Funny and connotative sentences
1. not afraid of tiger-like enemy, afraid of pig-like teammates!
2. long really creative, live really courageous!
3. Recently a lot of people jumped off the building, be careful not to be smashed.
4. Exercise your muscles to prevent being beaten up!
5. Judge: why do you want to print counterfeit money? The defendant said innocently: because I can't print real money
6. Loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is a group of people's loneliness
7. Wistfulness is just like pregnancy, it takes time for people to see it.
8. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to 6!
9. Look into my eyes and you'll see perseverance and sincerity in addition to eye-boogers.
10. Lei Feng does good things without leaving his name, but every thing is written down inside his diary.
11. I have no money twice a year, once is half a year to cheat you are not human.
12. I'm not a beautiful woman ~ no good background ~ but I'm very diligent ~ not afraid of suffering
13. I'm going to say that you're a dilettante, I'm praising you
14. people are good at heart, you're naughty, I'm messing with you
15. Handsome or not handsome is a pot anyway
16. the 21st century is very dangerous, quickly go back to your
17. Don't talk to me about feelings, it hurts money
18. The world's shortest and most connotative and fashionable sentence is: Fuck me!
19. When you go to school, you just want to go home, and when you go home, you think about school.
20. I would rather die in bed than die of boredom in the examination room.
21. Time can wash away everything, even the deepest memories will be washed away
22. If it is a transparent person, the first bank or the first bathhouse?
23. Farmer's spring is a bit sweet, but the spirit of the boy is a bit suspended.
24. I am dead, if there is a line, purely ghost
25. When you sleep alone, try to pillow two pillows.
Classic and connotation of the funny paragraph
1. This road is wide, you are standing all night may not have a car hit you.
2. I'm not a bone, I can't let every dog run after me.
3. Liars are afraid of people with good memories
4. When people start to say you are crazy, you are not far from success.
5. You, you you you you you you you mess with me again I'll feed you Sanlu
6. One, two, three, four, five, six. You just turn around and I'm gone.
7. My dear, I am not good. I'm sorry I didn't get to be the one you love.
8. eight ring kwuk don't look at the master's signature!
9. Some jokes. Open and open on the real for example: I like you
10. You take a bath. I peeked
11. Russia really want to throw you a bomb, blowing up your goods real.
12. Once the sky is dark, you can't find you
13. An article, a lock, a kind of heart, who listens to.
14. Forgiveness is easy. Trust again, not so easy.
15. June 1, who will buy me candy to eat I will go with who.
Humor and funny classic connotation paragraph
1. Do not provoke me, I impulse up their own will be afraid!
2. Whitehead is not just a matter of dyeing your hair and knocking out a few teeth.
3. The noise does not go away, scolding, that is called
4. What are you hiding; what do you hate; what are you sad about?
5. Do not see a love one, love too much, your love is going to depreciate.
6. There is a disease that is too harmful, it is called, you think too much
7. Heroes do not ask for a way out, hooligans do not look at the age
8. Kindness lies: is to give their own deception to find a good excuse.
9. It is said that God's horse is a floating cloud, and that a thousand-mile horse is the floating cloud of floating clouds.
10. Looking at the grades sent down, I want to say: my grades are not mine.
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1. not angry in the event of a problem, the basic vegetarian, take a walk, labor and leisure in moderation
2. once thought I was a flower of the cliff, and then I realized that it is a piece of scum in the sea of people. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said.
3. Earning money is like digging the ground with a needle, spending money is like water seeping into the soil.
4. The only thing to be happy about is that people who didn't get it before are now super ugly.
5. Why do you think the teacher invited the parents, someone who can't even educate a minor is trying to educate an adult.
6. What is the greatest shame in life? Cheating and failing!
7. Every time you encounter the kind of sensor faucet that does not work very well, you feel as if you want to eat.
8. I don't mind if you say I'm handsome, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they're just a bunch of innocent elks.
9. That day I took away the beggar's bowl full of money, but it cured his disability for many years.
10. The left brain is full of water, the right brain is full of flour, do not move then just, a move is full of paste
11. Because of the previous too much heart and lungs, so the current no heart and lungs.
12. Because of the temperature progress, I lost my temper with my contemporaries in the temple for a while.
13. In the world of love, there is no one who is sorry, only who does not know how to cherish who.
14. On occasion the phrase emphasizes the importance of phases for lasers.
15. Don't forget what you once had. What you can't get, cherish even more. The one that belongs to you, don't give up. What has been lost, keep it as a memory.
