahjong table net put guns, it is not easy to do back to the bank, the guests asked me to go to the box, go to the box (the two went up to mess
touching messy look)
Qiu Xiang: Hey, what are you doing? I said you are the onion? What are you touching on my body?
Tang: I say Qiu Xiang ah, you do not know me does not matter, you should know him right? He is a generation of literary hero Su Dongpo
Autumn: (see Su's shape) Oh, so it is Dongpo meat ah, I see him thin like ribs, (fat like pork) aside
Su: How do you talk? It does not matter if you do not know me, you should know him, right? He is the talented Tang Pak Fu.
Autumn: Oh, I've heard a lot about you, but I don't see how you look like a white tiger, but look like a green dragon
Tang: I'm the hall of talent by her worthless, not a hair left, hmmm, Dongpo brother, on
Su: COME ON (the two people make a shape)
Autumn: STOP!
Tang: we want to go into the box with you, with the local language is x x x x
Autumn: ah ah ah ah, I thought it was going to come to catch me, so this is what happened, why did not you say ah, simple, as long as the two of you can Bo I
Three smiles, not to mention into the box, hum, you want to do whatever you want to do, how?
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Tang: three smiles, brother Dongpo, as long as we can win her three smiles, we can do what we want
Su: this is not simple? I'll go first
Tang: OK, you go first, you go first
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Su: I said Qiu Xiang, look at me, how about I do a dance first?
Autumn: good, everyone also come to see (music, Su twisted a few messy, tripped over himself) Aiya, everyone see what this is ah, simply
-------- is a lazy donkey rolling.
Tang: (help Su up) shame, shame, Qiuxiang, he can not, look at me, I came to paragraph Yang Liping's Peacock dance (music. Gradually faster, from
elegant to messy head, fainted, Su help up)
Autumn: this is where the peacock dance, is simply cold water plucking chicken feathers, really, funny, hahahaha
Tang: laughed, laughed, one laughed, hurry up and let her three laughs, fast.
Su: I said Qiu Xiang ah, to you, I am best at chanting poetry, I will chant a Tang poem for you, spring sleep, everywhere.
Autumn: What kind of fart poem is this, it is obviously obscene poetry, go to the side, but also the poet
Tang: Hey Qiuxiang, let me and you dance a modern tango (or cha-cha-cha) dance how?
Autumn: this is still a little new, I like, come (music, the end of the pouring when Qiuxiang let go of his hand, Tang fell, Qiuxiang was amused)
Tang: ah laugh, two laughed, and then laughed on the can that,
Autumn: slow down, one of your talent, a literary hero, it must be very good poetry, that I first came up with a pair of pairs of you to a how
I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
Tang: OK, you can go ahead, we'll be sure to get it right
Autumn: Listen up, how long will the moon last?
Su: Ask the sky with wine.
Autumn: but wishing for a long time
Tang: thousands of miles of ***Chanjuan
Autumn: xxx scenery is infinite.
Su: I want to get in the box with Qiuxiang
Autumn: everyone sweeps the snow in front of the door
Tang: Qiuxiang's boobs I want to sip
Autumn: a branch of red apricots coming out of the wall,
Tang and Su: the two black gun into the hole to go
Autumn: you guys are bad, hooligans (covering the mouth and laughing)
Tang: laughed again, three laughed
Sue: Yes, three smiles, we can fuck
Autumn: slow, I have one last request
Tang Sue: What other request? It's already three laughs.
Autumn: that's the point of autumn incense, you that point hit, I will go with whoever, how about it?
Tang Su: good, then you quickly go to prepare (under the autumn)
Su: is not just point qiu Xiang?
Tang, just one are you first, this time I should be first
Su: No, or I first,
Tang: I first, (fight) I have always been light on color and light on friends
Su: I have always been light on friends and light on color
Tang: Then let's try, whoever wins who is first.
Su: let the horse over (Huang Feihong music up a circle after shouting high five) we are brothers, what to fight ah
Tang: we are good brothers, how can we fight for a fireworks woman, hurt the peace?
Su: That's right, it's out of character
Tang: It's the same old rule, you go first
Su: Then I'm not going to be polite
Tang: No need to be polite, Chou-heung, are you ready?
Qiu Xiang: good (with the other two cover standing in a row)
Tang: Dong Po brother, come on ah
Su: three people this is good to do, I have heard that the body of Qiuxiang has a smell, my nose than the dog's nose all smart, smell it is not solved it? The first smell
first, a little bit of slut, like, when I smell the second, more slut, surely, but here there is a third, do not smell for nothing,
Sniffing also smelled in vain, oh, wild slut (fainted)
Tang: Dongpo brother you how?
Su: It has been a long time since I smelled such a great smell of slut
Tang: this × × is a famous place, the beauty here is so busy that only once a month to wash the algae, not slutty strange, really useless, look at me, my friends know, we have a pair of fascinating XiaoLongBao on the body of the QiuXiang, as long as I gently touched it, I know that one is QiuXiang, I want to be
One by one, I will touch it over! (Action, the two ran down) everyone see, standing beside me this pavilion, graceful beauty,
is our Qiuxiang, hey Qiuxiang, can we go?
Su: Hey brother Bohu, we are brothers, you eat meat should give me some soup, right?
Tang: Oh , good, today we will have a two-pronged, two-dragon play phoenix, Chou-heung, go, get on the sedan chair, around the field for a week (music big sedan chair)
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