1. He is a pessimist who pretends to be optimistic, he likes to be alone, and he is tired of being alone, he wants to be free, and he is afraid of being free he has no dreams, no pursuits, and he can't even do well for himself, he's crazy, he is just a lunatic, he is wearing the skin of a human being, but he has the heart of a wild beast, he has a low self-esteem, he is cowardly, he is proud and contemptuous, he is just a fool, a lunatic, that's me
2. Naughty and rogue to the girl, clanking and proud to the world, tired in the dead of night to clean up their own.
3. You are just right now, just embedded in my heart.
4. Under the cover of the green willow color, far from the glimpse, a street on the wind flow of the book's son want to ride, carved saddle silver stirrups, from the children to ride, gallop to the KangZhuang. The year is like a waterfall, the purple sun flowers bloom again and again, only the young man never lose.
5. The most afraid is not in front of people in great joy and great sorrow, but one day you watched a movie, everyone is laughing, but you are laughing and crying everyone is crying, but you are crying and crying and laughing
6. Memory of the fluttering young man, cloud pattern brocade belt girdle waist, a handsome face with a three-pointed arrogance, smile than the Yellow River clear.
7. After the long river and the setting sun, will be only alone to see. The dream of the people, a sleep does not wake up.
8. For me, chasing stars is nothing more than taking positive people as my role models and constantly learning from them.
9. Happiness is loaded in a crystal glass of wine, mellow, attractive, intoxicating; tears are the point of the cherry cocktail, layers of color and taste different.
10. Regardless of your despicable past, regardless of your family background, love is everything.
11. There was once a tall man who didn't even care about the false and the snake, a good-looking bones, ignore all the laws, not afraid of the compulsion of the law; the pi man with a stroke of the hand, on the attraction of the Milky Way water in the sky, and under the break of the Canglan River, ask the painting of the fairy ambulance service or not?
12. I took it for granted that my fault, so that you suddenly left me halfway
13. As long as you are willing to observe life, life will also pay attention to you.
14. The flower of memory has always bloomed in your eyes that have never been barren.
15. Beautiful to the mouth, blooming lonely flowers.
16. If a person has a goal, the difficulties encountered will no longer be difficult, even if he makes you stumble, but your heart has long had the intention. Not it?
very dirty say, especially dirty sentence say1. I am willing to give you to do cattle and horses and sheep, more do not want, you only need to give me grass on the line.
2. Other people are good to you, is in order to go to bed with you, I am not the same, I sofa living room balcony kitchen can be.
3. I am a practical person, I only believe that love is born over time.
4. It feels so good not to wear a condom, it's just not safe. That's how I broke my last cell phone!
5. After the night of the wedding, the bride struggled to hold the wall out, scolded: liar, before the wedding, he said there are more than thirty years of savings, I thought it was money!
6. Don't talk to me all the time uh-oh oh oh, is it with me to talk about a day will also let you orgasm? The most important thing to remember is that you have to be able to talk to your friends and family in the same way.
7. Yesterday to go to the reservoir to swim foot cramps almost drowned, thanks to the girlfriend saved me, if not in the morning to her full of gas, the two of us will really become a dead lovebirds
8. The so-called growth, that is, in the hearing of the four words of the turbulent waves, no longer associated with the sea.
9. I was 8 years old, an uncle pulled me into the house, with that disgusting thing into my body, without regard for my feelings, not long after the liquid flowed into the inside, and then my legs trembling pull up the pants, I swore that from now on will never be injected.
10. What did he do to make you like him so much! I
11. Spring is not as good as sleeping with you.
12. Woman: your bottom is too hard. Male: you below too much water. Facts have proved: a good pot of noodles is not an easy thing.
13. My fist and the bottom only for you hard, your eyes and the bottom only for me wet.
14. One day, we gathered together to chat about everyone's interests, a person said: I like clean. Suddenly came out: clean who? Another person said: clean who is ah?
15. The best comment on a woman is not that you are so beautiful, not sexy, but I'm hard. The latest space to say the whole.
16. and a female classmate chat, ask, what are you doing, A: just bathed now waiting for dry it. Q: you that dry read the first few sounds?