16. This group of peasants who do not know what is called bone can not appreciate my unprecedented beauty
17. One day I will walk away from you silently, without any sound. I have missed a lot and I am always alone.
18. After all, you have to be hurt yourself to learn to be smart
19. I've been looking for her for a thousand years, and when I look back, I see her in the marriage registry.
20. Self-indulgence is not sentimentality, it is too good imagination.
21. Why do you always have tears in your eyes? Because I'm really sleepy!
22. If you like it, you should go after it, and you don't care if you have a boyfriend or not, the team still has a goalie, and the ball is not scored as usual.
23. I want to beat you into a cripple, because I want to take care of you for the rest of your life.
24. You suddenly do not return my message, I always comfort myself: nothing, you probably died.
25. I remember when I first went to middle school, I found my breasts slightly bulging and felt so scared. Now that I've graduated from college, I'm even more scared to see my breasts rise.
The most classic funny connotation paragraph
1. Review of the boat said to turn over, and sublimated into a failure of the luxury ship.
2. I heard it's raining in your city, I don't know if you brought an umbrella, if you did, it's fucking raining for nothing.
3. What did you bring to school?
4. When you see me staring at you from afar, don't think I'm interested in you, I really can't see who you are.
5. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me, the other is not you.
6. the hand of his son, know that the son ugly, tears, son do not go I go,
7. the hand of his son, will be dragged away, son, if you do not go, well, close the door to let the dog,
8. pigs have the pig's mind, the people have the human mind. If a pig has a human mind, then it is not a pig is eight rings.
9. Diamonds are forever, a bankruptcy!
10. I'm an angel, I can't go back to heaven because of my weight.
11. I'm laughing at the sky, I'll go to bed after that.
12. I curse you to buy instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.
13. I allow you to come into my world, but do not allow you to walk around in my world.
14. To inferiority complex, you are not dumber than others. Don't be complacent, others are not dumber than you.
15. Valentine's Day is afraid that the object is too handsome to be taken away? The most important thing to remember is that you can't be a good person and you can't be a bad person.
The most wonderful classic funny connotation paragraph
1. I do not have a story, but only by virtue of handsome has subdued many people.
2. Just a particularly handsome handsome man in front of me, we looked at each other for a long time, who did not break this calm until the hand tired, I slowly put down the mirror.
3. I put the TV remote control on my waist and made a show of buying a new cell phone.
4. All men are born equal, except those who are married.
5. Ten years later, the court sentenced a murderer to death for the second time.
6. If Beethoven is the father of the symphony, does that mean that Beethoven's father was the master of the symphony?
7. If you need counseling or advice, we'll give it to you for free; if you need the right answer, pay extra.
8. If you're competing with a tiger to see who can starve better, you're going to win.
9. It would be funny if it didn't happen to me.
10. If idiots could fly, my company would be an airport.
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1. People are not afraid of death, but most afraid of not knowing how to live
2. Life in the world is nothing more than letting others laugh and smile, and occasionally laugh at other people
3. If there is any chance that you can make someone laugh at you, then you can make them laugh at you.3. If I disappear one day, there are only two possibilities: the body is traveling, or the soul is traveling.
4. Life is colorful, but I have my own colors.
5. Though restless, I should keep to myself.
6. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food wherever you go in your life
7. Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing a lot of people's ideas is research
8. My father expressed his opinion on my fatness: I don't have the life of Hanhong, but I also have the disease of Hanhong.
9. I have never cheated you, because I have never had to cheat you.
10. My intended is a great beauty, finally one day she will ride a fire-breathing dinosaur to marry me, but I saw her mount, but not her master.
11. Not afraid of tiger-like enemies, but afraid of pig-like teammates!
12. Grow up really creative, live really courageous!
13. Recently, many people jumped off buildings, so be careful not to be smashed.
14. Exercise your muscles to prevent being beaten!
15. Judge: why do you want to print counterfeit money? The defendant said innocently: because I can't print real money
16. Loneliness is a person's revelry, revelry is a group of people's loneliness
17. Wistfulness is just like pregnancy, and it takes a long time for it to show.
18. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to six!
