2, the problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but, how to be rich is your biggest problem. 3, a girl like you can not marry, even if married is also married. 4, Q: girlfriend's friends of the opposite sex of which behavior is most unacceptable to you? A: Live. 5, there are so three kinds of people in the school, one kind of person is the school bully, one kind of person is striking school, as for this third kind of person, want to be the school bully but the power is not enough, want to strike school but can not stop. 6, sometimes, others are very cold to you, may not be your problem, he may just do not like ugly people. 7, life is like apprehension, no accurate lyrics, but thrilling. 8, loneliness is someone talking, no one is listening, someone is listening, you have nothing to say. 9, their looks in general, but there is a heavy late Yan control disease; hands not a few money, like are burning money; perennial single, but often do emotional counseling for friends; mind is not mature, the body but to the middle-aged and old age regimen. 10, to be honest, the corner generally does not meet love, but you are likely to meet beggars. 11, know why I'm a young man all right to go to see the aunt dancing it, because after mixing well with the aunt, the aunt will ask: young man has no girlfriend ah, no, if the aunty to introduce you to one. 12, on the recent many girls reflect the hair loss problem, there is such an explanation, may be because of the long-term no boyfriend, the body thought you have been out of the house, so the hair began to fall out spontaneously. 13, cute this kind of thing should also be divided into people, good-looking can only be called cute, ugly can only be called pretending to be crazy. 14, the real brother, no matter how far away we are, no matter how long no contact, even if the middle of a few times to change the cell phone number, to borrow money when you can always find you. 15, today to see the former girlfriend sitting on the back seat of the battery car, wrapped around the waist of her current boyfriend frozen shivering look, I raised the corners of my mouth with a smile, squeezed on the warm bus. 16, mom and I lay on the couch to eat snacks, dad came over to train me a meal, I said weakly: mom is also eating, why don't you say her? Dad: your mom and then fat have me to her, you? 17, I think it, now the game is more and more unreasonable, do not move to let people charge money, do not move to let people invite friends. I TM is not because no money no friends to play the game. 18, I asked the Zen master: I have a big dream, if realized, the world will no longer have strife. I need a lot of money, master can help me? Zen master took out a child's hat and a pair of children's gloves for me to wear: what do you feel? Hands, head a little tight.? Me too.? 19, the girl's interpersonal relationship can be divided into three kinds: can not wash the head to see, to wash the head to see, wash the head do not want to see. 20, you scold me must be because you don't know me well enough, because people who know me, want to beat me. 21, April Fool's Day confession is nothing, Qingming Festival confession is the king, in case of rejection, you can say ... I've been possessed by a ghost just now... 22, Tencent microblogging out of a function? The first time I saw this is when I was a little girl, and I was a little girl, and I was a little girl.
23, life's greatest sorrow is not in youth, acne is still there. 24, this final exam would like to be a hit, but when the paper was sent down, I decided to hide the strength. 25, the next life I want to do your heart, piss me off, I do not jump. 26, how I suddenly have a feeling of smashing the computer, but can not give up. 27, math teacher wrote a whole blackboard of perverted math topics, ready to point a few students up to answer. At this time, my desk is in hibernation, my heart was filled with evil. I will use my arm to poke it awake, a serious said: ? Get up! The teacher wants you to wipe the blackboard!? The same table will understand, towards the blackboard, stride. The math teacher nodded in satisfaction at the table, the table smiled, and then without looking back, picked up the blackboard eraser and wiped the blackboard so clean! The classroom was instantly petrified, followed by loud applause. 28, God has three apples: one tempted Eve, one smashed woke up Newton, one let Steve Jobs take a bite! 29, Sister Lin is not sick to death, in fact, fell from the sky and fell to death. 30、If you are well, it is a sunny day. According to this weather it seems that you should be hanging. 31, see you know why Africa famine. 32, summer is bad, poor when I even have no northwest wind to drink? 33、Smart people are unmarried, married people are hard to get smart again! 34, God for me to close the window of math, by the way, bring the door of English, but also blocked the sewer of science, even the language of the dog hole are blocked for me. 35, got up early this morning thought I grew up, take a closer look, the original quilt cover horizontal!