17. Once upon a time there was a person Ding Ding is very short, so he went to learn Latin dance.
18. One night, my girlfriend-to-be and I were lying on the lawn. I pointed to the ground and asked her: Honey, what do you think this is? Prospective girlfriend said: this is grass ah! I: Do you like grass? Prospective girlfriend: I like grass the best! And then we settled down!
19. Before I just want to see the stars and the moon with you, now I just want to get you out of bed.
20. The teacher said students, do not fall in love early, you now talk about, later are other people's wives. I heard, fuck, other people's wives, think of the stimulation.
21. You know my depth, I know your length.
22. Rose is my stolen, love letter is my copy, but I want to fuck you is true.
23. Sun Wukong: sister-in-law, I'm inside you. Iron Fan Princess: uncle, you quickly come out ah ~ ah ~ ah ~ Sun Wukong: sister-in-law, I'm coming out, you open your mouth. Iron Fan Princess: ah ~ ~
24. I miss the dirty words do not say, I miss is together trembling.
25. I can't say where you are good, just want to see you take a shower.
26. Question: What is a man's tongue used for? Answer: to tease.
27. Ex-girlfriend married, invited me to drink, always feel that I should do something, in the toast, I said to the groom: the bride is very beautiful, I first dry.
Related to the dirty a little sayings
A little yellow QQ sayings, a little colorful space sayings Daquan spoof very dirty paragraph
1. The turtle was injured, let the snail go to buy medicine. After two hours, the snail has not returned. Turtle anxious, scolded: fucking not come back I will die! At this time outside the door came the snail's voice: you fucking say again I do not go!
-2. Dad put his son to bed and went back to his bedroom to get ready for bed. Dad! The son called out. What's the matter? I'm thirsty. Can you get me a glass of water? You've already had some! Go to bed, I've turned off the light! Five minutes later Dad! I'm thirsty. Can't you get me a glass? I told you earlier! I'll kick your ass if you scream again! Another five minutes later Dad! What now? You must bring a glass of water when you come over to beat me up!
3. When I was in school, one day, A gentleman in the dormitory ready to change pants, just draw off the belt, unexpectedly came in a few girls, he had no choice but to carry pants to the next dormitory. Was unbuttoned and was about to take off, unexpectedly came in a few girls, had no choice but to carry his pants to the door of the next dormitory. Because he was carrying his pants in both hands, and very anxious, he had to kick open the door of the dormitory, while shouting: Is there a woman inside? Is there a woman in there? He saw a whole bunch of girls sitting in the room, looking at him horribly
-4. An old man was walking slowly along the street, and saw a child standing on his tiptoes trying to ring a doorbell, but he missed it by a little bit. So the old man went over to him and said kindly, "I'll ring it for you, my little friend. With that, the old man rang the doorbell until he was sure that the people inside could hear him before he let go of his hand. At this point, the child said to the old man eagerly: Let's escape, quickly!
5. A woman was so ugly that she couldn't get married and hoped to be trafficked. Finally, the dream came true, but half a month can not be sold. The kidnappers will be sent back, she was determined not to get off, the kidnappers gritted their teeth and stamped their feet: go, the car does not want!
6. Robbers: robbery, all fucking give me down! When he saw a lady down posture roared: you fucking give me a civilized point, the old man only robbed money not robbed!
-7. Ugly man with ninety-nine roses to a beautiful female colleague, marry me! I love you! Woman: Forget it! I don't feel it. Male: Please tell me that point is not good, I will change. Woman: What do you like about me? I change.
-8. A brother has constipation, in the toilet for a long time can not be as stool, is his best efforts, look at a buddy like the wind rushed into the toilet, into the position next to him, just go in on a real storm, that brother envy of that buddy said: buddy, so envious of you ah. The buddy said: envy what, pants are not off it!
-9. A puppy climbed onto your dining table, to a roasted chicken crawling, you were furious: you dare to do to that roasted chicken, I dare to do to you! As a result, the puppy licked the chicken's butt, you fainted, and the puppy said happily: "Little boy, see who is cruel.