19. Look into my eyes and you'll see perseverance and sincerity in addition to eye candy.
20. Lei Feng does good things without leaving his name, but every thing is written down inside his diary.
21. Don't look for me when there's nothing to do, and don't look for me when there's something to do!
22. To make the contract attractive, the contractor subtracted a tractor from it.
23. I was responsible for unloading a large pile of charcoal and coal at the colliery.
24. I watched you smile and be silent, pleased and lost, just as I am now, and so I followed you in your happiness and your sadness, except that I stood in the present and you stayed in the past forever.
25. I watched Ai Iijima's ** grow up, and she died last year; I watched Jackson's music video grow up, and he died this year; now, I decided to watch CCTV grow up
Super connotative humor and funny paragraph
1. The strong man among us strongly detested this bad thing.
2. What I can't let go of must be because I can't have it
3. The reason why angels fly is because they see themselves as very light
4. Remain independent and don't rely on anyone or anything, because when the pillars are all gone, you'll fall back to the ground
5. The way not to blame him and not to hate him is the most. The party is transparent, there is a hatred than to harm.
6. People like you who talk about achievements every time they open their mouths are put in the Cultural Revolution period, they are to be shot.
7. What do you need to pay attention to when selling cute?
8. Learning Japanese is mostly about watching anime, learning Korean is mostly about chasing stars, learning French is mostly about pretending to be artistic, and learning English is mostly about being forced.
9. Someone said hate me, at once I smiled, can make you upset, I am in a happy mood.
10. In the future you get married, if the groom is not me, I will move next door to your house to live, to your children than to the biological better, until let your husband doubt life.
11. Earn money is a kind of ability, spend money is a kind of technology, my ability is limited, but the technology is very high.
12. Which eight words can make a man rain or shine, a phone call? Come to drink ah, all women!
13. Success in recent years has been divided into three categories: successful login, successful download, successful payment.
14. Say, what else can you do besides eating? Hungry.
15. I heard that the Dubai beggars earn 470,000 a month, that come once to say go to Dubai for two? I take you, you take the bowl, I am responsible for crying, you kneel and shout.
The most humorous classic connotation funny paragraph
1. Do not and I than lazy, I am lazy and you than
2. In a high place, raise your eyes far away, fell down low, but also meditate to appreciate
3. The eldest brother, you know? The second brother's meat is now more expensive than even the master's
4. I'm sorry! I'm dead! But thank you for coming to see me! I'll come to see you at 12:00 tonight too!
5. When I'm drunk, I don't serve anyone, I just hold the wall!
6. Playing with life: you can play only if you have a life, and if you don't have a life, what can you play with?
7. I thought that I was disheveled, but it turned out that I was scrapped!
8. Smoke does not listen, so we smoke.
9. How far a person can go, depending on who he walks with; how good a person is, depending on who he has to point out; how successful a person is, depending on who he has with him.
10. Heroes are hard to pass, I am not a hero, beauty let me pass.
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1. A real warrior should dare to look at the beautiful beauty squarely, and dare to face the dismal singleness.
2. I think there must be a lot of people who have a crush on me, because after all these years, no one has confessed to me!
3. Three elements of success: persistence; shamelessness; persistence shamelessness. You've done it?
4. When you are in a bad mood, then go to the toilet, and after that, face grimace to the toilet and say: you give me eat shit you! Then flush the toilet.
5. The difference between classes: elementary school classes cost the mouth, middle school classes cost the pen, high school classes cost the brain, college classes cost the flow
6. A person's longest history of love is probably narcissism
7. The difference between an affair and a love affair is that the former is together and the latter is not.
8. The sky is falling down, you top, I pad!
9. Nonsense is the first sentence of human relations.
10. In the eyes of a fool, the cleverness of a clever man is worthless.
11. Money is not the problem, the problem is no money!
12. As long as the hoe dance well, that there is a wall digging not down?
13. Rich man, no money man difficult.
14. When you meet your favorite, you have to take the initiative to make a mistake.
15. The voice of the fat man: the mouth is very enjoyable, the heart is very thin.
16. Men who are not good for women are reincarnated as sanitary napkins in their next life!
17. I am in the jungle, but there is no legend of me in the jungle.
18. Since I became a pile of shit, no one dares to step on my head.
19. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.
