I rushed over to the toilet to check it out, but I couldn't see anyone, but I heard someone grunting in the pit. I looked down, no way! The guy fell into the pit and almost slid into the pile of feces! I was tall and had long arms, so I pulled him up with a few strokes, but he was covered in shit, and I wasn't much better. Luckily there was a pressurized water well not far away and no one was around, so we took the opportunity to run over and quickly rinse it off. I asked him how he fell in. He said: I did not finish peeing, suddenly felt a black eye, I do not know anything! I asked how he felt now. He said he was fine.
In the middle of summer, it turned out to be a heat stroke fainting syndrome!
Talking about it afterwards, we felt very funny, a bubble of urine almost made a case of human life, you say ridiculous not funny?
Seeing this question, I remembered a real-life joke.
Earlier, rich people go out in sedan chairs or horse-drawn carriages, a man married back to his father-in-law's house, before entering the village, the driver asked him, you get off the car conveniently? The man said, line, convenient convenient it, said off around the carriage circle circle circle. The driver asked him what he was doing, and he said, "Isn't this convenient? The driver was angry and laugh, said, I ask you to pee and shit not, he suddenly realized as if to say, hey, I thought what is the matter, I do not facilitate that. Who knows just into the doorway of his father-in-law's home, he saw his old man to others to talk about it, he was busy walking to his father-in-law, said, old man, where is your toilet? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
This is not enough, after returning home with everyone a piece of chatter, someone said, quickly stop, who do not know you are afraid of his wife, he was anxious, turned around and went home, dragged his daughter-in-law on the beat, his daughter-in-law wondered, why hit me ah? He said, I told them to see where I am afraid of the daughter-in-law!
This person is our village, do not give others to say!
After dinner, I went downstairs to skate the bay, the square is a lot of grandparents in the square dance, I saw some fast movement, some slow movement. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to keep up with the pace, but I'd like to think that if you can keep them all in line with the same movement, it'd be great! So I took advantage of the moncler outlet store back to the stereo dance I picked up the stereo and ran! The ladies and gentlemen chased after me! When I saw that they were catching up with me, I ran a few steps faster, and when I saw that they were pulling away, I jogged a few steps slower. About two stops, I see the movement are almost the same, I put the stereo on the side of the road, and then rushed to them shouted: are almost digested it! They're all in sync now, aren't they? I'm not going to be able to get a lot more than that, but I'm going to be able to get a lot more than that! At this time there is a big man yelled at me: little brat you wait for me to catch you, if I can't beat the shit out of you, I counted you clamped tight! I'm going to go, this old man is also too ruthless, I do good things do not leave a name, how he did this to me?
My colleague raised a box of saffron. Because of the winter dormancy, the roots will be dug out ready to dry for a few days, her mother mistakenly thought it was a poplar onion, to cut fried vegetables, but also wondered how so bitter, and later realized that it was the flower roots to fry. At that time, it was also an anecdote. This is what I personally heard. Thank you.
Son: Mom, you go to learn to swim it
Mom: Why?
Son: so that when I later find a girlfriend, she asked me your mother and I fell into the water at the same time to save which, I know how to answer it
Mom: ......
Mother and daughter into the supermarket shopping, the child does not recognize the word casually grabbed a packet of good-looking packaging of small food, the adults hurriedly paid home, the child opened the bag and ate it. The child opened the bag to eat, and yelled so hard to eat. Adults grabbed the bag to see the "dog food" two words, and annoyed and angry and laugh.