Seeking a new version of the Journey to the West Sichuan dialect skit lines

'Hush ....... The White Dragon Horse appeared first. [The white dragon horse is the first to appear on the stage. It is white, with a towel hanging from its buttocks and a tail, and it rises up and runs around the stage with its hooves sounding.

Backstage passes pig and sand and the voice of the monk; monkey, the master of the horse ran old, caught up to .....

Sun Monkey appeared, almost to the middle of the stage when a roll, stand up shaking, hand on the forehead, said; 'bad da, bad da, recently and a small ditch, and beads of the stream, and the Sacred Lamp Mountain, walking fierce point, the body to engage in loss scrape old, turn a heel cloud up the brain is good to share [faint] yo.

At this point, the white dragon horse called out, Sun Monkey turned around and said; 'run away, the horse brain ...... The first step is to take a few steps, pulling the rope around the horse's neck.

The Tang Monk hands behind the back, strutting on the field, sand and the monk followed by the pig eight quit picking a thing, do strain, go last.

The pig roars, buzzing; 'monk, master, rest, yo, come to seek not old.

Sha Heshang; 'What's up? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good look at this. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.

The first time I've ever seen the world, I've seen the world, and I've seen the world, and I've seen the world, and I've seen the world.

These are the first time I've ever seen a person with a high level of health and fitness, and I've never seen a person with a high level of health and fitness, and I've never seen a person with a high level of health and fitness.

Monkey; 'Yes, master, I have a little bit of brain, beans rest.'

The monkey has a lot to do with this, but it's not a good idea. '

The Tang Monk spoke slowly; 'Well, we all take a break.' '

The Tang Monk said, 'I don't want to see you in the middle of the night.

The four of them are sitting down.

Piggy; 'master, I have not eaten for a long time Gaer [meat] old, we are afraid to the front or to rub a meal yo?

Sha and Shang; 'right, a long time have not eaten meat old, the heart of the tide of panic.

The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and then you'll be able to get your hands on them.

Don't be afraid to get your hands dirty; you'll be able to get your hands dirty with a couple of other things. The only way to get the most out of your life is to have a good time, and you'll be able to do it with a lot of money.

The Tang Monk; 'How many colors does he have? Maybe more than I still mixed with the skimming of yo, the recent Asian financial turmoil to his few colors to get worse, last time playing cards, such as the Buddha to find me borrowed silver now have not yet returned it. Alas, the mouth are said to dry beg, dead monkey, to the front to find some water for everyone to drink 。。。。。。'

Sun Monkey went down from the other side of the stage, and then came up and saw the tent placed on the stage, lifted the curtain to look 。。。。。 Then ran back with gusto and said; 'Master, there is a tent in front, there is a good bossy female child inside yo.'

A few people all quickly stood up, hand on the cool canopy to the distant look. Tang; see clearly did not get yo? The sand and the monk; 'really ah? Inu Bajie; 'In which point?' A few people went down the stage together, then up to the tent.

The Tang Monk; 'Is there anyone in there?'

The white bone spirit came out, a few people happy, together with the head turned back; 'Wow, comfortable board. ' White Bone Spirit; 'you a few messed up what?'

Tang Monk; 'We walk a few walk thirsty, looking for you to drink some water'

White Bone Spirit; 'boiling water did not ask for, last night my foot washing water has not been poured, you guys want to come to some do not? The people were busy waving their hands, said; counting old, counting old'

Sun monkey; 'sister, you are what people yo? The first thing you need to do is to get the money to pay for it.

The white bone spirit; 'I'm a walker, my name is xxx, I came out to storm, walked to this point walked tired, take a rest. '

Sand monk; 'wow, you bean is that the western sky daily often published Tianya xx version of the spot bamboo xxx? '

Piggy rushed to pull out a huge brush; 'idol, to the old pig sign a name to spread;'

White bone spirit took the pen, asked; 'sign where well? '

Piggy fishing clothes; I belly big, cluck, sign here'. The white bone spirit brush brush dance a few strokes.

Sha and Shang raised his buttocks; 'I have a big pox, sign here. ' The white bone spirit danced a few more strokes.

Sun Monkey; 'I also come together. ' Reach out and board out. Brush, the white bone spirit and dance a few strokes

Tang Monk; 'I usually do not follow the star, I only pursue you ha, want it? The girl. '

Piggy; 'Hey, sister, you this tent looks good big yo, you sleep alone at night to this point afraid of not afraid of yo? '

The white bone spirit; 'Beans is ah, the night of the darkness of the empty I a person urine do not dare to come out of the nest'

Piggy; 'that I come up to tonight and you mixed accounts well? '

Sun monkey; 'What's what, dead pig, Xing inserted wheels? I was the first to see my sister's yo? '

Monk Sha; 'Do not argue ha, everyone hands over, lest the sand skin. ' Piggy; 'No no no ha, four seasons of wealth is your strong point, rowing rock-paper-scissors. Sun Monkey gave the pig a slap on the back of the head, hand claw up to everyone to see, said; 'know that I can only come out of the fist, deception of the poor? '

The Tang Monk pulled the white bone spirit aside; 'sister, come on, I'll give you a word. ' A few people do not fight, staring down two people 。。。。。。

Tang Monk; 'sister, you see, here only I have a talent, and then old, in addition to Ru Lai and Guanyin, I am good to count a middle-level cadres, you do not care about a few of them, tonight I come to the account. '

Sun monkey busy up to the white bone spirit pull the other side; 'sister, you do not listen to him, his child beans from childhood sexual impotence, so only to become a monk, or and I two mix better. '

Pig Bajie pulled the other side of the white bone spirit; 'You do not sleep with monkeys yo, the baby body Guezhao [lice] more than very much. You touch me this well, my body meat machine meat machine comfortable very much.

Monk Sha also pulled the white bone spirit to the other side; 'Listen to him blowing, urine cans are flying, and his child is stupid and silly poke and prod, a meal to eat eight barge. You see, in addition to the Tang Monk beans is my most stretching shaking, that two sets of colors look like what?

The white bone spirit walked to the middle of a few people; 'Oops, you guys do not fight no fight, one by one to come in to sleep well, the Tang monk advanced to come well, a few of you people outside the throw paper off off the draw, decide the next one.

The Tang Monk proudly with the white bone spirit into the tent to go, a few people sitting underground began to draw lots 。。。。。。。.

A moment, the tent Tang Monk horror screams; 'mama 。。。。 ' Clothes do not cover the body, carrying the waistband of the pants to run out.

Inside the tent ran out of a man with the same attire as the white bone spirit, [pretending to be a female voice] raised his hand and shouted; 'the youngest child, the youngest child, do not run away. '

The pig, monkey, monk drink together; 'Wow, is the white bone spirit rudder well. '

Several people stood up and knocked the man to the ground. The Tang Monk wiped the sweat; 'good danger yo, today almost beans were lost old. '

[curtain call]