-10. A boys' dormitory sleeper session lasted until three o'clock in the morning, suddenly want to discuss a problem encountered a beautiful girl, the first thing to say? A gentleman woke up from a dream, said: do not say, let's go to sleep!
very dirty connotation said 20211, don't always pat the horse's ass, the horse will also grow hemorrhoids
2, the past, we can never go back, the future you slowly walk is
3, I'm not an Oreo, I'm not a milk, don't always look for me to soak
4, please recite out loud: the lying plum and smell the flowers, lying branches hurt hate low. Invited to hear the lying stone broken, lying wet da spring green
5, my world, the lack of anything can not lack of meat, because I am a carnivore
6, this handsome pot looks very handsome, or not to buy back to stir-fry with it
7, in the age of the grass mud horse, can never lack of go to his sister's mind
8, the history of the teacher to talk about the history of the process of the song on the Jay Len, I
9, heaven, hell, I'm just passing through the earth
10, if not for the teacher said not allowed to cheat, you are now still quite beautiful
11, brother-in-law told you to go home, said your aunt came
12, the most thundering breakup reason, because you are a qq member, I don't feel that I can match you
13, I can only light a cigarette when the time comes, but I don't think I'm going to be able to get it.
14, if your girlfriend is a happy snack food, then marry it, as they say: food good to feed
15, now the air pollution is getting more and more serious, the fruit is not washed and eaten will be poisoned
16, the gold is nothing, I send you a box of diamond cigarettes, only thirty dollars is not expensive!
17, every time you borrow money from a friend, he will always say, I'm looking for that to borrow
18, one day you do not see you, you are still you; one week you do not see you, think about it to remember; January you do not see you, has become a stranger
19, I'm fat, I can reduce down, you're short, no one can save you
20, friends, don't be invisible, after 50 years, I'm afraid I
21, a woman without talent is virtue, it turns out that I have been lack of virtue for eighteen years
22, eat meat, you think you are a monk! Vegetarianism
23, walk someone else's way, so that others have no way out
24, a hundred single love songs can not sing my heart sadness
25, the crowd looking for her a thousand degrees, I do not know where my other half
26, brother over the Hanukkah is not a bachelor's day, but a real lonely
27, November 11th, this moment, I have to go back to the village. 11:11, this moment, the other are going to your
28, pass the blessing to the bachelor's you, friends, please keep in mind
29, we are more happy bachelor's, the flowers in the bushes floated body over, silent but left a little fragrance
30, bachelor's day, I have to find a beautiful mm, say "no" to her! "
31, you called "light", I called "Ming Ming", synthesized a pair called "double double"
32, if If everyone is a bachelor, then the sky low beauty can do ah
33, bachelor is a realm, not a person over how to get up to this festival
34, I really hope that the sky fell a sister in the forest, so that I do not need to have a bachelor's day
35, it is said that November 11th is to commemorate those who sacrificed their lives for love of the great men
36, when the bachelor is really good, and more than a few days ago, he said, "I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to do it, When the bachelor really good, and one more holiday, the general public can not have
37, I love you full of love, how can you bear to push me to this November 11
38, do not be so nervous, I'm not the kind of good people you think
39, all the beautiful, do not discharge, my daughter-in-law is a caller ID
40, the National Day. Our whole family to the museum to visit the monkey show
41, the great man lies in the inner more powerful, rather than the outer type of body
42, know why it is difficult to earn money, because there is a grandpa Mao to do the endorsement
43, the hands of the hands with a cake box of chicken thighs, the mouth but shouting that I want to lose weight
44, what have left me, only pimples have been guarded in the By my side
45, the weather forecast on a truth: thank you for watching today's weather forecast
46, the gap between rich and poor: the poor choose to cliff suicide, the rich choose to cliff bungee jumping
47, nowadays society's powerful cosmetic surgery technology, but also inferior to China's pS
48, Confucius said that Mo pretending to be a pussy, you pretending to be a pussy is that I like to look at it silently
49, I know that the cake box chicken legs in the hands of the cake box chicken legs.
49, I know you're not a random person, but please maintain respect for me
50, a bed, a computer, a bowl of noodles over a weekend is enough