20. What a creative look, what a courageous life!
The most humorous funny connotation paragraph
1. The early bird has a worm to eat, the early worm is eaten by the bird!
2. In my next life, I'll look for you again, because besides me, you're the dumbest.
3. I see money as dirt, my parents see me as a septic tank!
4. I have a cool mini skirt, but unfortunately my legs are not mini enough.
5. You don't look good on first glance, but on second glance you don't look as good as you do on first glance.
6. Don't talk to me about life, talk to me about the living!
7. Life is a chapter full of regrets, because she did not have the opportunity to let you modify the sick sentence.
8. Wife is too hard and too tired to keep the house, so wife only one is not enough!
9. Suddenly want to have a child, who will help me have one? I'd like to thank you for your help.
10. I can't find my tie again, did you not find the rag yesterday?
11. Not every word of sorry can be exchanged for no matter what.
12. The tongue lives longer than the teeth, and the software lasts longer than the hardware.
13. There is no difficulty in driving, only the fear of newcomers.
14. All grandfathers come from grandchildren.
15. When the dizziness when I finally understand what is called love.
The most classic humor and funny paragraphs
1. When a woman cries, a man will lose.
2. The house just doesn't go down in price.
3. Rather believe that there are ghosts in the world, but also do not believe that the man's broken mouth!
4. A man's lie can lie to a woman all night, a woman's lie can lie to a man all his life!
5. Maybe seems to be probably, however not necessarily not see.
6. A mountain can't hold two tigers unless there is a male and a female.
7. I wanted to fall in love early, but it was too late.
8. What is unlikely may be realized today, and what is impossible may be realized tomorrow.
9. It's easy to make things complicated, and it's complicated to make things simple.
10. The killer of marriage is sometimes not an affair, but time.
11. Is big size always powerful? The dinosaurs went extinct, didn't they?
12. Fall down, get up and cry again.
13. When you get married, it's in your eyes, but when you get divorced, it's out of your eyes.
14. Not everyone can live a low profile, can be low profile based on the high profile at any time.
15. When others praise me, I am worried that others do not praise enough.
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1. Some things you should not understand some people you should not hurt
2. The happiest thing for a man, his wife gave birth to his own child 。。。。。
3. tired, only to realize that they are not Superman
4. children always want to leave home to find happiness, many years later to realize that the happiest place is home.
5. Feelings are not thinking questions, not a change of position can be said clearly.
6. Do not go with the limited time to calculate a kind of purpose that can not be achieved.
7. When the knife is on the neck, no one will think of others
8. Maybe one day, when you put on the wedding dress, I have put on the robe.
9. What do we have to be afraid of, we came to this world did not intend to go back alive!
10. career, just have perseverance is not enough, persistence is before the choice, find the right direction, success will have hope.
11. Time behind my back quietly crushed once upon a time, you left that route scars are spreading.
12. Deep love and romance is something that requires a qualified man to do that!!!! Love is a luxury that most people can't afford to consume!!!!
13. There are times when what you think belongs to you is actually very fragile, just like leaves and trees, a gust of wind, no relationship.
14. When I said goodbye to my father and mother, only to break into Shanghai, the work of the dream break where, dust full of new certificates. Money has not earned, people have not married, sideburns first fall, this life who expected, heart in the inner ring, body old suburban ring.
15. Can there be a little bit of sadness pretending to be an unwillingness to give up
16. Can not open the door of the heart, can not find the right person.
Funny and connotative sentences classic
1. Put the dollar monthly income to live as fast as the dollar.
2. The so-called affair is to have bread and love and still want the cake.
3. People, can start from nothing, but not unarmed!
4. Individuals are afraid of loneliness ヽ individuals are afraid of betrayal.
5. Death is not terrible, terrible is want to die dare not die.
6. If it is not afraid of other people to pick up a lot of things we will throw away
7. sad minutes, less seconds of happiness
8. life, that is, my mother gave birth to me, I have to live.
9. cloudy days, so the shadow does not want me
10. melancholy youth lives an old soul
11. I am not your dog do not need to look at your face in order to get what I want the bone ゞ
12. real tears from the bottom of the heart, the eyes are just an outlet.
13. Cang Sang passes through but also just so laugh and cry.
14. The happiest thing in the world is to find out that the person you love happens to love you too
15. There is a wound in everyone's heart, the place where the sky used to collapse.
16. Brewing love is always something that happens suddenly, only destroying love requires careful calculation.
17. Live in tragedy, that God let me self-improvement.
18. I know you did not lie, even if I lied, I do not know
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1. Can there be a little bit of sadness pretending to be an unwillingness to give up
2. Can not open the door of the heart, can not find the right way to find the person.
3. If I were a dish, my heart is a restaurant you can't afford to enter.
4. Brushing teeth is a mixed blessing, because one hand holds the cup and the other hand holds the wash.
5. Funny and philosophical sayings
6. Ask when the salary will rise? The first thing you need to do is to ask for a refund, and the second thing you need to do is to ask for a refund.
