Chen: (Come out first and talk nonsense)
Crowd: (Fighting together)
Liu: What are you doing with me? (Xu hugs Liu)
Teacher: What are you doing? Don't say that. Didn't you hear the bell ring? attend a class
Liu: Stand up.
Hello, teacher.
Teacher: Students, please sit down.
G: (rushing over) report.
Teacher: Gao Xiaopan, you are late again. What happened?
Teacher, I had an operation today.
Teacher: What ... what operation?
High: body useless tissue cutting.
Teacher: What? !
High: body useless tissue cutting.
Teacher: Speak human words.
G: cut your hair (the teacher raises his hand and backs off)
Teacher: (Raise your hand to hit him) Sit down. You said yourself how many times you were late.
G: four times.
Teacher: What day is it today?
G: Thursday (please raise your hand)
Teacher: You are late every day! Don't be late in future. This is your grade, okay? This week's grade, a classmate in our class, got 18.
Woman: Who, who! I got 18 for being so stupid. who is it?
Teacher: Chen Yinquan, you got 18.
Chen: Not bad.
Teacher: Not bad. Do you want to face up?
Chen: I am shameless.
Hou: Teacher, how many points did I get in the exam?
Teacher: You took 14 Hou: Impossible.
Teacher: What the hell, impossible, 14, 15, 16, 17.
Chen: I'm the first!
Teacher: What comes first! Your father needs to know that he has to kill you.
Chen: I am shameless.
Teacher: Tutoring begins today, tutoring! This lesson reviewed the English words we learned yesterday, Liu Jinfei.
Liu: Hey, teacher.
Teacher: Tell me, how do you say oranges in English?
Liu: Oh, there is a leap.
Teacher: What's that smell?
Liu: Teacher, this is Tangshan.
Teacher: OK, no, the pronunciation is not accurate. The teacher will standardize you. It should be, ou runzhi.
Liu: Noisy Runzhi.
Teacher: Ao Runzhi
Liu: Noisy.
Teacher: Ao Runzhi
Liu: Noisy.
Teacher: Ao Runzhi
Liu: Noisy.
Teacher: Let it run, let it run, just let it run!
Liu: Teacher, you have learned.
Teacher: (embarrassed and aggrieved tone) Ao Runzhi
Teacher: In Xu Tao, how do you say bananas in English?
X: Don't take it.
Teacher: Stop it, you are not as good as him.
X: Our English teacher is from Tangshan.
Teacher: Stop it, I hate it.
Teacher: Hou, you don't understand people. You (push him), you don't understand people.
H: Yes, sir?
Teacher: It's you!
H: Why?
Teacher: Answer the question. How do you say grapes in English?
H: the first road
Teacher: What about watermelon?
H: Is it round or not?
Teacher: durian
Hou: It stinks, prick your hand.
Teacher: Your English teacher is also from Tangshan. Sit down! Sit down! Gao Xiaopan, how do you learn English? Set an example. How do you say apple in English?
High: iphone~
Teacher: (helplessly touching his forehead) iphone?
Chen: (Answer first) itouch
Liu: (rushing to answer) ipad.
Chen: (Answer first) Yes.
Teacher: Your father should know that he can't kill you!
Chen: I am shameless.
Teacher: Let's review today's English. Next, let's have a Chinese class. Next, let's learn radicals. The teacher gave an example to illustrate the four-character idiom choppy (broken hand index). These four words all have a feature, they are all beside the water. Which student can tell the teacher such a sentence by analogy?
G: (stands up) Playing with glass balls, (walks up to the teacher to meet the teacher) The teachers are all beside Wang Zi.
Teacher: It's true, but it's a waste of time to play with things. Let's change it.
Chen: Pie and wonton are both word teachers.
Teacher: Just play and eat!
Liu: I can't take a shower.
H: Apply lubricating oil.
X: bladder swelling.
Teacher: Sit down! (akimbo angrily) How do you know everything? Ok, which one of you is good, who can give me a five-character look?
Chen: Fried, roasted and braised.
Teacher: OK! Who, who is good, you, you, you told me ten words (flustered)
X: (standing up is not just gesturing)
Teacher: What do you mean?
X: Oh, what's wrong? Bamiyan
Teacher: Tell me a hundred words.
All: Hahahaha ... (Tilting forward and backward)
Teacher: Stop it! Haha, what?
G: It's all beside the word.
Woman: Ha ha ha ha. ...
Teacher: OK, OK.
Liu: The teacher hasn't reached one hundred yet.
Teacher: Don't talk nonsense. Let's stop here for Chinese class first. Next, I, we have a music class (I cried), Liu Jinfei.
Liu: Why me again?
Teacher: Sing them a little swallow.
Liu: Fortunately, I know this (penguin hands on the stage).
Xu: Teacher, this is a penguin (Liu kicks it over).
Liu: Stop it.
X: He can't fly.
Teacher: You keep singing.
Liu: Little Swallow, dressed in gorgeous clothes, comes here every spring. I asked Swallow why you came. The swallow said that the mountain road here is eighteen bends.
Chen: Hey ... Hey, what are you singing?
Liu: Hit me, don't you dare hit me.
Teacher: Let go, let go, why?
Liu: Teacher, he hit me first.
Teacher: Why did you hit him?
Chen: Oh! serve sb right
Teacher: Hit people, right? Your father knew he was going to kill you!
Chen: I am shameless.
Teacher: You can, right? You sing me a nursery rhyme. Come on, you sing it for me.
Chen: Teacher, I can sing children's songs, but I need a classmate to help me.
Teacher: Who?
Chen: He (refers to Hou)
Teacher: Hou Zhenpeng and Hou Zhen, you don't understand people.
H: Why, teacher?
Teacher: I am calling you. Sing together.
H: Then sing.
Teacher: Sing children's songs.
Chen: I will sing you a children's song. A three-year-old child wears new shoes and carries a schoolbag to school. The teacher thought he was young and ran home with his schoolbag on his back.
H: You can't run away.
Chen: Great.
H: Can you get up?
Chen: Come to school.
H: Learn culture.
Chen: Draw a picture.
H: Tu Tu Library.
Chen: I can't control it.
H: There is a big fire.
Chen: The motive of the fire is a wowotou.
H: It's my turn to say this, and it's my turn to say this.
Teacher: What are you doing? Sit back! Sit back! You are shameless! (pointing to Chen). Let's stop for a music lesson here. Next, we will go to physical education class.
Everyone: Yes (cheers)
Teacher: Stop it, stop it, stop it, line up according to size, come on! Okay, start counting down.
All: 4, 2, 3, 5, 1
Teacher: OK, everyone is here, everyone is here. In this class, the teacher will teach you how to play basketball. Later, I will find some classmates who play basketball, and we will ...
Chen: What are you looking for, teacher?
Teacher: Find some classmates who shot! I'll get the basketball.
The teacher wants to find some blue-haired students.
Teacher: the basketball in our academic affairs office is not ... what are you doing!
Teacher, do you think our heads are blue?
Teacher: What? !
Look at our heads. Are they blue?
Teacher: You Xiong Haizi, quit school! !
Teacher, do you think our heads are blue? Teacher, do you think our heads are blue? ...