7. You will always be my frame, and I'm just your guest.
8. Memory of that wipe naivety with the passage of time hung on the plaque of youth.
9. I compressed you in the memories, but how can not find a way to decompress.
10. Perhaps love, like falling leaves, seems to fly but falling.
11. Tears are a gift you mailed to me, the address is not very happy.
12. love is not to occupy a person but to conquer a heart
13. not all things crowned in the name of love to become a matter of course
14. with a flower season to warm the pupils of the eyes
15. some of the past has never been just a person's if you take it as a two-person that you and I can not withstand the weight of the heart
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17. the difference between genius and genius genius is how can be, the ghost is so actually can be 。。。。。
18. this year in the end is warm winter or cold winter? Experts said that the specific to wait until the end of winter to evaluate
19. The world's most dashing person is the aunt, she wants to come on, do not want to come on not come, she does not come to you anxious to die, she came to you annoyed to death. She comes or does not come you have to endure in silence, recognize it, listen to the words of the aunt good girl.
20. The person who knows you best is not your friend, but your enemy.
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1. The latest pithy to engage in humor and funny words super can eat is not counted as superpower
2. Do you know why Xiao San cried? Because the youngest is back! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. It's because the boss is back.
3. I will write the names of my exes on the lanterns and send you to the sky one by one.
4. Your little darling is online.
5. Tease the children must be % successful, must make laugh, otherwise you will stand there like a retard.
6. class teacher, don't bother changing seats, I sit wherever and talk to the people around me.
7. I am a lesbian, but I am afraid of the world's eyes, I hope that a loving handsome man can pretend to be my boyfriend, pretend to eat together, pretend to sleep together, so that I can get rid of the discriminatory eyes!!!!
8. On New Year's Eve, almost all of my relatives were asking where to work. I was tired of answering the question, and I replied that I was working as an ADC in Birgitte. The first time I heard this name and position, I thought it was a Fortune 500 multinational company, so I didn't ask any more questions.
9. morning clean up clothes to see the husband has two underwear holes, quite distressed, I shop every day to do beauty mahjong, really ignored him, hurry to give him the underwear thrown into the trash can, back to the must give him more to buy two good point of the underpants just play mahjong home, I silently pick up my husband's underpants in the trash
10. Valentine's Day is over, and then the next is the Women's Day, meaning that after Valentine's Day, turn you into a woman, Women's Day is April Fool's Day, that is, you become a woman, only to find themselves deceived and fooled, April Fool's Day is Labor Day, that is, to find themselves deceived when it is already late can only be a cow as a horse, Labor Day is Children's Day, God, but also to have a child, are all the sets of ah!
11. When I was in school, a school square blood donation, CC send a pair of manicure utensils, CC send a watch. Neighboring class a MM heard feel very happy, ran over to ask the nurse CC to send what? The nurse calmly said to send a coffin.
12. Check the ticket into the station, the station staff said, with a small child to another area of the queue. A young man said to me, uncle I load your child. We go there faster. Age. You fucking gave my face how many vicissitudes.
13. Even if you think you are a piece of stinking dog shit, you will meet a kind-hearted shithouse, not far from thousands of miles to find you, and then as a baby, and then not far from thousands of miles to roll you home, all the way to take good care of you for fear that you will be robbed, trampled flat, or hit a rock, and is thinking of you into the home of the treasure of the town house.
Humor and connotation of a sentence classic
1. The teacher called Xiaoming up to answer the question, want to exercise his courage. Xiaoming weakly said teacher I I won't teacher can't act like a man? Xiaoming thought for a moment Finally, Xiaoming angrily slapped the table and yelled out I won't! The teacher out!
2. The son asked me if the father always know more than the son? I'm sure you do! Son who invented the electric light? I am Edison. Son that Edison's father did not invent the electric light? I would like to get him back to his mother's belly.
3. Teacher, if the principal and I fall into the water, who will you save first? Xiaoming rare opportunity, I certainly jumped down in front of you to swim around. The teacher got out!
4. Dad tomorrow's exams you want to test bad, you do not have me as a father! Son Oh. The next day dad son, how the test ah? Son you who ah?
5. basic mom and dad's generation of people's child rearing method, and dog rearing is almost the same, the meal point to eat, the school to pay tuition, usually loose, in case of biting people outside, the money to pay, the vaccine for people to play vaccine, finished the matter beat me, continue to loose, not to the age, prohibited from going out to pounce on the female dog, to the age of, and immediately asked me to go out to the breeding, I do not take the initiative to pounce on the female dog, she would be I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good deal on this.
6. year of the three goals to buy a million car. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it. Find someone who will lend me 10,000 dollars.
7. In fact, I feel that a group of people to sing, the most horrible is not what song will not, but a pentatonic people what song will! And it's fucking expressive!
8. Just read a news, said the mother and daughter of two generations are stewardesses, I do not know what this good cattle, only mother and daughter of two generations only! Our family's eighteen generations are farmers, and I have not taken it out to show off! Am I proud? I'm not sure if I'm proud of that.
9. netizens heard next to a buddy call Hello, my last name is Huang, the traffic light of the next yellow netizens to follow the post brain hole! It is also to see people are drunk! The next netizen's follow up post is a brainstorming post. Hello, my last name is Xie, Faye Wong's that Xie Hello, my last name is Qian, the RMB's that money Hello, my last name is Hu, the one playing mahjong Hello, my last name is Horse, the wind blowing the grass to see the oxen and sheep of the horse
10. The teacher asked the money, capricious next couplet is? The teacher asked what is the next couplet of having money? The teacher was dumbfounded. The teacher asked to use a sentence to describe the modern man's life after marriage! Xiao Ming married an ancestor gave birth to a father! Siu Ming then asked why ancient women wrapped their feet? Xiaoming blurted out that he was afraid that they would go shopping. The teacher then asked then why not wrap it now Xiaoming now has Alipay, wrapping the feet is useless. Teacher to come to come Xiaoming you lecture
Humor and connotation of a sentence recommended
1. life as a dream, I always lose sleep; life as a play, I always wear gangs; life as a song, I always tune; life as a battlefield, I always go on fire.
2. Everyone says I am very obedient, in fact, I only listen to their own words
3. The so-called right and wrong, just to establish a person's perspective. In fact, there is no right and wrong in this world
4. The four major harms of the new era are the chassis of the Toyota, the developer's building, the stock market, and the hard disk of the ex-boyfriend.
5. Friendship is like a vase of flowers, which is shattered when it is pounded
6. Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, and I always think that I can be amazing.
7. I can't wait for you for a year and two months, and I can't wait for you for a year, I can't wait for you for a lifetime
8. When I want to say something the most, it's often the time I'm the most silent
9. I'm stringing all my memories together to make a movie, but I find that it's a tragedy
10. Fate despises the one who gives in to it the most.
11. When happiness came knocking at the door, I hesitated to go left or right.
12. Wearing a jacket to go out, the typhoon did not come; with an umbrella to go out, the rain did not fall. The weather forecast is foolhardy, I do statements are false, and the people who say they love me are also false. In the end, what else is true? The world's farthest distance is, we both go out together, you go to buy Apple IV, I go to buy four bags of apples.
17. long will be cold eyes to watch the crab to see it rampage to a few times
18. you think, with others to confide in the heart, will get is a kind of salvation. But perhaps, listening to you on the other side, will give you an axe. The side of the hideous hissing smile, the side of the axe to you
19. Funny and philosophical sayings
20. Some things do not need to argue, the surface of the obedience, secretly rebel.
21. Success is not the purpose, the purpose is to experience the process of success.
22. The law says a man can't get married until he's a year old, but he can be a soldier at a year old. This illustrates the problem that it is easier to kill than to be a husband; it is harder to live than to fight; and it is harder to deal with a woman than an enemy.
23. love has never left, just I remember, you forget
24. you love enemy and once betrayed you at the same time fell into the river, and they do not know how to swim, you are the choice of bouncing or to go to the KTV?
25. when a good monster, you have to defy all odds to defeat Ultraman.
26. If I were a princess, I'd save a frog, but all I've met are toads
27. Look at a young man strange good I intend to go to Thailand and then go to South Korea to come back to marry him.
28. I smoked almost the same cigarettes and had almost the same day, almost the same time, almost the same leisure time, I spent almost the same money, almost the same taste, almost the same salt, almost the same cheapness, almost the same edge of life, almost the same year
What's more, I'm going to go to Thailand and then to Korea and marry him.